Chapter 1160 The More Time I Spend with People, the More I Like Dogs

Li Jingxuan felt that Yunchu looked at him strangely, as if he had seen something filthy.

Then, Yunchu said, "Do you want to drown too?"

Li Jingxuan shook his head and said, "I just think He Jingxiong shouldn't be so careless."

Yunchu looked at Li Jingxuan and said, "In life, you never know which will come first, an accident or tomorrow. We are the ones who have to live through all kinds of disasters."

Li Jingxuan nodded and said, "Your Excellency is right."

Yunchu said again, "He Jingxiong told me that when choosing an emperor, we should choose a weak and useless emperor. What do you think, Brother Li?"

Li Jingxuan looked at Yunchu and said, "This may be It is the unanimous wish of all officials. ”

Yun Chu continued to look at Li Jingxuan and said: "There is a ship sailing in the stormy sea, and there are countless rats on the ship gnawing at the hull. At this time, do you think the captain should kill all these rats, or pretend not to see them?"

Li Jingxuan said: "Rats can gnaw on other things, such as the cargo on the ship, even the captain's clothes, but they can't gnaw on the ship. After all, we are still on this ship."

Yun Chu moved his eyes away from Li Jingxuan and said lightly: "I think so too for."

Li Jingxuan said: "So He Jingxiong, this rat, has started to gnaw at the boat?"

Yun Chu shook his head and said: "He just wants to replace a stupid captain for someone."

Li Jingxuan suppressed the shock in his heart and looked at Yun Chu and said: "He Jingxiong was born in Hedong. Since there is such a rat, there must be a nest in Hedong."

Yun Chu said contemptuously: "Then go and dig out this nest."

Li Jingxuan said: "I am not capable of it--"

Yun Chu laughed, patted Li Jingxuan on the shoulder and said: "In the future, don't come to me for trivial matters that have nothing to do with Chang'an , it's none of my business if you guys are beaten into pigs outside.

I've pacified the southwest this time, and the credit is enough for me to live a life of idleness and wait for death. I will guard my Chang'an and watch this city become what I hope for day by day. "

Li Jingxuan frowned and said, "Your Majesty is not afraid of you. Now is a good time for you to make great plans. Why do you want to live a life of idleness and wait for death?"

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I don't have such a big heart."

After that, he left Shicheng with the officers. According to the military regulations of the Tang Dynasty, the army was not allowed to enter the city.

Yun Chu, who lost his position as the general manager of the Jiannan Road, is now a general of the Tang Dynasty's army, and he is also not allowed to enter the city.

When he returned to the barracks, Yun Chu found that Li Si always avoided him, and Yun Jin was very unnatural when he saw him.

Wen Huan, Di Guangsi, and Li Chengxiu were busy all the time, that is, they didn't want to see him.

I don't know when a large group of palace maids and eunuchs around Li Si built a separate camp for themselves, and there were 500 soldiers of the Jinwu Guards guarding.

Seeing this, how could Yun Chu not understand that the two little bastards had stolen the forbidden fruit.

At dinner in the evening, Yun Chu poured himself a glass of wine, thought about it, and poured a glass for Yun Jin.

Yun Chu didn't allow them to drink alcohol before, although he knew that they drank a lot outside, but it was the first time that Yun Jin drank alcohol at his own dinner table.

"You are an adult, you can drink."

When Yun Jin heard his father say this, he knew that his affair with Li Si had been discovered. He lowered his head and said, "It's all my fault."

Yun Chu took a sip of wine and said, "It's human nature for young people to admire young lovers. Your family has never hired a teacher of etiquette for you, so it's inevitable that you act casually."

Yun Jin said, "The only way now is to marry Sisi as soon as possible."

Yun Chu smiled and said, "Don't worry, my son slept with the emperor's daughter, maybe she's pregnant. If I don't publicize this glorious thing, I can't relieve my hatred!"

Father and son are connected by heart. Yun Jin certainly knows that his father will not ruin Li Si's reputation, but where does this tone come from?

Then, the image of Aunt Naha rushed into Yun Jin's mind... Aunt Naha was also pregnant before marriage...

Thinking of this, Yun Jin was horrified, and knelt down in front of Yun Chu and said, "Father, this is inappropriate."

Yun Chu held the wine glass and said with a smile: "He can do it in the royal family, but Yun's family can't do it? Moreover, Father, I am sure that what happened between you two must be the work of Li Si.

Since Li likes to do whatever he wants, don't blame my Yun's family for making a big fuss!

After Sisi shows her pregnancy, I will definitely give you a lively wedding, a wedding that will be remembered by the people of Chang'an for several lifetimes."

Yun Jin's pretty face turned red immediately...

No matter how Yun Jin begged, Yun Chu would not give in. He must let his eldest son's wedding go through the most complete etiquette. He would not miss any of the six links of accepting the bride price, asking for the name, accepting the marriage, accepting the marriage, asking for the date, and welcoming the bride.

According to the current speed of the Tang Dynasty, half a year is already as fast as it can be.

Yun Jin rushed to Li Si's camp like an arrow in the ass. When she opened the curtain, she saw Li Si brushing her face with a thick brush. Her face was as smooth as egg white, and it seemed that she had twisted the hair on her face with silk thread.

Women's makeup is a course in Yun's family, and Cui Yao taught it. Li Si used to have a girl's face and never put on makeup. Now that she has become a woman, she thinks she should dress more beautifully.

While she was brushing her eyebrows lightly, Yun Jin rushed in like a wild boar.

After listening to Yun Jin's words, Li Si leaned into Yun Jin's arms and said, "Fool!"

Yun Jin said anxiously: "Aye wants to make Aunt Naha pregnant before marriage. She wants to wait until you show her pregnancy before marrying you. Then everyone in Chang'an will laugh at you."

Li Si leaned delicately in Yun Jin's arms and said, "Then you have to love me more and you must marry me. Otherwise, your reputation will be bad and you will never be able to marry again."

Yun Jin gasped for breath, and her formerly clear and calm head was now full of mush. There was nothing in her mind except the scene of Li Si getting married with a pregnant belly and being accused by Wan Fu. other.

Thinking about it, his cleverness has always been used to deal with others. Now, one of them is Aye, whom he respects like a god, and the other is the woman he will not marry unless she is in this life. He really doesn't know what decision to make.

Seeing the expression on Yun Jin's face changing rapidly, Li Si stood up from his arms, pressed Yun Jin's forehead with his finger and said, "You silly goose, what's there to be afraid of?

Isn't it just getting married with a big belly? What's there to be afraid of? What's more, the person getting married is you, so there's no need to be afraid. When the time comes, as soon as I walk in, Yun's family will be blessed with double happiness... Hahaha, what's shameful then? Master, Mistress, my father, the emperor, and my mother, if they want to fight, they can fight. As for the two of us, that is a great thing! "

Yun Jin looked at the peach-faced Li Si blankly and said, "Why do I feel like something is wrong?"

Li Si took a sip of water. Seeing that Yun Jin's lips were dry, he also gave him a sip of water. He said nonchalantly: "Obviously, the two of us taught and received in private. The master was unhappy. He usually felt that he You are an enlightened person, why don't you scold me openly? So, I'm going to scare you with this matter.

I was raised by my master and my wife, and they taught me good and bad things. Even if something went wrong, it was because they failed to teach me well. If my master took this matter to my father, it would be hard to say who would win or lose because of my mother's bad luck. Woolen cloth. "

Yun Jin asked in confusion: "Why did you suddenly become smarter?"

Li Si snorted and said: "In the past, I was afraid that Master would not let you marry me, so I had to fawn on Master everywhere. It was necessary to pretend to be stupid and wear colorful clothes to entertain the bride. Now it's a done deal, so I don't have to pretend to be stupid everywhere.

Now that I have become the wife of the Yun family, if I still act foolishly, won't others look down on me, the Yun family? "

Yun Jin pulled her hair and said painfully: "Although the result is good, the process is really blind."

Li Si held up Yun Jin's face and chuckled: "In other things, he is as smart as a monkey, but he is confused when it comes to matters between men and women. Who told you that men and women will definitely have children as soon as they come into contact?"

When Yun Jin heard what Li Si said, her mind suddenly became clear. She coughed and looked up at Li Si and said, "If you are willing, I will become proficient in this knowledge soon. Don't worry, it won't take long."

Li Si once again snuggled into Yun Jin's arms and said, "If you don't learn, if you don't study, it's useless. This is good."

When Yun Jin came back again and saw her father, her mood was as stable as an old dog's, and she drank the glass of wine her father gave her in one gulp in the presence of the old man.

Yun Chu took one look at his son and said contemptuously: "Useless thing."

Yun Jin smiled and said: "Take your time with your marriage, don't be in a hurry."

The first war between father and son ended with Yun Jin's victory.

After Li Jingxuan saw He Jingxiong, he felt that this guy was pretending to be stupid. He even concluded that as long as he arrived in Luoyang, He Jingxiong's illness would be cured without medicine, and he would severely report Yun Chuyi's condition in front of the emperor. Therefore, He hinted to Yun Chu twice that He Jingxiong's body could be destroyed, and he would just pretend not to see it. If necessary, he could also make proof in favor of Yun Chu.

Yun Chu resisted not making Li Jingxuan the second best to He Jingxiong.

With an endless stream of soldiers and horses, they left Shicheng and went straight to Shuzhong.

Yunchu's aboveboard behavior once again biased Li Jingxuan's judgment, leading him to believe that He Jingxiong was really an accident caused by drowning.

The sand gold of the white barbarians was smelted into gold medals by Yunchu. Each of the fifty thousand soldiers who conquered the southwest had one. Each piece weighed about one tael and was equivalent to ten thousand coins.

This is something that everyone has, and the merits of the soldiers will naturally be calculated separately. In short, Yunchu rewarded all the 300,000 taels of sand gold that Yunchu took from the Baiman people to his subordinates.

He didn't get a single tael of gold himself.

Li Yuance received five thousand taels of gold, which did not even fill the several camphor wood boxes he had prepared, which caused him to be very resentful.

Jiang Xie was different. He couldn't put it down for the five thousand taels of gold he got.

"Yunchu is too domineering..."

Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Xie, who couldn't bear it anymore, slapped him hard, pushed him to the ground, pressed his neck with a horizontal knife and said: "Listen to me, I want it very much." If you cause me to lose these five thousand taels of gold and the soldiers to lose their rewards, believe it or not, you will die on the way back to Luoyang."

Li Yuance roared: "I am the King of Zhao County, who dares?"