My Teacher Is Sun Wukong

Chapter 1604 Diarrhea 1767

And the wild fruit is very sour, and with cold water and dry food, it seems that she is going to have diarrhea.

"I'm dizzy!" said the fat man.

"I'm sweating!" Da Mater said.

Just now they were talking about 'Don't listen to the sound of Chuanlin beating leaves', they were talking about poetry and songs. Even if it's really arty, there's something 'elegant' about ya. However, at this moment, Aishwarya suddenly said that she was going to have diarrhea... and it was still diarrhea, the elegance and vulgarity collided completely.

"I've said it a long time ago, she is not with us." Xiao Fei said.

Of course, more importantly, it was pouring rain outside the cave, and the cave was small. If she was dragged into the cave, I'm afraid this cave wouldn't be able to stay there anymore.

"Do you want me to go outside?" Seeing the burning eyes of the three, Aishwarya's eyes widened, "It's raining so much outside..."

"Are you going to drag it into the cave, where the space is so small?" Big Banya said.

"You run under a big tree, choose a place with little rain, and you have to go a little further, so as not to smell to everyone. We have to stay until the rain stops before we can leave this cave." The fat man said, "It's raining outside. It will also wash away your waste and turn it into fertilizer to nourish the trees."

Aishwarya looked at the three of them, and the three boys were right in front of them. Looking at the cave again, it was really narrow, and sure that he really couldn't solve it in it, he took out his umbrella, gritted his teeth and rushed out.

Her stomach was still rumbling, and it seemed that she really couldn't hold it back anymore. If she could hold back a little, she would wait until the rain subsided before going out.

Aishwarya rushed into the rain, and it was raining heavily above, and lightly raining in the Rainy Mountains. The raindrops that dripped from the trees were all big, and fell on the umbrella surface. After walking a long distance, he stopped after making sure he was out of sight of the three of them.

"I just realized now that beautiful women also have diarrhea." Seeing Aishwarya's disappearing back, the fat man said jokingly.

"She looks alluring, and her temperament is also refined. However, on special occasions, she is still very vulgar, no different from ordinary people." Da Banya said, "But this is also normal. Who in this world doesn't shit? "

"That's why she practiced so devoutly. She wanted to ascend to the God Realm of Ultimate Bliss and break away from the common world. Immortal cultivators eat wind and drink dew, and basically don't need to shit anymore." Xiao Fei said.

"I guess she doesn't even know the physical characteristics of a cultivator." Fatty said.

"That's true." Xiao Fei said, "She hasn't awakened the memory of her previous life. Before she awakened, she was just an ordinary mortal woman. The only difference is that she is very rich, the daughter of the richest man in India."

"It's windy and rainy outside. I don't know if she will choose a shelter from the wind. If she doesn't choose, the stench will probably blow to us." Big Banya said.

"She definitely wouldn't choose. With her status, when has she ever shit in the wild? She has no experience in this area. And she is the daughter of the richest man. She lives a pampered life, so he doesn't know how to consider other people's feelings. So she I will never consider whether to avoid the wind or not," said the fat man.

Sure enough, before the fat man finished speaking, there was a faint stench in the air.

The three hurriedly covered their noses.

Fortunately, Aishwarya ran a relatively long distance, and the wind and rain were heavy, and the smell of mud and dead branches and leaves fell down, making the stench seem very light. It didn't take long for the stench to disappear completely, and the three of them put down their hands.

About an hour later, Aishwarya came back from outside. Although I was holding an umbrella, I was still drenched in water. She blushed, as if she had done something wrong.

"Aishwarya, hurry up and change your clothes. If you get sick, we will have to take care of you again, which will drag down the team." Xiao Fei said.

"Changing clothes, you won't kick me out, will you?" Aishwarya said.

"Don't worry, we won't." Xiao Fei said, "Fatty, big man, we all turn our faces away, and we can only turn back when she agrees."

Fatty and Big Banya listened, turned their heads together with Xiao Fei, and stood facing the outside of the cave. Aishwarya walked to the corner of the cave, opened the suitcase, and changed into dry clothes and underwear. Fortunately, she brought a lot of clothes, if she only brought two sets like Xiao Fei and the others, it would obviously not be enough.

Girls are definitely different from boys.

"Okay." After another half an hour, Aishwarya said. The three turned around.

"Ah!" Suddenly, Aishwarya screamed.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Fei asked.

"Centipede, there are centipedes here!" Aishwarya said in panic, pointing at the stone wall.

Xiao Fei took a closer look and saw a centipede about half a foot long swimming around on the stone wall. The whole body is red, and under the long body, I don't know how many feet are moving.

"Such a big centipede is really rare, and I don't know if it is poisonous." Fatty said.

"It must be poisonous. Its color is too bright, and the brighter it is, the more dangerous it is." Xiao Fei said, "Almost no one comes here in the depths of the cloudy mountain. It's normal to have poison."

"I don't know what breed it is," said the fat man.

"We're not experts in biology, so we definitely don't know about it." Da Banya said.

"Aishwarya, don't you often say that all living beings are equal? ​​Since it is equal, why were you afraid of it just now?" Xiao Fei said: "And you want to learn from the World Honored One by cutting flesh and feeding it to eagles. reached out to let it take a bite, I'm pretty sure it's looking for food now."

"Is that how you misinterpret the Dharma?" Aishwarya said angrily.

"Damn, there are so many more here!" Suddenly the fat man pointed to another place and said. Several people turned their heads and saw many centipedes crawling there again, but they were much smaller than the one just now. There are as many as a dozen of them. Although they are small in size, the number is terrifying.

"Nimma, is this a meeting of the centipedes?" Da Banya said.

"There are toads here!" Xiao Fei turned his head to look, and saw a few toads crawling in silently on the ground of the cave.

"There are spiders here!" Fatty raised his head and saw a flower spider spinning a web on the stone wall above his head. Look at the pattern on the spider, it is also poisonous.

"Be careful, be careful, there are too many poisonous insects here." Xiao Fei hurriedly ordered.

Not long after, I saw another big snake with a triangular head sticking out, and kept spitting out snake letters to explore the way. Winding and twisting, it climbed in from the cliff.

After a while, another goat tried to run into the cave, but after seeing Xiao Fei and the four of them, it rushed into the rain again.

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