I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Chapter 309 Psychiatrist Hu 3 Knives (2 in 1)

Unrelated persons?

Cao Anbang was expressionless, with sharp eyes.

Li Erpang rubbed his bruised face and walked in sadly.

Su Xiaosu lowered his head and walked in.

Immediately afterwards, a paralyzed man who said to himself "I have a sword, I don't have a sword, I have a sword, but I don't have a sword" walked in.

These guys Cao Anbang also endured.

But when a kid who obviously didn't have time to go to high school sneaked in while licking a lollipop, Cao Anbang almost got angry.

Is this considered a professional?

boom!

Cao Anbang hadn't had time to protest.

The door was locked suddenly.

Ou Lele hugged the delicate tablet and complained wildly: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Zhu Tianzong: "No sword... no sword... no sword..."

The little fat man didn't dare to look at Su Xiaosu. He quietly came to Yi Lin's side, and only then did he have time to ask: "By the way, what did Sister Su do today? I kindly said hello early this morning, but she didn't say anything." I beat to death! Why do you say this is?"

Yi Lin smiled and said, "Maybe this is flirting."

"Beating to death counts as flirting? Ah... Pooh! Why do I want to flirt with her, fat man!"

Li Erpang was angry.

"But aren't you dead yet?"

Yi Lin patted Li Erpang's shoulder, and decided not to get too entangled with him on this topic.

Hu Sandao has already walked towards Sheng Chunrou.

"It deserves it!"

Ou Lele squatted at the feet of the two, heard the conversation between Yi Lin and Li Erpang, and smiled gloatingly.

"What the hell are you talking about, you little kid? Go to sleep where it's cool! Hehe, you kid, you skipped class, right? Ouch, have you asked your parents? Don't go back and spank your parents Yo!" Li Erpang belongs to the kind of person who will definitely pay back ten times after being sprayed, and immediately sprayed back in a strange way.

"Fart!" Ou Lele's city is not deep, and Li Erpang's lame ridicule also made Ou Lele angry, and couldn't help but say: "Who, who told you that Ou Lele skipped class? I Ou Lele never skips class! Never! I just asked for sick leave!"

"Who are you fooling?"

"I've had an operation for appendicitis, can't I?"

"Appendicitis? I'm afraid it's not cutting the skin?"

"Get out! It's the diagnosis certificate issued by Dr. Hu!"

"Doctor Hu? Which Dr. Hu?"

"Here! He!"

Ou Lele pointed at Hu Sandao.

At this time, Hu Sandao had stretched out his palm, closed his eyes, and pressed it on Sheng Chunrou's forehead.

"Him?" Li Erpang's eyes widened suddenly, and he couldn't help laughing a few times.

When Su Xiaosu saw Li Erpang Menglang get up, he glanced over, and Li Erpang faltered instantly.

But he still stared at Ou Lele gloomily: "Did you feel that your teacher's expression was a little strange when you handed out the signature 'Hu Sandao' to your teacher?"

Hearing this, Ou Lele was startled suddenly, and opened her mouth wide to hold the lollipop.

Ah this?

Think carefully.

Seems like there really is, what the hell?

Ou Lele was reminded by the little fat man, and then he remembered that when he had to ask Hu Sandao to get a fake disease certificate to ask for leave because of this urgent task, their head teacher repeatedly asked, the "Hu Sandao" signed on it ", is it the "Hu Sandao" doctor in the capital public hospital?

At that time, when their head teacher was sure that it was the "Hu Sandao", he said strangely: "It's not easy to take a few days off if you have nothing to do."

Ou Lele didn't pay attention at that time.

But now that I think about it...

not easy?

What's the meaning?

"Young man, do you know why he is called Hu Sandao?"

"Why, why, why?" Li Erpang's tone also made Ou Lele nervous involuntarily.

Li Erpang said with a sinister smile: "It's news several years ago, and it's understandable that you, a brat, don't know about it. He is now well-known in the industry for shaking his hands, and he can shake three swords with one knife. That's why it was renamed Hu Sandao.

Hehehe, you asked him to issue a disease certificate, and it was appendicitis? Of course your teacher thinks it will be difficult for you to survive. "

"In the real world, that guy can only sit and talk on the outpatient papers. Surgery...he can't do it long ago."

Yi Lin was listening.

News from a few years ago?

How could he have no impression.

Judging by Li Erpang's teasing tone, it seems to be quite a sensation?

"He used to be famous?"

Yi Lin asked.

Li Erpang nodded: "You don't know? That incident was quite a sensation at the time, after all..."

suddenly.

Just when Li Erpang was about to talk about old-fashioned gossip after dinner, Yi Lin frowned and said softly, "Shh...wait a minute."

And at the same time.

Hu Yidao, who was checking Sheng Chunrou's situation, had already withdrawn his palm from Sheng Chunrou's forehead with a smile, and it seemed that the result had been achieved.

Erin closed her eyes.

He sensed that someone was watching.

The feeling of being exposed to the ice and snow without clothes made Yi Lin, whose mental attributes were getting higher and higher, feel very obvious.

"Lele, block the monitoring."

"My name is Ou Lele." With a dissatisfied face, Ou Lele corrected Yi Lin again, but he didn't delay, and started working quickly with a small tablet.

For such a trivial matter, he didn't even need to use his "skills".

Ten seconds later.

"Ou, it's connected, how can I fix it? Just hack it? Or completely paralyze it?"

"Just block out the sound."

"Oh, shield, Olele received it!"

After Ou Lele finished speaking, she happily swished a certain progress bar to the maximum on the tablet.

at the same time.

The monitoring room of Litai Central Hospital.

Zizizizizi——

The ear-piercing high-frequency electric sound instantly penetrated everyone's ears.

Everyone in the monitoring room was about to listen to what was going on in the special ward. The sudden sound not only caused a 100,000-ton critical blow to their ears, but also scared them so that their hairs stood on end and their faces looked bewildered. There was no response for a long time.

Zizizi——

"what happened?"

"Okay, it seems that the program has crashed!"

"Is there no spare?"

"No! That's all!"

"Don't hurry up and fix it!"

"We have to call an engineer to come and maintain it!"

"Move fast! Go!"

"..."

Sheng Chunrou is in the special ward.

Yi Lin did not block the surveillance screen.

It is enough to remove the sound.

If the screen is also deleted, the person behind the camera will definitely know that someone among them has tampered with it.

And if you just block out the voice, even if you suspect it, there is no solid evidence.

Li Erpang was very strange: "Didn't you tell them to turn off the surveillance? Do you really think what my fat man said is fart?"

"Hehe." Yi Lin smiled: "Who knows."

"Fuck, is it time to show your real identity and act aggressively?" Li Erpang suddenly remembered this. He also has a very cool ID card with a black cover in the storage space. He has to pretend. After all, he had just joined the special team not long ago, and he hadn't acted like this before the police.

When he Li Erpang's eyes widened, he took out his ID from his crotch aggressively, and then roared: I, Li Erpang, belong to the special group!

Just thinking about it is exciting!

This dude, I have to pretend once!

Li Erpang thought happily.

"Is this what you're good at?" Ou Lele said bluntly.

"What are you talking about? Believe it or not, I will go to your school to report you for forging medical records?"

"That was also faked by Dr. Hu? What does it have to do with me, Ou Lele?" Ou Lele said this sentence very confidently, very embarrassingly.

I wipe?

Well, it makes sense!

"All right, all right, you two stop arguing. Sister Su, take care of your little fat man."

"Okay." Su Xiaosu came to see him with raised fists, directly squeezed Li Erpang's small head and lifted him away.

After the jokers finally calmed down, Yi Lin stepped forward and asked, "Is there a way to cure it?"

"have."

Hu Sandao laughed.

But within a few seconds, Hu Sandao shook his head again: "But I personally don't suggest it."

"Why."

"Hmm... It's a bit hard to explain. Allow me to give you a simple example."

Hu Sandao stretched out two fingers and began to lift the chestnut.

"It's like a general surgical operation. There are two outcomes to be cured, alive or dead."

When Ou Lele heard it, she immediately looked confused: "Hey wait, is there something wrong with the wording here? Can it be cured even if it is dead?"

Hu Sandao suddenly interrupted Ou Lele, but he was not angry, and raised his third finger: "This is another example."

"It's like, if a person's head is broken, if I connect his head, it will be considered cured."

"It's also like a case I encountered before. A couple had a quarrel, and the wife cut off her husband's horns in a fit of anger... and the cut was very clean, with no roots left."

hiss--

Hear this sentence.

Li Erpang, who was held by Su Xiaosu's head and lifted in mid-air, took a sharp breath, loudly, and subconsciously clamped his legs.

Hu Sandao ignored the little fat man who was feeling cold between his legs, and continued to tell the story of his career.

"I did this operation a long time ago, and it's actually not that rare."

Fuck?

Isn't that uncommon?

Li Erpang was about to burst into tears, his legs were tightly bound, and there was not a single crack.

"I connected it up for him personally, and he can urinate, but it's probably hard...to stand up again. After all, the damage to the cavernous body is difficult to reverse."

"My ability is a bit special. It is a combination of several related skills. I named this set of skills 'mind surgery' based on my personal preference."

"The effect is probably that if a person likes women, I can cure him, but after he is cured, he may not even like men and women, and he will go to like animals. It may be a dog, it may be a pig, or it may be a steel pipe. , who knows."

"Or, if a person suffers from a split personality disorder, I can 'cure' him, but there may be another split personality. But the chat between the three of them is very lively, hehehe."

Teng Teng Teng.

Hu Sandao's example is not finished yet.

All the people in the special ward, except Sheng Chunrou, whose eyes were empty and lost himself, all kept away from this terrifying figure, Hu Sandao.

Very far.

Even Zhu Tianzong, who was concentrating on thinking about what the realm of "No Sword" was, slammed against the wall and assumed a fighting posture.

"Don't be nervous!"

Hu Sandao lowered his head shyly: "This skill is not as exaggerated as you think. To successfully perform the 'spiritual surgery', the patient must cooperate very well. On the premise that your 'will' attribute is much higher than that of ordinary people , the success rate is very low.”

Seeing that Hu Sandao's expression did not seem to be lying, the solemn atmosphere in the ward eased a little.

If he could really turn a pure man into a gay or a pervert at will, this ability would be truly terrifying.

If there is a skill limit, it's not so outrageous.

Hu Sandao continued to explain: "I took a look at her situation. Well, I assume that her current mental state is entangled in one piece, and I can't find the knot at the beginning and end. What you need me to solve now is, 'cure' this knot."

Hu Sandao took out a delicate scalpel, and made a gesture of splitting from the middle in front of everyone.

"It's not difficult to cure, I just need to cut it down from the middle with a knife. Tear...the disease is cured."

Hu Sandao grinned, showing two rows of neat white teeth, pointing to the position of his temple, and said: "But this thread is also completely broken."

"..."

The door reopened.

Cao Anbang walked in with a trace of anxiety on his face.

After entering, he was taken aback for a moment.

Because there seems to be something wrong with the atmosphere in the ward.

Near the professional doctor in a white coat, there was no one in the two meters around.

Everyone was stuck against the wall with weird expressions.

"This is... what's going on?"

Cao Anbang was puzzled, but he didn't ask any more questions, and asked Hu Sandao straight to the point: "Hu, Dr. Hu, can her brain be cured?"

Hu Sandao narrowed his eyes and looked at Yi Lin.

Yi Lin returned a knowing look.

Cao Anbang also didn't notice the brief eye contact between Yi Lin and Hu Sandao, and calmly waited for Hu Sandao to give a conclusion.

Hu Sandao understood clearly, shook his head, with a look of regret: "It's very difficult!"

Difficult?

That is, there is a chance?

Cao Anbang tentatively continued to ask: "Is this hospital not well equipped or...? Because this is the only victim who can be found among all the missing persons. If she can recover, it will be of great help to the whole case."

Hu Sandao grinned, waved his hands and said with a smile: "Her illness is very complicated, and it involves a lot. You may not understand it, and even if you understand it, you may not be able to listen. Do you understand? Don't you understand? The interests and interests involved The secret is too important, this is not..."

Yi Lin felt that Hu Sandao's nonsense was getting more and more outrageous, almost tearing Cao Anbang apart, so she quickly took a step forward calmly, coughed twice, and interrupted Hu Sandao's nonsense: "Hu Sandao What the doctor means is that Sheng Chunrou's condition is very complicated and needs to be discussed further. Don't worry, we are professionals."

major?

Cao Anbang looked at Hu Sandao.

He looked at the neurotic young man with a paralyzed face who was leaning against the wall.

He looked at the little fat man with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

Then he looked at Chaojisu, who was 1.99 meters tall, clenching his fists next to the little fat man.

Finally, his eyes fell on Ou Lele who was playing with a small tablet with a lollipop in his mouth.

This professional... team?

If it wasn't for yesterday, he would have specifically confirmed the documents issued by his superiors.

He even wondered if the group in front of him were professional fraudsters.

The corners of Cao Anbang's eyes twitched slightly, and he screamed in his heart, but in the end he didn't say anything, he could only nod his head: "That's the only way for now. After all, our Litai City Police Department was responsible for this matter in the first place. I hope it can be resolved." Get to the bottom of the whole matter, all the victims want to see people alive and corpses, I must give an explanation to all the families of the victims."

Yi Lin suddenly clenched Cao Anbang's hand.

Hurrah straight shake.

"It's really great to have a good policeman like you in Litai City."

Yi Lin's sudden enthusiasm made Cao Anbang's expression freeze. But he quickly shook his head, not daring to take the credit: "No, I should, I should."

"Don't be humble, your hard work is obvious to all!" Yi Lin narrowed her eyes and smiled brightly.

Cao Anbang coughed twice, let go of his hand, and then sighed: "My only hope now is to be able to solve this case of disappearance. If I can't find other victims, I probably won't be able to keep my job."

"Don't worry! We will work out a plan to treat Sheng Chunrou as soon as possible. As long as Sheng Chunrou's spirit returns to normal, it should be able to provide many clues."

"Okay! Our police side will never let up. I will send people tonight to investigate again in Sheng Chunrou's circle, to see if I can find some clues that were ignored before."

Yi Lin nodded: "As soon as there is any news from our side, we will immediately communicate with Officer Cao."

"Thank you!"

"you are welcome!"

Cao Anbang left the special ward contentedly.

Snapped.

The door was closed again.

After a full minute of silence.

Li Erpang finally recovered from the shock of "a certain husband was cut off by his wife in a rage", and muttered to himself: "Wait, your expression looks familiar, why do I feel that Police Officer Cao is going to be unlucky?" Woolen cloth?"

Zhu Tianzong, who had been silent for a long time, seemed to be fooled into a mentally handicapped boy, suddenly raised his head, and said three words coldly: "This person has a problem."

Hu Sandao shook the scalpel and said with a smile: "There is a problem +1."

Su Xiaosu nodded: "There is a problem +2."

Ou Lele looked away from the krypton gold game on the tablet, and sullenly said: "If you all think there is a problem, if I say there is no problem, it will appear that I, O Lele, have a problem. There is a problem+ 3!"

Li Erpang was so dazed by this string of solitaires, he looked left and right, and subconsciously said, "Oh shit? Wait, the 'problem' you mentioned is the same as the 'problem' I understand." Do you mean something?"

Yi Lin waved her hand: "This is not a place to talk."

Hu Sandao: "Understood."

Su Xiaosu: "Understood."

Ou Lele: "GOGOGO!"

Zhu Tianzong: "Hmph."

After one person finished speaking quickly like a game of solitaire, several people set off at the same time, ready to leave.

Li Erpang was still on the spot, trying to widen his eyes, trying to make an expression that Fatty sees everything, but unfortunately he failed.

"Let's go now? You say such things that make Fat Master confused, it will give me the illusion of being despised in terms of IQ!"

Hu Sandao showed a pitiful expression, and patted Li Erpang's shoulder kindly.

Li Erpang: "?"

"Brother, be confident, this is not an illusion."

"..."

Several people were about to leave.

Zhu Tianzong crossed his arms, and stood still on the spot forcefully.

"I stayed."

Hu Sandao chuckled: "Don't be afraid, I only operate on my patients, you need to pay more."

Zhu Tianzong: "..."

Yi Lin smiled: "That's fine, that's exactly what I mean. Anyway, you won't be able to get in the way when we discuss countermeasures. I think you should concentrate on thinking about the realm of 'no sword'."

Zhu Tianzong nodded silently.

Before Yi Lin left, she made a gesture of "Come on" to Zhu Tianzong as an encouragement.

Olele was very worried.

"This proud son of the Zhu family won't be fooled into something wrong?"

Yi Lin coughed twice: "How can I be called a fool? It's clearly written in the book, there is indeed such a person."

Ou Lele has a black line: "You also said that it is called in the book, can it be matched in reality?"

Yi Lin didn't care: "What if it happens?"

Ou Lele was speechless for a moment.

But think about it carefully.

What does it have to do with him, Olele?

So he sniggered with peace of mind.

When several people walked to the front of the hospital.

"Agent Iraq, Agent Iraq, wait, wait."

Cao Anbang's hurried voice came from behind.

"What's wrong? Officer Cao."

Cao Anbang looked at Yi Lin with a strange expression on his face, hesitating for a moment, as if he didn't know what to say or not.

But in the end he still said it out: "We received the latest missing report a minute ago. Originally, we would not accept this kind of disappearance for less than 24 hours. But because of the special reasons of this whole incident, plus The name of the victim who reported the crime is a bit special..."

"Oh?" Yi Lin's expression was slightly startled: "Why is it so special?"

"The reporter is the owner of a hot pot restaurant. He said that his newly recruited employee disappeared all night. The name of the missing employee..." At this point, Cao Anbang's upright face twisted slightly, as if holding back something Feeling emotional, said: "It's also called Yi Lin. I specifically confirmed that it does have the same name and surname as yours. Look at this...?"

Swish Swish Swish——

Su Xiaosu, Hu Yidao, Ou Lele, and Li Erpang all looked at Yi Lin in an instant.

They barely use their brains.

It was instantly confirmed that the "latest missing person Yi Lin" that Cao Anbang said was the calm-looking old woman Yi Lin in front of her.

Nothing happens.

No unless.

There is no other possibility.

Su Xiaosu, Li Erpang, and Ou Lele, who are relatively familiar with Yi Lin, mourned for three seconds of silence for the unknown hot pot restaurant owner.

From their point of view, Yi Lin used such a troublesome method to lurk in a hot pot restaurant. It must have been bad luck for eight lifetimes before this kind of thing happened, and the blood was the old aunt's blood. kind of.

Yi Lin frowned, did she come up with this trick?

But he quickly shook his head, and smiled at Cao Anbang: "It's normal, the salary of the special investigation team is not high, so I just found a job at a hot pot restaurant. No, I was in a hurry to go out, and I forgot to ask the boss for leave. Call the police."

Cao Anbang was taken aback.

Yi Lin added slowly: "He is really a good boss."

Cao Anbang finally seemed to believe it.

And made a cancellation of the case.

This might be the fastest-solved disappearance case ever.

It took less than 5 minutes from reporting to solving the case.

It's almost unbelievable.

Yi Lin also asked Cao Anbang not to tell Boss Ma the good news of finding someone, saying that he wanted to surprise his boss.

Several people walked out of the hospital gate, looking at Cao Anbang's leaving back in unison.

"What should we do now?" Ou Lele was young, not afraid of embarrassment, and asked decisively.

Hu Sandao smiled, and in order not to frighten passers-by, he put away the sharp scalpel and said, "It's still early, find a place?"

Su Xiaosu: "I'm hungry."

Everyone looked at the 1.99-meter Super Su, and slowly raised a question mark.

Cuckoo -

With a serene face, Su Xiaosu pointed at Li Erpang's gurgling belly, and whispered in a sweet voice: "My Erpang is hungry."

Who? It belongs to your family!

Did my dignified Li Erpang agree?

Don't you want to meet the only son of the Li family, a descendant of a dignified emperor?

If I was still in the prosperous Tang Dynasty more than a thousand years ago, I, Li Erpang, would still be a prince!

All of the above are Li Erpang's aspirations.

But when the words came to his lips, it turned into: "Here, people are iron, rice is steel, don't blame me, don't blame me."

Su Xiaosu touched Li Erpang's head at his feet, and smiled sweetly.

The voice of the heart is the voice of the heart after all, and Li Erpang only dared to yell these words in his heart, but did not dare to yell out the slightest sound in front of Su Xiaosu.

If you say it carelessly, you may be beaten to death.

"Sin!"

Li Erpang covered his face with tears streaming down his face.

"Okay!" Yi Lin thought for a while, and quickly made a decision, waving her big hand: "I invite you to eat hot pot! Chat while eating!"

After a while.

Yi Lin added with a smile: "Is there any one of you who doesn't eat spicy food?"

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