Chapter 1192: Variation 2.0
Like the spread of the virus, a program dubbed by netizens as "uncle police beat hackers violently" also became popular all over the country in an instant, both at home and abroad.
On the screen, the police and hackers played with 18 kinds of weapons, all kinds of artillery, aircraft and tanks. In the end, no matter how cunning the little hacker was, he would be smashed into a sieve.
Then the four big words "decryption complete" appeared, and the whole computer became clean and smooth again. Some people even swore that after decrypting the computer, it felt smoother than before.
At the press conference, the reporters asked this question: "Director Luo, almost all security agencies in the world have clearly stated that the encryption program cannot be cracked by brute force, what principle is used in the decryption program released by the Ministry of Public Security? Why can it be decrypted?"
Luo Ju twitched his lips, and said: "After the outbreak of the virus, the higher-ups attached great importance to it. The comrades in the network security department united with multiple network security agencies, worked hard day and night, and finally found a fatal loophole in the program and developed this program. A set of anti-encryption programs, this program uses some technology that has not been announced yet, because it involves security issues, once it is released to the public, it may be reused by hackers, so we will keep this technology secret for the time being, but we can guarantee that, All Chinese citizens within the territory can try this decryption software for free, and there will be no place for ransomware in China..."
Well, it’s like saying nothing, the reporters are not so easy to pass, they changed another question: “Excuse me, Bureau Luo, why is there such an interesting animation in the decryption program? Whose idea is this? Is it to What does it express? Will this animation be considered provocative by hackers and strengthen their attacks?"
Luo Ju smiled and replied: "Joining this animation is just to encourage the victims of the virus. In this world, evil will always prevail, and evil forces have no future! The people's police will protect the people! Criminals, or hackers on the Internet!"
As he said that, he leaned forward, facing the camera, and shouted to the hackers on the opposite side: "Here, I would like to tell all the hackers that the French Open is back, and there are no omissions. You should surrender as soon as possible! As long as you are in 24 Surrender yourself within an hour, and I promise you will get a fair trial!"
The sonorous and powerful voice immediately won the applause of the crowd.
In the audience, a few colleagues who knew the inside story had "hehe" smiles all over their faces.
In Luo Ju's heart, he was desperately complaining.
Can I say that I don't know why there is this animation?
Can I say that I tried to remove the animation but failed?
Can I say that we do not produce decryption programs, but we are just porters of decryption programs?
Can I say that all of this is just a bad taste of some bear kid?
Can I say that I actually know the identity of the hacker?
Can I say that even if we know the identity of the hackers, we can't catch them?
Amid the powerful speeches on the stage and the helpless complaints from the audience, this program spread rapidly, and the speed of spreading was far faster than the speed of the virus. The police and the little hacker are fighting on their own screens. Although the little hacker is killed and dragged away with two or three bullets, it is super boring.
There are also boring people who created a lot of files, hooked up a lot of hard drives on their computers, intentionally infected with viruses, let the program decrypt them, and then tested it out and said that this war lasted at least 450 minutes and has not been repeated!
This program was the first to spread among domestic netizens, saving people from fire and water, and made many domestic netizens have extreme trust in the ability of their police uncles, and their pride is overwhelming.
But after it was spread abroad, it encountered countless bad reviews in an instant.
For those with non-domestic IPs, after opening the program, you will see a little snitch running around, the police uncle squatting there holding a watermelon, eating melons as a guest, only when the little snitch dares to run to him to be arrogant Slap him away.
If you move the mouse up, it will also display: "oops! Your IP is not in China, and the police uncle has no law enforcement power abroad!"
If you click a few more times, this melon eater will throw away the watermelon rind, pat his butt, run to the edge of the window, and fall asleep against the wall, as annoying as he wants.
If you continue to keep going, the police uncle will drop his gun and leave, leaving you with an exhaust gas.
Foreign netizens were outraged, and they complained one after another, saying that the Chinese police uncle is so immoral that he just watched the snitches wreak havoc and ignored them.
Foreign netizens have tried everything, including proxies, VPNs, and SS...all the scientific Internet methods that Chinese people have tried, and none of them can handle it.
This made foreign netizens sigh with emotion. They always thought that they were outside the wall, but who would have thought that they were actually inside the wall.
When the world inside the wall becomes big enough, who is inside the wall?
However, there is another ultimate trick that works, and that is the human flesh over the wall.
The first person to eat crabs took a laptop infected with a virus, flew directly to China, drank a few cups of coffee at the airport, and successfully unlocked the files in the computer after wifi for a while.
After posting their own experience on the Internet, countless people clamored for human flesh to circumvent the wall.
Netizens from many surrounding countries shouted loudly on the Internet: "We strongly demand that our country be merged into China and enjoy national treatment!"
However, for the vast majority of people, the cost of overcoming the wall with human flesh is too high, not to mention the public facilities in many countries are still paralyzed at the moment, and it is not easy to go abroad.
Back when there was no hope, many people probably had no choice but to scold their mothers in their hearts, but now that there is hope but they don't save themselves a way out, they feel pain in their hearts.
Some netizens got angry at the little snitch on the screen, and used the mouse to frantically click on the little snitch to discourage them. Then they found that the little snitch could still be clicked. It was like playing a computer game, and there was even a combo count .
After an otaku with sharp eyesight and quick hands clicked ten times in a row, another dialog box suddenly appeared.
"oops, your obsession has touched the security guard at the gate, do you want to spend 1888 RMB/188 lazy god points to summon the gate guard to help?"
When seeing "1888 RMB/188 Lazy Points", many people suddenly understood something...
There are very few people abroad who have Lazy Points, and most of them choose to spend the equivalent amount of money. After paying, the janitor with a beard and a uniform with "Lazy God Security" written on the back came out slowly, waving a cattail fan.
The little snitch obviously looked down on the old man, and even ran over to provoke him. When the little snitch was aggressively provoking, the janitor took off his shirt, revealing the old man's sweater, and put on a Tai Chi posture.
Then a series of extremely gorgeous combos suddenly broke out, and the number of combos continued to accumulate like an explosion. The fists hit the flesh, and the feet and feet were bleeding. The scene was once very bloody.
The gatekeeper is simply a Shaolin sweeping monk. He is proficient in various martial arts.
When the huge "KO" appeared, the little snitch had already gameover, and the janitor swept up the scattered things on the ground, dragged them and threw them to the dogs.
"This is really a bloody uncle..." The users who watched a gorgeous action show expressed their satisfaction, but after a few seconds, they suddenly felt wrong: "Wait... I seem to be blackmailed?"
When the releaser of the ransomware only had an income of 340,000 because everyone couldn't deal with Bitcoin, this third-party antivirus was frantically sucking up money openly.
"Do you want money or a conscience? I dreamed last night that the lady in the big house asked me: 'Aren't we worth 1888 RMB? If you touch your crotch, do you still have a conscience?' I will obediently give it up. money."
"I have prepared the thesis for 3 months in it, so I can't do it without paying!"
"I think this money should be paid, so that more manufacturers can be encouraged to develop antivirus software!"
Of course, there is also a joke: "I am a loyal user of the lazy God system. I have human fleshed out the products of the lazy god system a long time ago and returned to China. I now have 800 points! But I still paid the money, in case I encounter other needs in the future Where are the points? 1888 RMB and 188 points, I still choose the latter!"
But various conspiracy theories have also begun to spread, because of the "Lazy God Security" that appeared on the screen, many people pointed their heads at the lazy god.
"The lazy god is the source of this virus!"
"For the sake of making money, lazy gods are really shameless!"
"Release the virus first, and then charge for anti-virus, this is really shameless!"
"The lazy god is the biggest cancer of mankind! Resolutely eradicate the lazy god!"
The boss of Lazy God Security rarely accepted an interview. Zhao Xiaopang looked aggrieved and said: "You know, our Lazy God Security is very bad at making money. Security costs are soaring, is it possible that I have to send bills to politicians in various countries? What can I do? I am also desperate!"