Chapter 88 Why Don't Pigs Climb Trees? 【Favorites】
The lone wolf's legs gave way, and he swore that he just wanted to find a place to hang out, and besides, he's a wolf! If you are not a human being, why do you worship Buddha?
But Fang Zheng said everything, Lone Wolf is also smart, understood Fang Zheng's meaning, and walked into the Buddhist hall bravely.
Liu Tao and Wu Hai looked at each other and quickly followed.
Fangzheng smiled slightly, and followed slowly.
The lone wolf entered the Buddhist hall, wondering how to worship Buddha as a wolf! After thinking about it, no wolf ancestor passed down this skill to him! In desperation, he kicked his front legs hard, and the person stood up!
Liu Tao, Wu Hai and the photographers were dumbfounded! At the same time, he thought: "This wolf doesn't really want to worship Buddha, does he?"
Almost at the same time, the lone wolf desperately adjusted his muscles and knelt down! It's just that I didn't stand firm, and I fell down on the ground, with a thud, my chin hit the ground, and tears were about to come out...
Seeing this, Fangzheng grinned and muttered to himself: "Good guy, working so hard? Extra meal tonight!"
Liu Tao swallowed his saliva and said, "You don't have to be so pious, do you? Slow down?"
Lone Wolf glanced at Liu Tao and thought, "I want to too..."
The lone wolf tossed and tossed three times in a row, Liu Tao and Wu Hai were completely dumbfounded, and finally the lone wolf got up and looked at the fragrance. Ordinary incense is too thin, it can't play well, high incense is too expensive, based on his understanding of Fang Zheng, if he dares to use high incense, he will probably be deducted from food! So, with a flick of the lone wolf's tail, the master can do these things, and the rest is really powerless.
The lone wolf came out, and Liu Tao and Wu Hai, who were blocking the door, quickly stepped aside when they saw this.
The lone wolf glanced at the two of them again, Shi Shi ran out of the gate of the monastery and disappeared.
Liu Tao, Wu Hai, and the photographer swallowed at the same time, their eyes full of disbelief...
Fangzheng stepped forward and said: "Amitabha, several benefactors, you see, this wolf really has nothing to do with the poor monk. He is just a pilgrim in this temple, and he is still a wild wolf."
Liu Tao smiled wryly and said, "This... that's all, I'd better go back and ask for instructions. Little... Master, I'll take my leave first."
Liu Tao was about to leave, what else could Wu Hai say, he hurriedly left, and the group hurried down the mountain.
Fangzheng looked at the backs of the three going away, and frowned. This matter must not be groundless, it must be stabbed in the back, otherwise the law enforcement agencies would not be provoked.
Fangzheng opened WeChat and contacted the monkey. Compared with Wang Yougui in the village, the monkey in the county obviously had a better grasp of the news.
As soon as Fangzheng asked, the monkey immediately replied: "Master, you don't know about this matter? Oh, it's not the bastards in the county who did it. After suffering on the mountain, they talk nonsense when they go down the mountain. And that kid Chen Jing, Published a piece of news, slandering your temple at length, this kid has put in a lot of effort in this matter."
Following the monkey's guidance, Fangzheng found the local news. Sure enough, the manuscript sent by Chen Jing was still on it, and there were hundreds of replies below. As a small local news, it is not bad to have so many clicks, and it is basically empty at ordinary times.
Click it and look, Fangzheng's face is dark!
What Chen Jing said was either an exaggeration of the facts, or a random write-up, including many wolf attacks in other villages, and even things from the last century! Now pinch it and stuff it all on Fangzheng's head!
But that's not the point, the point is, there really are wolves on Fangzheng Mountain! This is enough to attract the attention of relevant departments.
Fangzheng checked the relevant legal provisions again, and he was relieved. As long as it is confirmed that the lone wolf is wild and has not posed a threat to the villagers down the mountain, this matter will be over. No one will come to hunt or capture lone wolves.
If Fangzheng wanted to raise a lone wolf, it would be a bit of a hassle, he would inevitably have to lie or something... and he had to apply for a certificate.
Fangzheng couldn't go down the mountain, he couldn't get his documents, and there were too many links in the middle, so he gave up decisively. Just let the lone wolf be a wild wolf...
But Fangzheng had an idea in mind, no matter who asked in the future, this wolf was not raised by him, but a pilgrim! This is not a lie, the relationship between him and the lone wolf is really not a matter of raising or not, the relationship is a bit complicated...
At the foot of the mountain, Liu Tao and Wu Hai will be miserable.
"Wolves can worship Buddha? Why don't you say that pigs can climb trees?" The leaders of the two yelled at them with almost the same words.
Liu Tao said: "Director, really, I saw it with my own eyes."
"While I'm not angry, go out and get the punishment yourself." The director angrily reprimanded while making a phone call. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, he was not allowed to become a spirit, and this guy came to him and told him that wolves would worship Buddha? Those who killed him would not believe it!
"Hey, you're pretty good? I'll go out and get the punishment myself? Okay, you come back from get off work and bring back three washboards! Don't think I don't know, you secretly threw away our washboard!" A woman's voice came from the side.
Director Chen blushed, and quickly signaled Liu Tao to go out. At the same time, he quickly explained to his wife.
How could Liu Tao go out like this? In this case, wouldn't the explanation be unclear, and the punishment would be in vain. He took out the recorder and played it in front of Director Chen.
Seeing the scene where the lone wolf knelt down, Director Chen almost dropped his cell phone, swallowed, ignored the voice on the phone, wiped the sweat from his brow, and said, "Don't say anything, I want to quietly .”
"Who is Jingjing? Why don't you let me tell? That's fine! Chen Sanqiang, you want to go to heaven!"
"No, I don't want the quiet you said! I mean quiet!"
"Quiet? Old Antou's daughter? Okay, when did you get involved?"
"I... what I said was, oops... you waited for me to go back!"
"Okay, you're still threatening me, okay, come back, let's see who can beat who..."
Seeing this, Liu Tao hurried out of the way, and if he stayed any longer, he would probably be murdered to silence him.
On the other hand, Wu Hai's fate was better than Liu Tao's. After taking out the video, the director kept silent and told him to wait for news.
There are also a large group of people stretching their necks waiting for the news on the Internet, but there is no movement on the second day, and no movement on the third day...
On the fourth day, Fangzheng ushered in a new batch of guests.
Chen Sanqiang personally led a team of people to Yizhi Temple. There were experts and leaders. When they came, they rushed into the temple with suspicion and asked for various inquiries.
In the end, before they could ask any questions, the lone wolf rushed into the monastery and knelt down!
Everyone was dumbfounded!
Then the lone wolf flicked his tail and left!
Everyone look at me, I look at you, a lot of questions on the lips have all turned into question marks! They don't know what to ask anymore.
On the fifth day, the official finally released a message: "It has been confirmed that there is indeed a wolf on Yizhi Mountain, but this wolf is a wild wolf, not raised by the monks in the monastery, so don't spread rumors."