Chapter 269 Wild Man

"Father, why are you in such a mess? Did someone push you into the grass?"

"...Afa, you are not human, help me see if there are any ghosts around me?"

What did I do wrong for Xiuhui to treat me like this? I'm just a poor old man who is arranging his own funeral!

Could it be that Xiuhui didn't recognize me?

Yes, my appearance has changed several times, I have long forgotten what I looked like before, this is a problem...

I don't know if there are any photos of me in Xiuhui's tomb?

Shall I help her tidy up her belongings? If I take her relic, will she follow?

Forget it!

Gu Yi seems to know soul spells. Before, I thought it was unethical to play with other people's souls, or... for the sake of cultivating wisdom, I also play?

"No, father."

"Afa, don't keep your eyes on the middle of me. You are a girl, so be reserved. It was sprayed by the water pipe just now."

"But I'm only this tall. I can only look at you, Dad, have you peed your pants? How about I ask Tony to bring me some diapers, and you will be the baby, and I will take care of you, okay?" ?”

"Playing house... I haven't played it for more than a hundred years, and I have forgotten the pleasure... Maybe... It's very interesting, okay, wait a minute, I become a baby, so you can take care of it more Like, are you going to make a Douyin video? Do you have followers?"

"What Douyin fans?"

"Did I remember wrong? It's not time yet?"

"Father, how long will it take?"

"It will take about an hour... No, it may take a little longer to become so small... It hurts, the bones and skin are squeezed! Fuck, Alpha Dog, can you stop playing? It hurts too much."

"Do you want to dismantle and saw off some?"

"I'm not a robot, wait a minute, I'll bear it! Ow~~~~ Pain~~~~Hiss~~~~~ Brain~~~My brain~~~Damn~~~~ Some The data has been squeezed out!!!!!! It’s over! Alpha Gou, you killed me~~~~uh~~~uh~~~~ah~~~~hiss~~~”

"Dad, is that moaning? Can I learn it?"

"no!"

"Oh. Daddy, you're getting smaller..."

"Stop playing!!! I can't take it anymore! Stop, stop, change back!"

Fortunately, the transformation process was stopped, otherwise, I would have lost my life. Alpha Dog is an unreliable guy who doesn't grow hair! The old man almost made her play badly.

I have to take a shower first, what is this squeezing out of my body?

Taking a bath in this outer space has a special taste. The water will form a big water ball by itself, and then wrap the human body. If the old man can get the water away without breathing now, this kind of water ball can easily kill a normal person.

Water in zero gravity is scary for humans.

The God body of the Asa Protoss is still very good. It is a space species. Although Hulk’s body is powerful, it will change color and can make people very excited. My old man’s blood vessels are fragile now, how can he withstand the toss? So the body of Asa is more suitable for me.

After washing, pour the bath water outside.

AlphaGo actually brought me a towel, where did it come from?

"Afa, where did you get this towel? There's something like this on it?"

"When I was setting up the palace for you, I asked Tony to send me a rocket of daily necessities."

So it was, "Afa, you are a good boy, thank you for your hospitality."

"You're welcome Dad, I'm glad to serve you, Dad, I have a question for you."

"You ask."

"Can I... also become a god?"

Although it is expensive as a program dog, Alpha is obviously not something I can understand. Program dogs can only copy codes. At most, they can understand what a small piece of code is used for, and make a few small software. Smart... Sorry, it's just that low.

If my superpower can be passed on to Wanli, maybe it will look different.

"Maybe not...Afa, do you have air conditioning here? Why does it feel a little hot?"

"The room temperature is 32 degrees, what's going on? Is the regulator broken? I'll go out and have a look."

After a while, the horn in the cabin rang, "Dad, why is there a big ball of water outside? It focused the sunlight and just hit the space capsule. Who did this? Does anyone want to fuck me? It's over, what should I do……"

Fuck...

When Alpha didn't pay attention, he quickly sent the water into the ring, and poured it later when he returned to the ground. I didn't expect water to be useful in space.

This reminds me of a Douyin video in a previous life where someone used a satellite antenna cauldron to attach a mirror to serve as a concave mirror to boil water.

Can I make a similar mirror to boil water?

But I can't make a concave mirror, but I can make a transparent convex lens.

Water will appear as a relatively regular circle in space. This focal point is too close, so we have to find ways to flatten it a bit.

The mirror space can do this. To make a regular convex lens space, you only need to form a shape in your mind, and then fill it with water.

Set the light transmission property of this mirror space wall.

In this way, a mirror space version of the concave lens is ready.

Borrow a kettle from the supermarket in Taoyuan Town, the kind without electric heating, I am a dignified god, can I use electricity to heat water?

Put a pot of water in, where is the focus?

Starting from the origin of the central axis of the mirror space, to a certain place, the light on the kettle becomes brighter and brighter, and when it moves a little bit, the focal point on it becomes smaller and brighter, until it hurts the human eye and cannot be seen directly.

The water boiled at this time, releasing a large amount of water vapor, rushing straight up like a fountain.

If it weren't for the magician's touch to grab the kettle, maybe the kettle would fly away.

666 ah! This heats up super fast. A dream that was never realized at that time has come true! There is no way to set off firecrackers in outer space, otherwise you have to steal a bunch to celebrate.

This is a convex lens with a diameter of five meters. What if I build a 50-meter lens? 500 meters? 5 kilometers?

Can you burn a hole out of the earth?

Damn, I didn't expect that old man, I can actually make space weapons?

Let's do it!

5 kilometers in diameter...wouldn't it be worthy of my status as a god?

How about 50 kilometers?

Is 50 still too small? Looking at it from a distance in this space, it seems to be the size of glasses.

Come 500 kilometers?

Stop, stop, stop, don't do it, my poor Einstein is a mess!

A lot of theories originally belonged to Einstein are now probably owned by others. If my Einstein is still there, I can count the money until my feet cramp when I collect patent fees.

The past is over, sad. Xiao Ai, you are watching me from the sky. Today, old man, I want to create a scientific product, a great convex lens! It will be named after you as the Einstein Bald Lens.

A space weapon, a tall thing that can float in outer space like a satellite!

Why? This water actually needs a lot, and the reservoir I used to cast ice magic was exhausted, and it was only recharged a little...

Squeeze it a little bit. Although the focal length will become longer, this thing is originally used to shoot things hundreds of thousands of kilometers away. The longer the focal length, the longer it is...

500 kilometers in diameter... Is my heart too wild? An old man with a wild heart, or wild man for short?