Chapter 602 Princess, You Have Bad Breath
Qian Duoduo suppressed Long Yutian's anger, but smiled and looked at the provocative princess: "Princess, Duo'er has just married into the royal family, and she doesn't know much about royal etiquette, so I would like to ask you, what is virtue and softness?"
When the princess heard Qian Duoduo's tone, she raised her head with a condescending look: "As a daughter-in-law of the royal family, it is natural to speak and behave in a decent manner, not to show your teeth when you smile, not to show your feet when you walk, and you should be noble and elegant when drinking and eating."
"Oh! That's it!" Qian Duoduo suddenly realized: "Then please teach me in front of the ministers, what kind of behavior is noble and elegant?"
The eldest princess was absent from the last state banquet due to illness, and this was the first time she dealt with Qian Duoduo directly.
I only heard that the third concubine was stubborn and unruly, but looking at it now, it was nothing more than that, and she was still respectful to herself.
How could she give up such a good opportunity to perform well in front of her father and mother.
From walking the steps of the court to saying hello, the princess spoke and smiled all the way.
After the end, he glanced at Qian Duoduo arrogantly: "Has the third princess learned it?"
"I have learned it, but Duo'er is unclear about something, so I ask the princess to teach me." Qian Duoduo frowned, earnestly acting like a good baby: "Does the princess maintain your nobility and elegance all the time from the moment you open your eyes to the rest at night?"
"Of course!" The princess replied without thinking.
"Duo'er has learned all these, but Duo'er is just thinking, when the princess is in the latrine, what kind of noble posture does the princess use to maintain your princess temperament? In front of all the ministers, the princess shouldn't mind showing it to Duo'er, right?"
Qian Duoduo's words spread word by word in every corner of the palace banquet.
After a few seconds, Qian Duoduo saw that the princess didn't respond, she just wanted to look at a monster, her eyes almost protruded, she didn't understand, so she continued to ask: "Could it be that the princess is also so aggressive when she usually goes to the latrine, standing with her head up, chest, abdomen and buttocks up? But this posture doesn't seem good. Judging by your wide-eyed eyes, I know you must be constipated often!"
The ministers present couldn't hear this kind of undisguised sarcasm, but they couldn't help but look at Qian Duoduo's expression like a harmless curious baby, which was so strangely matched.
The eldest princess originally wanted to ridicule Qian Duoduo's lack of etiquette, but unexpectedly she was fooled into it easily and became everyone's laughing stock.
In an instant, his face changed, and he was ashamed and angry: "Third Princess, you are simply vulgar!"
"Vulgar?" Qian Duoduo was very hurt, and looked at the princess with innocent eyes: "The princess thinks going to the latrine is a vulgar thing? People eat whole grains, and they have to solve their own inconvenience once or twice a day. This has become a daily compulsory lesson for a person from birth to death. You really surprised Duo'er when you said that!"
After a pause, she looked at the sky speechlessly, and asked with a sympathetic sigh: "According to what the Great Princess means, is it because you never go to the latrine? Or is it that your solution is different from others, and you solve it with your mouth?"
"you!"
How could the princess not be able to hear that Qian Duoduo was scolding herself around the corner, but as soon as she opened her mouth, Qian Duoduo immediately stretched out her small hand to cover her nose, and jumped one meter away from the princess.
Frowning in distaste: "Princess, you have bad breath!"