Chapter 1204 Pig Bajie
"In my opinion, Zhu Xiaojie, you are the worst candidate to be my apprentice. Just find anyone, it is better than you." The fat man continued to despise the fat man, "Even if I find a pig to turn it into a fairy, I am not willing Accept you as an apprentice. You know that I, Zhu Bajie, am a pig, so it would be nice to find someone of the same kind to accompany Young Master Fei."
"No, Master!" The fat man was so beaten that he couldn't bear to live.
"I'm talking about the envoy of the altar..." At this time, Dabanya was fighting for the fat man: "Thousands of years ago, when you and Tang Monk Sun Wukong Drifting were learning scriptures, weren't you also lazy, greedy and lustful? My fat man has the same personality as you, just right Inheriting your immortal law, you are the eldest brother, not the second brother."
"Hmph! How can I do things that ordinary people like you can understand?" The fat man said with a sneer.
There is a reason why Zhu Bajie was so lazy, greedy for money and lustful, and divided his luggage at every turn. Because he has already seen through everything. I know that even if I succeed in learning the scriptures, I will not get much benefit. What's more, he was originally the canopy marshal of the heaven, and he didn't want to go to the west to become a Buddha at all.
The god of Chinese Taoism, and then turned to Buddhism. No one would resist from the bottom of their hearts, that's why he was so negative along the way.
"Besides, although I was lazy along the way, greedy for life and afraid of death, but in a critical moment, I still show my brother's loyalty." The fat man said, "And you, a fat man, actually wanted to run away alone when you met Gonpo and the others ?”
It seems that he didn't resolutely refuse to accept Fatty, but rather dissatisfied with Fatty's behavior last time, and wanted to take this opportunity to warn him.
"Master, I know I was wrong, and I will never do this again." Fatty said hastily when he heard the joke.
"Hmph!" The fat man snorted coldly.
"Then how can you accept the fat man as an apprentice?" At this time Xiao Fei came out to smooth things over.
"Hmm... well..." The fat man pondered for a moment, and said, "If you, Zhu Xiaojie, can take me home and feed me with food and drink every day. Then introduce some beauties to me, I might think about it."
"This..." Fatty was speechless, "Master, it's delicious and accompanied by beauties, isn't that life like a fairy? If I can do it, what kind of fairy will I be cultivating!"
"It's fine if you don't want to, I've already found an old sow, and I'm going to turn it into a fairy, and accompany Fei Shao to the west." The fat man said.
"No, please don't." The fat man hurriedly said, "Well, my family has plenty of money anyway, and you can't afford me. As for the beauties, I'm afraid I will introduce you as much as possible." Then he began to complain in pain: "God Lah, am I going to pick up an ancestor? Also, beauty, I don’t even have enough for myself.”
"Hmph!" The fat man snorted again, "Your family is rich, I can't afford you? Just wait."
"By the way, Master. Now that I have agreed to your request, can I call you Master?" The fat man ignored his words, thinking that it was impossible for him to be poor, and said, "Since you are my Master, can you Restore your real body and show me? I haven’t seen it once. You have changed into a middle-aged man, which makes me very uncertain.”
"Want to see my real body? You are not qualified yet." The obese man said, "You will only be eligible to see it when you reach the cultivation base of a celestial immortal. You are simply an ant now, are you lucky enough to see a real immortal?"
Ordinary people need great blessings if they want to see gods.
"Okay then." Fatty said speechlessly, "Master, it's good for you to become an ordinary person, so that you won't be shocked by the big cities. But when you come to Huadu City, if someone asks who you are, how can I introduce you to others?" What? Could it be that your name is Zhu Bajie, or the Envoy of the Cleansing Altar? Also, what should Fei Shao and the others call you?"
"Just call me by my name...um...Zhu Gang." Zhu Bajie said to him, "My real name is Zhu Ganglu, and Tang Seng gave me a dharma name called Zhu Wuneng, also known as Zhu Bajie. These few If it doesn’t work, I’ll remove the last character of Zhu Gang’s character, and change my name to Zhu Gang in the world.”
"Okay, then we will call you Zhu Gang from now on." Xiao Fei said.
Generally speaking, Xiao Fei is Sun Wukong's apprentice, so Zhu Bajie should be called his uncle. But in fact they are only fellow disciples under Tang Seng's name, not outside. Moreover, their master-student relationship with Tang Seng was simply forced, and they did not get their inner approval.
Both Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie only recognize their original masters in their hearts. Sun Wukong's master is Daozu, while Marshal Tianpeng's master is Zhulong.
So there is also a very subtle reason why Xiao Fei doesn't call Zhu Bajie Master Uncle.
"Master, you are so talented!" The fat man hastily flattered: "The name Zhu Gang is very common, and no one will doubt that you are Zhu Bajie. At the same time, this name also implies a kind of domineering in it. Just, Right? Strong, only powerful immortal powers have this kind of aura, and at the same time, the word just also implies that what you practice is the Thirty-Six Changes of Tiangang..."
"An ordinary name is so domineering!" At this time, Da Banya began to speak harshly again: "Among my elementary school classmates, there is one named Zhu Gang."
"By the way, Master, this time you came to the mortal world to teach me immortality, you won't stay for too long?" At this time, the fat man no longer regarded himself as an outsider and asked Zhu Bajie, "You didn't stay for long, why did you stay here?" Want me to introduce you to beauties? Do you still want them to leave you a litter of piglets in the mortal world?"
"Vulgar!" Zhu Bajie said angrily, "I like beauties, but I just enjoy the floating and illusory feeling in the process of interacting with beauties. If it's purely for mating and cubs, wouldn't it be a stallion? Fatty, you Lust, but it is more than one level different from my lust.”
When Zhu Bajie talked about beauties, he began to talk endlessly: "When it comes to beauties, they are all the beauty of Zhong Tiandi, the works of art that gather the essence of the sun and the moon. They are for appreciation rather than possession. I like to appreciate that beauty." A kind of beauty. At the same time, when pursuing beautiful women, between being rejected and being accepted, there is also a kind of consideration of gains and losses..."
"Okay, master, I know you know beautiful women very well." The fat man said, "I just ask you how long you want to stay in the mortal world." He secretly prayed in his heart: Don't stay too long, I want to sacrifice an ancestor , I don't want to offer it for a year or so.
"I am ordered by the Buddha to stay in the mortal world for three months." Zhu Bajie said, "So you'd better give me some snacks. If I can't find beautiful women, I won't teach you the magic of immortality."
"Don't worry, I will try my best!" said the fat man.
In only three months, is it necessary to train the fat man into a god-level powerhouse who can marry Xiao Fei?