Chapter 531 The Land of Trials
"You have already practiced the Immortal Jue!" Xiao Fei said angrily, curled up two fingers, and tapped on her smooth forehead. And Lan Yudie reached out and stroked her forehead with an exaggerated expression of pain.
"I said Shangxian, the introduction is over, can we go?" Several gods in the sky asked. Their magic power is low, and they cannot manifest their dharmakaya for too long. The current mortal spirit body is thin, and it is too difficult to cultivate.
"Let's go, let's go." Xiao Fei waved to them and said.
Hearing the words, several gods, as if they had received an amnesty, rode the clouds one after another and left in a hurry. The mountain god went to Wushan alone, and the two river gods left side by side. Dong Xiaowan also parted ways with them and flew to her territory.
During the flight, Dong Xiaowan turned her head. Seeing the eel-headed river god following behind him, he couldn't help but stop.
"If you don't go back to your own cave, what are you doing behind me?" Dong Xiaowan said with a frown.
"Xiaowan, I have liked you for a long time, how about we become Taoist couples and cultivate immortals together?" Eel River God said calmly.
"Want to become a Taoist couple with me?" Dong Xiaowan frowned, "You don't want to see what you look like, let's talk about it after you have thoroughly cultivated into a human form."
"Xiao Wan, are you so superficial, like judging people by their appearance?" Eel River God said unwillingly.
"Judging people by appearance? But you are not human anymore." Dong Xiaowan said.
"Everyone is now a god, and the strength is the most important thing. What does it matter what you look like?" said the eel river god.
"But, looking at you like this, I feel disgusted." Dong Xiaowan said. He has a huge eel head with slime on it. Dong Xiaowan became a god as a human being, of course he has resistance to this.
"Don't look at me as ugly, but my ability is very strong." Eel River God said, "Recently I watched a video, a human female anchor liked our eel very much, and even drilled her with an eel. ..."
"Okay, Pippi eel, get out!" Dong Xiaowan said. It turned out that she also knew the trick of Pippi eel.
"If you don't agree, you don't agree. Why are you so angry?" Eel River God said helplessly, looking up to the sky and sighing: "Love has been filled with hatred since ancient times, and this hatred will never end. If I can't marry you in this life, I will marry you with the green light." Ancient Buddha, comb your boudoir."
On the other side, the other two river gods were chatting.
"It's rare for the three of us to see each other today, how about fighting the landlord together?" Kuimen River God said, "Anyway, the spiritual energy on the ground is thin now, no matter how hard you practice, you can't improve your mana."
"Okay. Qingshui River God, let's go together?" Daning River God said. Turning his head, he found that the eel river god of Qingshui River didn't care about the side, and said in surprise, "Hey, where's the big eel?"
"I guess I'm going to stalk Dong Xiaowan again." Kuimen River God said, "Hurry up and call his cell phone and tell him not to waste his efforts. It's better for us brothers to fight the landlord together."
As low-level gods who function in the mortal world and can contact humans, they will definitely use modern tools. Inform the eel river god, although it can be done with thousands of miles of sound transmission. But it will consume mana, it is better to use a mobile phone.
In addition, only the great mountains and rivers have the mountain god He Bo. Ordinary small mountains and rivers do not exist. Therefore, in modern society, the number of mountain gods and river gods is very small, and if one is killed, one will be lost.
So, the Daning River God took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of the Eel River God. "Sorry, your remaining balance is less than ten yuan, please recharge as soon as possible, please recharge as soon as possible..." A female voice from the system came from the phone: "your remaining balance is less than 10 yuan, please make a payment..."
"What the hell, the current mobile phone charges are too bad." Daninghe River God couldn't help complaining, "I just charged 100 yuan for calls yesterday, but today it's less than 10 yuan? Now I'm going to become a mortal again. Go to the mobile business hall to recharge."
"Are you using data to play games?" Kuimen River God asked.
As soon as he spoke, he saw the eel river god flying over dejectedly. "Brother, where there is no grass in the end of the world, it is better to be happy and happy. Don't be sad, and go to fight the landlord with us."
"Okay, what are we betting on today?"
"Just bet on the renminbi in the world, and I want to win some phone calls." Said the river god of the Daning River. Speaking of mortal wealth, although they are not poor, they are by no means rich. It is estimated that the entire net worth is only tens of millions.
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"Those gods are gone?" On the ground at this time, Chen Mengqi looked at the empty sky and said, "I still can't believe it. I saw the gods. It was like a dream just now."
"They are all loose immortals, demon immortals, they can barely be regarded as immortals. Hebo Wushan mountain gods and so on, their status is relatively low, and they are driven by the gods." Xiao Fei said, "I just drove them to help me drive away the clouds and mist, so that The sky is clear."
"Fei Shao, you can actually drive the gods, it's really amazing." Chen Mengqi and Lan Yudie said.
"These loose immortals are easy to see, but those Da Luo Jinxians, you won't be able to see them anymore." Xiao Fei said, "For example, Nezha, Erlang God and so on."
"Nezha, God Erlang!" Chen Mengqi exclaimed in surprise, "We also want to meet."
"It's her, it's her, it's her, my daughter-in-law, little Nezha." Lan Yudie said. There used to be a TV series in which Nezha was played by a girl, very cute. Therefore, this sentence has become popular among netizens.
In fact, Nezha is also a girl, the third princess of Nezha.
"Actually, you guys have seen Nezha before." Xiao Fei said, "Some time ago she turned into a human boy and came to my house as a guest, and she was that Li Miaomiao."
"Oh my god, we are mortals with naked eyes, and we can't see gold and jade?" Lan Yudie said in surprise, "At that time, I thought she was ridiculously beautiful. After I sent his photo to Moments, several Girls want to hang out with him."
"Okay, let's not talk about this." Xiao Fei said, "The purpose of our coming here is to clear away the evil spirits of ghosts, so that there will be no more rain in the south. And we will also completely clear it away, so that there will be no future troubles."
"Fei Shao, you have such strong mana, it should be easy to do it, right?" Chen Mengqi said.
"If I make a move, a magical power will do." Xiao Fei said, "But I won't make a move today, I want you two to complete this task. You have already practiced the immortal art, it's time to practice it."
"But our mana is still very weak." Lan Yudie said.
"With me protecting you, what are you afraid of?" Xiao Fei said.
"Alright then." Lan Yudie said, "Also let me ask again, with our current mana, what level is it?"
"Beginner, layman." Xiao Fei said.