The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 1097 Stocking Salted Fish

"Part-time jobs are also scary..." Ba Song smiled wryly.

Xianyu shook his head, twisted his body and said: "There is still water, yes, yes, I haven't bathed for many days. One, two, three, let's go!"

While speaking, the salted fish soared into the air, and plunged into the small stream on the ground.

Fangzheng raised his eyebrows, but he didn't stop him, instead he just smiled.

Ba Song covered his face and stopped looking.

Just listen, bang!

Xianyu's head was tilted at ninety degrees, and his body was stuck on the ground as straight as a flagpole... His eyes were full of astonishment, and he opened his mouth and shouted, "Who put the glass?!"

Ba Song said: "If there is water flowing through the room, it will be damp. The water is flowing under the glass, and it's just for viewing."

Xianyu got up, glanced around, and went to the bathroom angrily. Not long after, the bathtub was filled with water, and the salted fish didn't forget to scatter some flower petals into it, so he jumped in, happily soaking in the bath, humming, "Master, don't you two take a bath? Oh... you human beings will enjoy it, Master..."

Ba Song felt refreshed when he heard the call of the salted fish, and suddenly felt itchy all over, so he looked at Fangzheng questioningly.

Fangzheng shook his head and said, "The bathtub he soaked in is not used by the poor monk."

Ba Song grinned and said, "I'll clean the fish tank later, it's the same." Xin said, this monk is really a clean freak.

Fangzheng continued to shake his head, and then went to watch the scenery. From here, you can just see Hoan Kiem Lake.

Seeing this, Ba Song didn't say anything. The salted fish over there kept shouting, and at the same time, the water was splashing, and he felt more and more itchy and uncomfortable.

When the salted fish came out, wrapped in a bath towel and holding a toothbrush in its mouth, like a modern salted fish out of the bath, Bassong finally couldn't help it. run over quickly...

"Hey! It's still a bit fishy!" Bassong muttered.

ten minutes later.

"Why is it still fishy?"

half an hour later.

"Damn! Don't wash it! How many years have you not bathed your salted fish? The fish tank smells like fish!" Ba Song finally understood why Fangzheng didn't wash it anymore. ah!

Xianyu lay lazily on the sun lounger, humming: "I have stayed in the water for a long time, but the last time I took a serious bath was three thousand years ago, right?"

"Ouch!" Basong felt nauseous when he thought that he had mixed the bath water from 3,000 years ago, so he ran away and continued washing his hands.

One day's gathering, in the evening, the organizer arranged a grand party in the high platform hall on the thirty-sixth floor. And clearly pointed out that you can't bring followers.

Fangzheng had no choice but to pass by himself. But before leaving, Fangzheng repeatedly told Basong to keep an eye on the salted fish and not to run around! At the same time, in order to prevent this guy from messing around, Fangzheng took away Xianyu's magic power.

Xianyu lay there lazily, waved his fins and said, "Go, go, I feel comfortable today, I don't want to go anywhere, I just want to sleep peacefully."

Fangzheng looked at Xianyu, but this guy had no eyelids, his eyes widened whether he was sleepy or not. After looking at it for a long time, I couldn't see anything, so I shook my head, turned and left.

Just as Fangzheng left, Basong asked Xianyu, "Are you asleep?"

As a result, the salted fish bounced up from the ground, and said with a smile: "Sleep ass! There are so many people gathered together, if you don't go and have a look, wouldn't it be in vain?"

"Uh... Didn't the master just say that you are not allowed to go out." Basong grumbled in his heart.

"Don't go out? Why don't you go out here? Be a salted fish? Big man, don't you wonder what activities are going on there? Are there any delicious things?" The salted fish ran to the door bouncing around.

Ba Song quickly ran over to block the door, saying: "Master said, you can't go out."

"Are you sure?" Salted Fish twisted his beard and grinned.

Ba Song nodded vigorously, and at the same time waved his arms and said, "Although you are a monster, I am not a vegetarian. If you want to go out, you must pass my test!"

"Okay, the master is back." Xianyu called.

Ba Song didn't know how immoral Xianyu was, so he turned his head subconsciously, only to find that the door was still closed, he was fooled! Bending down abruptly and bowing his head, dodging!

Finally, Basong remembered that the salted fish was not that tall! This bending down and bowing his head was equivalent to putting his face in front of the salted fish!

Sure enough, Xianyu grinned at him and slapped him!

Boom!

Creaking, the door opened, and Xianyu clapped his hands and said, "This brain is still looking at me... hey..."

After finishing speaking, Xianyu walked out generously, behind him was Basong lying on the ground with his eyes turned white.

"Hey, hey, where should I go?" Xianyu walked all the way, humming a little song, and started to wander aimlessly.

Meanwhile, the monitoring room.

"Ah...ha. Tired, watching so many surveillance videos every day, my eyes are almost blurred." A security guard muttered, but his eyes swept away, and his brows suddenly frowned: "Isn't this meeting a bad meeting?" Tell me to bring the child out, why is there still a child running in?"

The security guard muttered, took a closer look, his eyeballs suddenly widened, and then yelled strangely: "My Cao! It's not a child, it's a fish! How is this possible?"

Then he saw that the salted fish walked and jumped all the way, and even climbed on the head of a god statue and looked around there!

"That's right, it's really a fish! Could this be the legendary mermaid? But this guy is no different from a beauty..." the security guard muttered, and he still picked up the walkie-talkie because he was safe.

Just as the security guard was about to say something, there was a sudden movement behind him. The security guard turned his head and punched him with a fist. With a bang, the security guard passed out.

Then a deep voice came from the security room: "Old Shu, the monitoring room has been fixed. The security facilities here are really not good!"

"Yeah." A voice came from the intercom, and then there was no movement.

When the voice started to watch the surveillance video, the video was empty and there was no sign of the salted fish. He sat there peacefully, as if he didn't know the existence of salted fish.

"Oh, that's the camera. I've seen it on TV, but I didn't expect there to be so many in this hotel. Fortunately, my ancestor, I'll be quick, otherwise I'll be discovered." Xianyu secretly looked at it from behind a statue. camera.

At this moment, there was a sound of pushing a cart, and a man passed by pushing a cleaning cart. Xianyu immediately took the opportunity to get in, squatted in the cleaning cart, and waited happily for the next stop.

Not long after, Basong rubbed his head and got up from the ground. When he saw that the salted fish was gone, he panicked a little: "This is a task arranged by the master, there must be no mistake, hurry up and look for it."

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