1 Serious Launch Testimonial
Launch time: July 24th (Friday) at 12:00 noon!
This is... quite sudden.
It is estimated that the masters who are sitting in front of the computer, or using the mobile phone to update, when it is this thing, the expressions are probably——
shock! That's it? That's it? That's it?
Fuck? Fuck? Fuck?
The current time is: 2020-07-23, 03:08.
With mixed feelings, I typed this text ahead of time.
1 minute ago, I just finished writing 16,000 words for today (or was it yesterday?).
The night is too beautiful, although it is too dangerous, there are always people who stay up at night with dark eyes.
first.
The wife is in good health.
Dear readers, everything is going well, and all attributes are off the charts.
Next, get down to business.
Let me talk about myself first.
It is estimated that as long as the reading comprehension is passable, the students should be able to understand the four words "testimonials on shelves".
The focus is on "feeling", and "words" is just a way.
In fact, looking back, the past thirty years have been quite difficult for me.
In the fifth grade of elementary school, he was lured into a civil and military school in other provinces and became a bald monk for six years. I read novels and soy sauce in high school for 3 years, and I barely made it to the top 50 in the grade. Because of playing Fantasy Westward Journey all night before the college entrance examination... Well, the result is hard to describe.
I liked to read novels from junior high school to high school and university.
At that time, I was watching the serialization of "Legends of the Ancient Times" and various YY articles that were relatively popular at the time.
I feel that "Zhu Xian" should have the greatest impact on me.
Stimulated by the ending of Zhu Xian, the sophomore started to write novels by himself, and wrote a little over 4 million words... 2 heroines died... This is quite miserable.
Later, and later, I never dared to write like this again.
Graduation, exams, work, certification, work, night shift, rescue, marriage, childbirth...
Looking back suddenly, I found that in the past 7 years, I have been completely occupied by inexplicable life.
Work and life seem to be everything in life.
One day I suddenly remembered what kind of life I really want.
Perhaps this is a process that every man who has reached the age of 30 must go through.
Re-examine your life.
Before I go out to smoke a cigarette, it seems to be a bit heavy.
2020-07-23, 03:24.
OK, go ahead.
Let's talk a little more lightly.
Talk about this book.
Anyway, after a period of mental struggle, I came back to write a book again, a newcomer, although not necessarily very pink, but definitely tender.
I remember when I first came back, I mentioned this matter to an old reader who I have known for nearly ten years (that is, Baozi in the fan list), and his first sentence was: "Everyone is busy with work now, so write something lighter, Work is tiring, and watching too heavy is even more tiring.”
I said: "OK."
As we all know, like Yi Lin, I am a waste of names.
The title of the book... I really don't know how to pick it.
In 2011, there were titles like "XX Potian", "XX Emperor", "XX God", "XX Demon".
When I came back and took a look... I was dumbfounded and confused.
What the hell is this all about?
Hmm... Could it be a trend?
Then... there was the book "I Really Don't Want to Be a Scourge".
The title of the book looks like a small white text, but in fact it is not the same thing.
Forgive me... I really can't take the current title of the book.
As we all know, this book is the beginning of hell. Some readers said that this book has no promotion...Indeed, it has only been tweeted on two classified pages...then, then...then there is no more.
It's time for it to go on sale now.
But I didn't say anything,
I don't want to cut it either, just write it.
When I mentioned it to my wife the other day, she saw it. I said I was really envious of my real name. She smashed Baiyinmeng, and the whole server announced... She asked me if this was useful, and I said I was not sure... Maybe?
Then we talked about the cost, and she said... I'll give it to you! At most half a month's salary will be lost.
right! You read that right! !
In the end it was my fault!
Ahem, ahem...but that's not important!
Long live my wife! (sincere face)
So I met you.
That is, "you" who are reading this testimonial.
I had almost no live readers before Niangniang's Baiyin cutie came down.
Of course there are so few.
What brought us together?
Fate? Is it past life or present life? Is it still the money-making ability of Bruce Wayne?
No.
This is love—(Broken sound!)
Cough cough, in short, gradually, the number of readers increased, so I have "you".
Seems a bit hypocritical?
But in fact, this is indeed my truest thought.
What is the most fearful thing for an author who really writes a book with his heart?
Not subscribed? No favorites? No ticket?
Of course, these must also be afraid.
But in fact, what scares me the most is... stand-alone.
Lonely.
lonely.
And... cold.
The chilly air conditioner is blowing on my back, but there are no readers to complain about, no cute girls fans to care about...cough cough.
I began to be the same as before, someone could listen to my brain, read my words, and pinch my youth in the words.
In fact, many of the above words have been brewing in my mind for more than a month, starting from the beginning of the book, because I knew there would be such a day.
But as I write, there are thousands of words, and it seems that some of them don't know what to write.
In short, about the "feeling", that's about it.
...
Let's talk about this book next.
Let me talk about it first.
Some people may find that some routines are a bit old...
But it’s not an old routine.
But I am really old!
I haven’t read much novels in the past few years. I remember the last few books I read... It was "Hell Apartment" by the Great God of Fire, "Terror Broadcasting" by the Great God of Fat Dragon, and "Zombie Girlfriend" by Aunt Lizhi, oh yes, There is also "Thriller Paradise" by the three scumbags. As for Douluo Douba God's Tomb, it was earlier, so there is no need to say more. ,
A small beep: If I say here that I grew up reading their books, will I be beaten to death?
In short, you think the old routine...that's because...I may not have read it (maybe I forgot?), and I don't know if the routine is old or not.
Regarding the opening part, in fact, I set the time at the beginning about 30 years from now, and the level of technology will not change too much, because I didn't intend to write hard science fiction.
And then... unexpectedly, because the time was too close to reality, he couldn't pass the review.
So there is the day of Singles' Day in 2111. (I don't know why some great masters can write 2034 and the like, maybe this is the master!)
Regarding the follow-up treatment of the protagonist's murder, I originally wanted to write a dark perfect crime.
After all, as we all know, the best way to hide a corpse is to hide it in a mountain of corpses.
If you kill a bunch of people, there is no way to investigate.
But... people are writing, and the sky is watching.
Writing like this... will be cool (404 crazy warning).
The perfect crime cannot be promoted.
Doesn't Conan next door always find the murderer?
no doubt.
So, there is this treatment.
This book is actually two lines, the real world and the inner world, which can be regarded as infinite flow of variants.
I think only this way of writing can carry my imagination.
I believe that when many people read the copy of Ghost Mist Mountain, they will also find that there are many reversals and foreshadowing.
I buried 45 foreshadowings and 23 reversals! (You may think I'm talking nonsense, but you have no proof!)
I am destined not to be able to write Xiaobai Shuangwen.
So, I decided to use another way to give you a sense of refreshment.
Find a foreshadowing.
Sometimes it's just a word, a look, a tone, and an action.
It's like the first sentence in One Piece: I hide all the wealth in the world there, go find it! One ass!
Well, it's probably like this, foreshadowing, you guys go find it!
(I'm serious, you take it seriously~)
It seems that there are more than 2,000 words to write casually... Let's talk a few more words, it's almost 4 o'clock, and it's time to go to bed.
In short, this book is not a tragedy!
I am just a person who writes books silently, digs holes silently, fills holes silently, tells stories silently, and develops brain holes silently.
Books are pure.
If you think there is a place to drive, it must be that your driving skills are too skilled, surpassing the kindergarten, and soaring to Qiu Mingshan... It has nothing to do with the author. (disclaimer)
...
Next: focus! (Knock on the blackboard, students!)
1. The purpose of this book: I just want to write a story about struggle, helplessness, survival and seeking the source. (You can look back after seeing the later stage, and maybe you can understand this sentence.)
Second, there are many characters in this book. There are things you like and things you don't like. It's normal. This is not Xiaobaiwen, not every woman who appears on the stage hangs on the five legs of the protagonist. For the present book, the first female: Ling Yiyi. Girl 2: Molly.
The other female characters that appear on the stage are not for the male protagonist at present.
This is a world, not a world that revolves around the protagonist. Don't think that once a female character is released, it is said to be for the protagonist.
Third, it is still about the character design. What I want to describe more is a change.
A change in everyone's design after going through many things.
Just to give a few examples: You guys think Gu Sinan is very annoying... But if one day, she turns into a domineering policewoman in front of the public and a delicate little daughter-in-law in the back, wouldn't it be very interesting?
Or, Molly, a research genius with high IQ and low EQ, will one day put on a battle armor, step on a sword blade, and pierce a strange scene with one foot. Isn't it interesting? (Hamster Armor?)
Or, Xu Zhiyong, who thinks about retirement every day, after experiencing everything, has no choice but to turn into a green-skinned upper body, roaring "Waaaaah" when the berserker charged into the battle, wouldn't it be interesting?
Uh... I'm not spoiling, I'm just using an analogy, it may not develop like this.
4. All in all, I just want to write something that will make you find it very interesting.
For me, the biggest compliments are not things like "So cool!" "So hi!" "The pig's feet are awesome!"
Instead, you suddenly ran over to me and said, "Damn it? Can you still write like this?"
I will definitely smile knowingly in front of the computer.
...
Next! ! ! The point of the point! ! (The blackboard is smashed——)
After chatting for 3,000 words, it finally came to the time to sell miserably!
I! want! Sell! awful! up!
It seems... It's not very likely to be sold, the tragedy is well known, and you will know if you don't sell it, even if no one wants it, and the editor doesn't like it.
What can this do?
Hmm...According to international practice, I would like to thank Brother Blu-ray, who gave me this opportunity!
As for the others... I don't know them either, so I don't know who to thank.
In fact, Brother Guang has a saying, which is very correct, and I very much agree with it.
He said: The only thing that can retain readers is always the content!
right!
I agree!
Therefore, I will work hard to get back to the status faster, adapt to the current era, and give you "content" that you don't expect but love.
Let me talk about the updates you care about——
I hate it!
I watch you every day and say "that's it?" "kdg" "short and weak", doesn't my heart hurt? !
I don't want to either!
Who made me rush to the street!
Who asked me to write niche articles!
Why do you have to use your brain to read the text!
Many people feel that they have to use their brains to watch... I am also very helpless!
Cough cough - it's over.
After being put on the shelves, the chapters are all big chapters of about 5300 words, which are updated twice a day, exceeding 10,000 words. (I will never give you another chance to say that you are short and weak, even when Jesus comes, I said it!)
Let's update it for a month first, and get two daily badges for this book as a prestige.
In other words, starting at 12:00 noon on July 24th, 30 days, that is, one month after it was put on the shelves, is about 32W words. (Applause here!)
【Super focus 1】
Add more rules: more than 20,000 favorites on the shelf, let me be humble, the subscription ratio is 20:1? Or even lower, starting at 1,000 for the first order, adding a chapter for every 500 more first orders (5,000 words without adding water), each time there is a leader (there is always a dream, what if there is one?)... then add A chapter. As for Bai Yinmeng? In case, in case there is, I dare to owe 10 chapters (5W words, I said!)
Sudden death from exhaustion... is better than rushing to the street.
Monthly ticket...Let's talk about it, I can't ask for it.
Because the first month is already a big update, I will be very happy if I really have the opportunity to pay me back. I will use a small notebook to remember, and I will definitely make up in the future! Never less! (Hand speed reservation!)
【Super Focus 2】
On-shelf time: July 24th (Friday) at 12:00 noon! There may be system delays.
Ask for the first order! (first VIP chapter subscription)
Ask for the first order! (first VIP chapter subscription)
Ask for the first order! (first VIP chapter subscription)
Even if you are raising a book, please give an automatic subscription!
Because there is no subscription, this book is completely cool!
To be honest, I was mentally prepared for the worst.
Even if there are only about 500 orders, as long as I have you, I can write with peace of mind!
As long as I can have you.
Time: 2020-07-23, 04:05. Finish writing the 4000-word testimonial.
The hand speed developed by writing medical records, and the stunt developed by being single for many years are not in vain.
Too lazy to change it, so be it.
thank you all!
at last--
Ask for the first order——(Broken sound)
Ask for the first order——(Broken sound)
Ask for the first order——(Broken sound)
On-shelf time: July 24th (Friday) at 12:00 noon!
(PS: The text above hides the prompt for the theme of the next dungeon, you can find it!)
In addition: Book Friends Penguin Group is below the introduction.