Chapter 145 This Is a Bastard!

"Lan Langlang, do you want to die?!" Jiang Taisui looked at Lan Langlang with fierce eyes, and cursed: "Your father doesn't know whether he is dead or alive now, yet you still dare to do this in front of me!" Showing off like a bravado! As soon as the news of your father's death comes, I will start messing with you that day, if you don't make you miserable and beg for mercy on your knees, I will be considered a fool!"

Lan Langlang was furious when he heard the words, and was about to step forward and punch him.

Ye Xiao, who only listened to one side, spoke.

Ye Xiao said reproachfully: "Langlang, why bother with this person, in fact, what you said just now was really wrong, don't blame him for getting angry!"

Lan Langlang was stunned: "Was I wrong? Where did I go wrong?"

Jiang Taisui was also taken aback when he heard the words, but thought that Ye Xiao saw that his side was strong and could please him, so he didn't hesitate to turn against him, so he kept silent, obviously planning for Ye Xiao and Lan Langlang to fight on their own.

But Ye Xiao said with a serious face: "Don't you know, this is Jiang...Tai Sui?"

Lan Langlang is very clever in this regard, hearing the sound of the strings, he knows the elegance, and pretends to be puzzled: "What's wrong? Is there another way to say it!"

Among the dandies, some sensible people giggled.

Ye Xiao said earnestly: "The word Jiang, you can call him father like that, of course, but it's wrong if you call him that! How can he not be angry when you expose his scars in public?!"

Lan Langlang said: "Ah? Why is this?"

Ye Xiao said: "You silly bird, do you have a head made of elm? Didn't you know that his father was actually a eunuch? He served His Majesty the Emperor since he was a child?"

Lan Langlang opened his eyes wide and said, "But what does this have to do with Jiang Taisui?"

Ye Xiao cursed with hatred: "What an elm head?! Lord Jiang is a eunuch, can he have a son?"

Lan Langlang suddenly realized, but then he wondered: "That's right, Mr. Jiang himself is a eunuch, how could he have a son? Hmm... Does that mean... This guy was actually adopted? He wasn't born by his mother? But the Wen Po who delivered his mother back then was a medical woman who specially delivered babies for officials and eunuchs, so what about that?"

Ye Xiao pointed Lan Langlang's forehead with his fingers, gritted his teeth and cursed: "Why can't you turn your elm head? Did I say he wasn't born by his mother?"

Lan Langlang continued to play dumb, scratching his head: "Then I'm confused, what do you mean, this is, that's not, even if my head isn't made of elm, it's still muddy now..."

Ye Xiao sighed, and said: "Forget it, let me explain it clearly to you fool, this Jiang Taisui was born by his mother, but his father... is Mr. Jiang, a eunuch, you understand Right? So... you really can’t call him Jiang Taisui, who knows what his real surname should be? If you call him Jiang Taisui, you are exposing his scars and scandals, can he not be in a hurry with you? "

Lan Langlang suddenly became smarter with a "grave enlightenment", and said: "I finally understood, you mean, his father was actually cheated, he knew it well, and I called him 'Jiang' Tai Sui, he thought I was mocking him, but I really just said that casually..."

Ye Xiao coughed and said: "You man, why are you talking nonsense? You can't talk nonsense. What we are discussing now is who is this guy's father, not Mr. Jiang, Minister of the Ministry of household affairs. I also know that what you said just now are all unintentional words, but the unintentional words are heard by the caring people, and naturally have their own understanding, just like when we shit, even we think it stinks, but dogs love it. What can you do to it?!"

"It's reasonable and reasonable, so that's the case. It was indeed my fault just now. No wonder he was so angry and dared to curse my father. Although it is unreasonable, it is excusable, so I reluctantly forgive him for doing this." Just once, poor baby..." Lan Langlang nodded again and again, as if I finally understood, I felt sorry for his virtue.

The two sang together, one pretended to be stupid, and the other explained persuasively. After some discussion, it was explained like this.

Lan Langlang turned out to be a victim, and acted like he was magnanimous and didn't bother to care about poor people!

In an instant, many people in the crowd hugged their stomachs with laughter.

Of course, most of the dandies who came here are attached to Li Chengze and Jiang Taisui, but there are also some neutral elements who are in their own way. How can we not laugh at such an interesting thing at this moment? !

What's even more outrageous is that Li Chengze is actually among the people making the most of the laughter. Ye Xiao took this scene into his eyes, and couldn't help but sigh, the behavior pattern of a real dude is really hard for him to understand!

Jiang Taisui's powdered face was red and white, from white to blue, from blue to purple, and finally from purple to black, and then turned directly into black at the bottom of the pot, and his lips immediately turned pale, trembling I was speechless.

After a long while——

"Ye Xiao... Lan Langlang... I'm from the eighteenth generation of your ancestors..." Jiang Taisui was in a hurry, and cursed all kinds of ugly words.

The housekeeper, Song Jue, looked even colder.

Looking at Jiang Taisui's gaze was like looking at a corpse. I can't kill you in public, but I want to kill you without any effort...

Ye Xiao's eyes turned cold, and he said, "Langlang, do you know what it means to be out of breath?"

Lan Langlang looked like I understood: "I know, I really know. The so-called seeing is believing. Seeing today is indeed true knowledge through practice!"

Ye Xiao laughed again: "Although Tai Sui said just now that we want the eighteenth generation of our ancestors, we can't retaliate. It's really depressing!"

Lan Langlang said hesitantly: "That's why we are constantly arguing with him!"

Ye Xiao shook his head, and then said: "You misunderstood, he wants the eighteen generations of our ancestors, because he knows who our ancestors are, and he has the convenience, but we don't have his convenience!"

Lan Langlang was puzzled and said: "How do you say this? We also know his background! Isn't Jiang Shangshu his father!"

Ye Xiao acted like a child and said: "Nonsense, Jiang Shangshu is just his cheap father. What do we want the eighteen generations of his ancestors to do with Jiang Shangshu? We have to find his own father, but you know What is this guy's real last name? You don't even know this, so what do you think?"

Lan Langlang continued to play dumb: "I don't know, do you know?"

"I don't know about this either." Ye Xiao shook his head: "I don't even know about Jiang Shangshu, how could I know? So, we can only scold for nothing, so depressed!"

Lan Langlang said in a smart tone: "No, even if Jiang Shangshu doesn't know, his mother must know."

"Wrong!" Ye Xiao said solemnly: "You are really smart and self-righteous. Let me tell you, his mother actually doesn't know what his last name is!"

"What? Fuck!" Lan Langlang jumped up as if he had discovered the new continent, and said, "You don't even know his mother? Then how could there be such a bastard in this world... Then what?"

"Everything exists for a reason, and there is a reason for it." Ye Xiao looked at Jiang Taisui indifferently, and said lightly: "It is said that back then... Mr. Jiang had a widow's disease, so he couldn't do that, but he wanted to pass on the family line. , but he didn’t want to be ashamed and make everyone known, so he opened a training academy for failed students in the mansion..."

"Oh...the training class for landed students is a good thing, good deeds...but this...what does it have to do with Jiang Taisui?" Lan Langlang scratched his head and scratched his head, seemingly confused.

"Hehe... These failed students are all handsome and tall... Well, that is to say, this academy that exists in the backyard of Lord Shangshu's house only recruits handsome men. Langlang, you know Why?" Ye Xiao asked meaningfully.

Lan Langlang looked confused, and said: "Brother Ye, just tell me, don't let me guess, but I'm so depressed..."

Ye Xiao nodded, and said, "Not only are you depressed, but I'm also quite puzzled...because, after half a year in total, this college was suddenly closed."

Lan Langlang said: "Closed? Could it be that those students have passed the exam? Are they famous?"

"No! It's ridiculous!" Ye Xiao shook his head seriously: "It is said that a sudden plague occurred in this college, and more than a hundred students died suddenly. All of them died overnight..."

"Ah! There is such a terrible plague?" Lan Langlang exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Why is the swelling purple!"

Ye Xiao said solemnly: "Actually, we have to say that our Lord Shangshu has his own auspiciousness, and it was in his house, um, an unprecedented space plague broke out in his inner house, and more than a hundred students from other places died cleanly." , but not even a kitten died in his own house..."

"This disease resistance is really awesome! It's too sharp!" Lan Langlang gave a thumbs up with a look of admiration.

"Of course, there is another strange thing..." Ye Xiao said with a puzzled face: "After that plague, there was good news... Wow! The wife of Lord Shangshu is happy..."

Lan Langlang's eyes widened: "Damn..."

"Fuck, don't talk nonsense! What are you talking about!" Ye Xiao said angrily, "What's the matter with you? Where is your turn? What evidence do you have?"

Lan Langlang lowered his head: "I was wrong...but I can prove that it is definitely not my seed. At that time, I should not have a full moon...I don't have that strong ability..."

"That's right! Remember not to talk nonsense in the future, this will cause trouble... Don't you see that more than a hundred people have the plague?" Ye Xiao taught: "Don't you want the plague too?"

Lan Langlang drooped his head with fear on his face: "I don't want to, I was wrong, it's not me, it's really not me."

"Let's get down to business..." Ye Xiao concluded, "Up to now, this Jiang Taisui...well, let's call him Jiang Taisui for now...well, the life experience of this Jiang Taisui is an eternal mystery! "