Chapter 1435 Party 1

"I think it's better to forget it. A broken boulder in the chest is too dangerous." At this time, Zhao Wanru stood up and said, "Why don't you tell everyone a joke, and then force you to pass the test."

"Tell a joke? This is probably the easiest way to perform, okay then." The fat man said, "I'll tell you one now..."

My mind began to think at a high speed, which one should I tell you?

But after much deliberation, I couldn't think of anything good. All the jokes he knew were unhealthy. After much difficulty, I picked out a joke that wasn't too HH, and told everyone.

"Once upon a time, a man went to a weight loss center to lose weight. The person in charge of the weight loss center told him that we have three different weight loss specifications here, one is 500, one is 1,000, and the other is 1,500. He first chose the five hundred ones, and when he went in, he found a beautiful woman named Bijini. Then the beautiful woman said to him, come and chase me now, and if you catch me, I’ll follow you hehehe... In the end, he really did. That beauty."

"And that beauty also fulfilled her promise and had sex with him. It tasted the sweetness for the first time, and went again for the second time. This time he chose a thousand-size one. After entering, he found that the beauty inside was even more beautiful, and Nothing on. 'If you catch up to me, I'll let you...hehehe!"

"Hush..." Fatty was halfway through speaking, and the crowd booed.

"We've all heard this joke. Fatty, can you change to a fresher one? Did he choose one thousand and five in the end, and then met a female orangutan? If he was chased, he would be given by the female orangutan. Hehehe?" Xiao Gang said.

"I can't help you after hearing it, I can only come up with this one." Fatty said.

"Student Zhu Xiaojie, you are in front of the girls. It seems a bit inappropriate to tell everyone this kind of joke." Zhao Wanru said.

"There is nothing inappropriate, we are not afraid." The girls said with a smile.

"This is the most innocent joke I can think of." The fat man said, "My other jokes are even worse than this one..."

"Forget it, you can finish this joke for everyone." Teacher Zhao said.

After hearing this, the fat man endured everyone's ridicule and told everyone the jokes that the crowd had heard. In the end, there were only sparse, polite applause among the crowd.

There's no way, at Fatty's level, that's all he can do.

However, although the crowd was not interested in listening, Xiao Fei listened with gusto. Because this joke was the first time he heard it. I think the story is okay, but not that bad. He even laughed when he heard the end. Having seen and heard too few jokes, Xiao Fei felt that it was fresh, and then acted as a low-spirited joke.

In fact, there is also a dirty joke in his head. The joke is this: Once upon a time, there was a long-term worker who worked in the landlord's house. His name is Lai Ganwo, and the landlord's family has three daughters. One day, the eldest daughter of the landlord wanted him to do something, so she called out: "Come fuck me!"

After hearing this, the guy rushed over and fucked her. The next day, the second daughter of the landlord's family called his name again, "Come and fuck me." After hearing this, I rushed over and fucked the second daughter again. On the third day, the third daughter of the landlord's family called him again, "Come and do me a job", and he raped the third daughter again.

On the fourth day, the landlord's wife called his name...

Although this story is not particularly dirty, it is simple and crude. And the protagonist of the story enjoys a lot of sex. . . . blessing.

At the same time, it is also very earthy, the kind of dregs of the earth. It was Xiao Fei who used to listen to a few children occasionally in the countryside at the foot of the mountain. At that time, when he was a child, he still regarded it as a joke of God.

People who come out of the mountains just haven't seen much of the world. The dirty jokes in the meeting are all the bumpkin kind.

Thinking of this story, he thought to himself: "Should I tell them this later?" However, he immediately denied the idea after a second thought.

Although the joke of coming to me is not particularly dirty, without any dirty details, it is very blatantly dirty.

Then it was time for the fat man to throw away the handkerchief, in order to retaliate against Da Banya for smashing his chest with a big stone. He threw the handkerchief behind Big Mater, and then ran away like a gust of wind.

Da Banya picked up the handkerchief, and quickly chased after it. But this time the fat man seemed to be going all out, running with all his strength, and Da Banya barely caught up.

Seeing that he had lost, Da Banya was very depressed, like a dried up eggplant.

"Student Sha Xiaojing, it's your turn to perform now." Zhao Wanru said.

"Uh, I don't have any shows to perform." Sha Xiaojing said. A student without talent like him is most afraid of being caught. Once caught putting him on a show, it's like forcing a cock to lay eggs.

"How about I show everyone a set of military boxing?" Sha Xiaojing said.

"No, none of us can perform martial arts today." Zhao Wanru said, "We can only perform cultural shows." If he is allowed to perform military boxing, then Xiao Fei can also perform boxing, and that will not achieve the purpose of embarrassing him.

"But other than that, I can't do anything." Sha Xiaojing said with a bitter face.

"Why can't you, you can smash a big rock in your chest." The fat man immediately retaliated, "I happen to have a big rock here, and I can let Shao Fei swing a hammer. Hit it with a hammer, and the effect of the show will be guaranteed to explode."

"Fei Shao swings the sledgehammer, I'm afraid I can't bear it even once." Da Banya said.

"I really can't think of anything else you can do other than crushing a boulder in your chest." The fat man gloated, "You can't tell jokes, as I just said. Besides, there probably isn't anything in that elm head of yours." What a joke."

"It seems that the joke you told just now is very good." Da Banya said, "I don't perform, how about accepting the punishment? As long as I don't perform, you can punish me whatever you want."

"No, we all performed." Lan Yudie said.

"Hey, Big Banya, you're out of luck now. Let's see how you step down!" The fat man gloated.

"Hmph! Isn't it just a performance, it can't help me at all!" Da Banya said.

"You can still perform? I don't believe it." Fatty said.

"You wait for me!" Da Banya said indignantly. After finishing speaking, he walked to the nearby open space and picked up a thick branch from the ground.

The crowd looked at it, and they were a little dazed.

"The next show I'm going to perform for you is..." Big Mater said: "The front teeth gnaw on wooden posts."

The front teeth gnaw on the stake! ?

The crowd stared wide-eyed, quietly waiting for his performance.