Chapter 356 Chatting with Girlfriends

"Close your eyes first." Lan Yudie said mischievously.

"If you dare to kiss me with your mouth, I will beat you to death. I am not Baihe," Lin Xiaowu said, and she closed her eyes after speaking.

"Me neither." After Lan Yudie finished speaking, she clenched her right hand slightly into a small fist, closed her index finger and middle finger, and then touched Lin Xiaowu's lips with her knuckles, and said, "This is for kissing." Feel."

Lin Xiaowu opened her eyes and saw her fingers, she hurriedly turned her head away and said, "It's so disgusting."

"In this way, the feeling on your lips is the same as kissing, but it doesn't have the feeling in the heart." Lan Yudie said, "And you can't feel the warm embrace of a boy. The gap between the two is quite big. .”

"It's just that you haven't been kissed before. I'll let you feel it with my fingers."

Lin Xiaowu touched her lips, recalling the feeling just now, feeling a little lost in her heart. Doing this is like looking at plums to quench thirst and painting cakes to satisfy hunger.

"Yudie, you really know a lot, haha!" Seeing Lan Yudie being so mischievous, Dongfang Mingyue also laughed.

"Don't laugh." Lin Xiaowu said, "We still have questions to ask."

"Quickly ask." Dongfang Mingyue said, "Anyway, I'm going all out today, and I will definitely satisfy the curiosity of you two, perverts."

"How did you and Fei Shao feel when we did that for the first time?" Lan Yudie asked eagerly after hearing that, "This is the key point, we must describe it carefully, and we must listen to every detail."

"Describe it!" Dongfang Mingyue said angrily, "A simple sentence, pain and happiness. As for the specific details, you can imagine it yourself. Or find a boyfriend tomorrow and experience it yourself."

"Your answer is too general, but pass it!"

"Okay, I'm not sure about Mrs. Xie. That guy's thing is huge. Were you in pain at that time, the kind that hurt to the bone?" Lin Xiaowu asked.

"My boyfriend's penis is very big, how do you know? When you say that, you really don't take me seriously." Dongfang Mingyue said angrily. But thinking about it carefully, Xiao Fei once lived with Lin Xiaowu and the others for a while, and he understood some reasons in his heart.

"We saw it through our pants." Lan Yudie hastily explained. She and Lin Xiaowu would never admit that they and Chen Mengqi peeked at it one night.

"That's about the same." Dongfang Mingyue said.

"How long did he last for the first time, was it three seconds?" Lin Xiaowu asked again.

"Fei Shao is definitely not that bad. He persisted for more than an hour, and finally I couldn't stand it and told him to stop." Dongfang Mingyue said.

"You are so happy!" Lan Yudie said enviously.

"But we still want to hear how it happened that day for you guys, what's the specific situation..." Lan Yudie said, "Also, did you get bitten by him?"

"Girls should be as gentle as water." Dongfang Mingyue said, "It is our responsibility to satisfy our boyfriends. Men use force to conquer the world, while women use gentleness to conquer him." Her answer was a change of direction. .

"So, you are giving him... too disgusting." Lin Xiaowu said.

In the end, the questions asked by the two girls became more and more dirty. Dongfang Mingyue also answered them one by one. Anyway, there is no one else in the house, they are all good friends. Even the one who lives next door is a beautiful girl, Xiaoli, even if she hears it, it doesn't matter.

At this time, Xiao Li in the next room was indeed eavesdropping. The more she listened to the appointment, the more she couldn't accept it, but she still couldn't help but listen.

Oh, how can this be? Oh, it's so dirty, she actually...? Such voices kept appearing in Xiaoli's ears. Covering my ears for a while, putting it down again for a while, wanting to refuse or welcome, still holding the pipa and half covering my face... The hypocrisy is extremely extreme.

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The whirling world, the thirtieth heaven.

The leader of Confucianism and the ancestor of Taoism are discussing Taoism and studying supernatural powers together in the Holy Land of Confucianism. What they want to understand now is not the basic morals of Taoism and Confucianism. It is a more esoteric meaning of the universe that transcends the whirling world.

It has been hundreds of years since the two leaders have been enlightened together.

The whirling world is the largest scope of the universe recognized by the Chinese gods, the Buddhist world, and the western gods. Outside the whirling world, it is beyond their mana scope. The heavenly world is also known as the Great World.

There are thirty-six heavens, and the master of Confucianism, who respects Confucius, lives in the thirty-sixth heaven. It is the same as the Daleiyin Temple in the Buddhist world and the heaven of Chinese gods. Confucianism also has its own sacred places, which are the mountains of books and the sea of ​​learning.

There are roads and diligence in the mountain of books, and there is no limit to the sea of ​​learning.

This sentence was said by Han Yu, a simple sentence, it solved the difficulties of Confucianism practice.

Li Bai, Wang Xizhi, and Wu Daozi, the saint of painting, are all Confucian gods. Among the eight great masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties, only Han Yu had the wisdom to practice Confucian magic, so he said such a sentence at the beginning. Later, Han Yu also became a Confucian immortal, but his magic power was not as good as Li Bai's.

Buddhism, Taoism, Confucianism, the three religions are juxtaposed. His supernatural powers and celestial arts are evenly matched. The heyday of Buddhism and Taoism was the Shang and Zhou Dynasties, while the heyday of Confucianism was the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. Of course, the origin of Confucianism is not Confucius, but the emperor Fuxi.

Confucius is the second leader, and his status is similar to that of Lao Tzu. After Laozi attained the Tao, he was known as the true king of morality, and after Confucius attained the Tao, he was known as the sage of Confucius. After Fuxi fell, he succeeded the second Confucian leader.

When Confucius was born, he was very extraordinary. He was "a phoenix begets a tiger, raises an eagle and plays a fan". When Confucius was born, his appearance was very strange. His father, Shu Lianghe, thought it was a monster and was terrified. He put him in a cave and went home with his wife.

Then, something even more strange happened. The newborn Confucius was waiting to be fed, and the tiger on the mountain came to breastfeed him. It was the high autumn season at that time, and the cave was really stuffy, so the eagle flew up to fan him with its wings. When the people on the mountain saw it, they all thought the baby in the cave was the son of the phoenix.

Before attaining the Tao, Confucius and Lao Tzu discussed the Tao together.

However, because the Taoist ancestor was still alive, Lao Tzu was not regarded as the leader of the Confucianism, but Confucius became the second leader of Confucianism.

The two leaders were contemplating enlightenment together, when they suddenly opened their eyes at the same time.

"Kong Sheng, what do you think of my disciple Xiao Fei who is in the mortal world, his recent performance in the mortal world?" Daozu asked. Daozu understood the way of heaven. The understanding of the human heart is not as good as that of the sage Confucius, who specializes in understanding human nature.

"He should be regarded as a wise man. Only great wisdom can be regarded as a fool." Ren Zun Kong Sheng said.

Thanks to Qian Lingkong City for the reward of 10,000 book coins, and other book friends for their rewards. In the past few days, there have been three chapters a day, and there has been a big explosion on the 8th and 9th.