Chapter 944 Crazy

Huang Sanshou also took out his wallet, which was also empty, and was about to curse when he suddenly said, "Huh? I have something in my pocket!"

While speaking, Huang Sanshou took out a note from his pocket, which read: "Amitabha, is it a surprise? A surprise or not?"

The two looked at each other, and then shouted in unison: "Grass! It's that monk!"

"Amitabha, the two benefactors, are you calling the poor monk?" Almost at the same time, a Buddha's chant sounded beside them, and the two turned their heads, only to see a monk in white walking slowly with a big white wolf.

When Lao Chang saw Fang Zheng, his eyes turned red instantly, and he threw up his arms and wanted to go up to reason, but when he looked at the lone wolf beside Fang Zheng, he suddenly became a little wilted, but he still shouted: "Dead monk, did you steal us?" money?"

Lao Chang regretted asking this question, even a fool would not admit it.

However, what surprised Old Chang was that the monk on the opposite side smiled and nodded, "Yes!"

"Fuck! Do you still dare to admit it?" Old Chang suddenly felt wronged, this thief is too arrogant! To steal something and come here to admit it, this is really not taking the two of them seriously! Naked provocation! Can this matter be tolerated?

Lao Chang rubbed his fists, looked at the big wolf dangling beside Fangzheng with great grief and indignation, and finally endured it...

Huang Sansiao was similar, even if there were 100,000 dissatisfaction, in the face of not being able to type these three words, he could only bear it.

Seeing the aggrieved and depressed expressions of the two guys, Fangzheng leaned over with a smile and asked, "The two benefactors are poor monks, but what's the matter?"

"Repay the money!" Lao Chang finally came to his senses and asked for the money.

Fangzheng also stretched out a hand and said, "Repay the money."

"Fuck, you stole our money and asked us to pay it back? Are you sick? Hurry up and pay the money back, or I'll call the police!" Lao Chang threatened.

Upon hearing this, Fangzheng immediately applauded and said, "That's good, hurry up and call the police, immediately, immediately!"

When Lao Chang heard this, he was furious and said: "Hey, there are so many wonders in this world. I have seen arrogant people, but I have never seen such an arrogant thief!"

Fangzheng also shouted: "Hey, there are so many wonders in this world. I have seen arrogant people, but I have never seen such an arrogant liar!"

Hearing this, Lao Chang's face immediately turned red, and he stared straight at Fangzheng. Fang Zheng looked at him with a smile. The two of them watched for a long time, and Lao Chang choked out: "Don't spout blood!"

Fangzheng took out his mobile phone and asked, "Want to watch the video?"

Lao Chang was dumbfounded for a moment. Is there any evidence for this?

"Are you going to surrender yourself, or will this poor monk send you off?" Fangzheng asked.

Lao Chang and Huang Sanmiao looked at each other, and the meaning in each other's eyes was very clear: If you can't beat this thief and get bald, that big dog will not be fair. If they were sent to the Public Security Bureau, it would be miserable!

So Lao Chang yelled, "Run!"

After talking, Lao Chang and Huang turned around and ran in three seconds. The two walked like flying, running fast! While running, Lao Chang looked back and saw that the monk in white was still walking, the speed was not fast, and he was thrown further and further away by the two of them.

This is always the case, he laughed and said: "Do you still want to catch up with us at this speed? Practice a few more lifetimes!"

Huang Sansou nodded and said with a smile: "At the beginning, I was the double champion of long-distance running and sprinting in school. But you are not slow!"

Lao Chang grinned and said, "I practice running every day! Hurry up, get away..."

"Be careful!" There was an exclamation in my ear at this moment.

Lao Chang and Huang Sanshou are a little confused, why be careful? There is a flat river in front of you, why don't you let him run away?

Almost at the same time...

bang bang!

Two muffled sounds sounded, and then Lao Chang and Huang Sanshou covered their faces and lay on the ground...

a few minutes ago.

In the office hall of the police station, two police officers sat there in a daze. Due to the weather, no one came to handle anything today. So the two chatted about something.

At this moment, the two were surprised to see two men rushing into the gate of the police station, and then directly to the gate of the office! that speed...

"It's pretty fast." A woman smiled, but her face changed as soon as she finished speaking, and said, "Why don't they slow down?"

At the same time, the policewoman nearby exclaimed, "Be careful of the glass!"

As a result, before the word "glass" could be uttered, two muffled bangs were heard, and the two hit the gate of the police station like a human bomb, and the glass shattered to the ground. The two of them covered their faces and lay on the ground.

"What's the situation?" The two female policemen were a little confused, but they immediately came to their senses and ran over to save someone.

At this moment, Lao Chang rubbed his almost flattened nose, feeling that his nose was so sore that he could hardly control the runny nose. But he still couldn't figure it out, how could there be a door on the main road that was so flat?

Old Chang was about to yell, but when he looked up, he saw two policemen running over, his heart trembled, and he didn't know what was going on. At that moment, there was only one thought in his mind: The police are here to arrest me, can't caught!

Thinking of this, Lao Chang patted Huang for three seconds and shouted: "Run!"

After finishing speaking, Lao Chang got up and ran. Huang Sanshao also saw the police. He wasn't too worried at first, but thought to himself: It's just that he used a few counterfeit coins, so he shouldn't be guilty of death, right?

However, after the collision just now, his mind was a little dull, and before he could figure out what was going on in his mind, he saw Lao Chang yelling to run, and at the same time he ran away. Driven by him, Huang Sansiao almost subconsciously got up and ran after him.

The two rushed out of the office hall at once, and then looked back at the same time, only to see two policemen chasing after them, as if shouting something. The two of them didn't know if they were stunned, their minds were confused, or what. Anyway, I couldn't see their mouth shapes clearly, and couldn't hear what they were saying, but the anxious look on their faces was very clear.

A thought flashed through the two of them almost at the same time: "What's the use of these policewomen? They can't run fast, they have no strength, and they just have a loud voice? Hehe, the running back then was not in vain, and the running is all carried by the wind... It just hurts a little bit. ah."

As a result, the words fell, and the two heard the familiar voice again: "Be careful!"

bang bang! There were two more human bombs hitting the door.

At the same time, two sounds of glass shattering sounded...

The two policewomen were completely dumbfounded. A slightly taller policewoman looked at Lao Chang and Huang sympathetically and said for three seconds, "Are these two crazy? The more careful you make them, the faster they run. Laughing at the same time..."

"It's probably crazy, otherwise who would rush to the door? But..." Speaking of this, another short female policeman said angrily: "Even if they are crazy, it's not the reason for them to demolish the police station, right?"

After speaking, the short policewoman walked over to see what these two people were doing!

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