Chapter 816: A Pass

Jingxian Bieyuan is full of joy, with big red happy characters pasted on the door, and red lanterns hanging on both sides.

But... the door is closed.

"I'm going! This is the beginning? Even the gate is not allowed?"

Zhang Xiaobai had no choice but to get out of the car, and the brothers followed him one after another.

Glancing at the brothers, Zhang Xiaobai shouted, "Brothers, who is going?"

Little bald Li Bao took a step forward, "Brother Bai, my younger brother is willing to be the vanguard!"

Zhang Xiaobai said hello, Li Bao strode forward and knocked on the door.

"Open the door!"

A woman inside laughed and shouted, "Who is it!"

Li Bao immediately put on a smiling face, and said flatteringly, "Sister Bailu, I'm Xiaobao!"

Bai Lu said, "Back off!"

Li Bao was stunned for a moment, said oh, and then obediently retreated.

The vanguard goes up fast and goes down even faster.

Zhang Xiaobai had the urge to kick him!

Du Mengni's voice came from inside, "Do you want to come in?"

The brothers outside shouted in unison: "I want to!"

Du Mengni said: "You can come in. Sing a song and listen to it. If the girls are satisfied, you will naturally be allowed to come in!"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that the first level is singing. Fortunately, we have masters here.

Everyone looked at Tian Ye in unison.

Tian Ye said triumphantly, "Boss, do you have to rely on me at critical moments?"

Zhang Xiaobai said angrily: "Don't be so embarrassing?"

Tian Ye took a few steps forward, raised his voice and was about to start singing, then shouted, etc., and then a small head poked out from the wall.

Bao Xiaomei held up a guitar, "Brother, here are your weapons!"

Then Bao Xiaomei blinked slyly, and Zhang Xiaobai quietly gave a thumbs up.

With the guitar in hand, I have all the world!

All the brothers lined up, Tianye plucked the strings, and a brisk rhythm came.

Tian Ye spoke first, "Hey! The girl on the other side looks over, looks over, looks over... get ready, sing!"

The crowd began to sing in a chorus.

Zhang Xiaobai's principle is never to fight unprepared battles.

Why didn't you sleep last night?

I had already expected that there would be singing, so I prepared in advance.

The men sang in a big chorus outside, and they were in unison, and they didn't lose many tunes due to the field check.

The women inside giggled.

After singing a song, Tian Ye said, "Beauties, are you okay?"

Then I heard voices shouting in unison: "No!"

Well, it's all for nothing.

Ji Xiaorou had an idea, slapped his forehead and said, "Boss, it's time to get the red envelope!"

Zhang Xiaobai suddenly realized, and said: "Hurry up, give out red envelopes!"

Each of the brothers, each carrying a red envelope, approached the door and stuffed it through the crack of the door.

"Beauties, they are all big votes!"

The woman inside smiled and accepted red envelopes, endlessly.

Zhang Xiaobai said in a low voice: "It's almost done, don't finish posting, there may be another door after entering this door!"

Xue Zi snatched five red envelopes, took out a look and howled out loudly, "My dear, it's really a big ticket!"

Bai Lu said: "You're worthless, don't be fooled by the enemy's sugar-coated shells!"

Xue Zi snorted, and then shouted: "I won't let you in even if you give out red envelopes!"

Well, the song was sung, and the red envelopes were distributed, but I still didn't enter the door.

Zhang Xiaobai took a step forward and went out in person.

Standing there with a solemn expression on his face, he put his hand on the door and immediately grinned and squeezed out a smile.

"Sister Bailu, little girl, can you let us go in?"

Zhang Xiaobai could tell that they were the protagonists in today's match.

Unexpectedly, the two shouted in unison: "No!"

Tian Ye, who was holding the guitar, muttered in a low voice: "It's a crime, these two sisters both like you, this is revenge!"

Begging them doesn't work, there are others.

Zhang Xiaobai shouted: "Little sister, little witch, you two open the door!"

He even used an orderly tone.

Inside, several women stared at Bao Xiaomei and Wei Wei, which meant that it was time to test you two.

The two dared not make a sound.

Zhang Xiaobai said: "Little sister Bao, are you still my sister? Wei Wei, are you still my apprentice?"

Bao Xiaomei shouted: "You are my elder brother, but today I recognize my sister-in-law!"

Wei Wei also shouted: "I will recognize my wife today!"

Wearing a wedding dress, Su Tong raised her thumbs up and said with a smile, "I remember you two doing a great job!"

Zhang Xiaobai let out a long sigh, leaned his back against the door and shouted, "What on earth do you want me to do?"

Bai Lu said: "It's fine if you want to open the door, you have to sing us a song and satisfy us!"

Zhang Xiaobai wondered: "Sister, you know me well, and I can't sing either!"

Bai Lu smiled and said, "Then I don't care, I'll give you a chance anyway!"

Ji Xiaorou suddenly thought of something and said, "Wait, boss, you can sing!"

Zhang Xiaobai said angrily, "I'm going off tune!"

Ji Xiaorou said: "There is a song you are out of tune, because...we don't know what key it is!"

At this time, the eyes of the other two brothers lit up, and they also thought of that matter.

One night, the four brothers were drinking in the dormitory, and started singing while drinking.

I don't know which string was wrong, Zhang Xiaobai suddenly became very excited, and sang a solo, which won a lot of applause, even attracted the brothers next door, and the whole corridor was a sensation.

No one has ever heard that song, but it's fun.

It is also because no one has heard of it, so I don't know if it is out of tune.

Zhang Xiaobai's heart broke, and he shouted: "Fight it! Third, accompany me!"

Tian Ye was stunned for a moment, and said, "Boss, this song is suitable for a cappella!"

It's not suitable for a cappella, but Tianye doesn't know what key it is at all, so how to accompany it?

Zhang Xiaobai turned around and faced the door, howling at the top of his voice.

"The first time I came to your house, you were not here, and your mother hit me with two pot lids!"

"The second time, when I came to your house, you were not here, and your father hit me twice!"

"The third time, I came to your house, you are here, your old yellow dog, bit me out!"

You can understand it just by listening to the lyrics. This song sings about the tragic experience of a boy in pursuit of love.

Coupled with Zhang Xiaobai's helpless state of mind at the moment, he actually showed the artistic conception of this song to the fullest.

Shi Lei was shocked and said: "Damn, isn't this the little tune we used to shout when we were in junior high school?"

No wonder no one has heard it before. This song is a ditty here. It has been passed down from generation to generation. I think when I was in junior high school, groups of people riding bicycles yelled this song, especially when girls passed by. exciting.

After listening, there was a moment of silence inside, and it took a while before a big laugh came out.

The girls laughed so happily?

It was really the first time for them to hear this kind of song, especially the lyrics, it was so funny!

Zhang Xiaobai knocked on the door, and said weakly: "Dear ones! The song has been sung, and the red envelopes have been distributed, please let us go, I have to pick up my wife!"

A somewhat ethereal voice came out, "Fools, the doors are all open!"

Zhang Xiaobai was startled suddenly and pushed hard.

The door opened, but there was no one in the courtyard.