Chapter 106: Exciting Valentine's Day Night

Malfoy has a special kind of Potter obsession:

To put it simply...if two people are in the same public area, Potter must be in his field of vision.

If Potter disappears, Malfoy will take the initiative to look for it, trying to keep track of his movements... otherwise he will be very anxious!

However, the public areas involved in this kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder definitely do not include special areas like toilets, especially when Malfoy has diarrhea.

Malfoy tried to squeeze through the gap between Harry and Ron, but they both raised their wands, forcing him to stop.

"Malfoy, I'm here to ask you something!" Harry tightened his wand.

"Pote, wait until I go to the toilet!" Malfoy gritted his teeth and said, "I have no time to talk to you now!"

"No, let's talk here." Harry said with a straight face, "You are not qualified to bargain."

They had stolen tripe mushrooms from the greenhouse and had the twins put them in Malfoy's food just for this moment.

Only Malfoy, who had diarrhea, could make him tell the truth.

"Don't even think about calling Goyle and Crabbe." Harry warned: "They are also having diarrhea, and they can't control you at all now."

"Did you two poison me?" Malfoy said bitterly.

"We don't understand what you said, but..." Ron gloated: "You'd better answer our questions quickly, or you'll end up shitting it in your pants!"

"Wes, come on, you'd better stay out of the way, otherwise I'll let my dad...ah~"

Before Malfoy finished speaking, he quickly covered his stomach, a look of pain appeared on his face, and he gritted his teeth and said:

"You should hurry up and ask! How can I answer if you don't ask me!"

"Did you open the secret room and attack Mrs. Filch and Pince?"

"It's not me!" Malfoy's face turned purple and his whole body trembled as he said, "The day Filch's accident happened, I was in the Great Hall and never went out at all."

"Then you must know who is manipulating all this!"

"I don't know." Malfoy covered his stomach and squatted on the ground: "I really don't know, it wasn't me!"

"You lied!" Harry shouted loudly: "When Filch was attacked, writing appeared on the wall... You are not surprised at all, you have known about it for a long time..."

"That's because dad warned me that something might be going on, but he really didn't tell me who opened the secret room."

Malfoy swung his legs and said, "My father refused to tell me about the Chamber of Secrets and asked me to ignore it.

He only said that the secret room was opened fifty years ago, but he was not born yet... I swear I didn't lie to you! "

"I don't know this, I don't know that, so what do you know?"

"The last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a student named Myrtle died... I know this." Malfoy said with tears in his eyes:

"Potter, please let me into the toilet quickly!"

Malfoy felt that he had reached the limit of suffocation. If he didn't go to the toilet, he would have to open the gate to release the mudslide.

"Last question, during the summer vacation you and your father went to the Borgin-Bock store in Knockturn Alley. What exactly did you sell?" Harry said softly.

"It's just some very valuable magic items... Can I go now?!"

But Harry and Ron still blocked the way and had no intention of letting Malfoy go.

Not long ago, on Christmas Day, Malfoy brought a newspaper to cause trouble, and even caused Gryffindor to be deducted 30 points by Snape!

If you don't take revenge now, what are you waiting for? !

Harry and Ron both looked at Malfoy with smiles on their faces. He tried to break through the wall, but was still blocked outside the toilet.

The most painful thing in life is when you go to the toilet and realize you forgot to bring toilet paper.

The most painful thing in life is when you want to go to the toilet, but someone stops you outside!

Under the continued stalemate, a series of bubbles sounded, and a foul smell filled the air.

Malfoy's body stopped shaking and his stomach didn't hurt anymore. He felt a warm current flowing freely between his legs...it felt comfortable.

Harry and Ron both covered their noses. Harry waved his hand and said in disgust: "Okay, you can go to the toilet."

Malfoy walked toward the toilet as expressionlessly as a corpse, one step at a time, but when he was about to reach the toilet, he suddenly turned around and bumped into Harry.

Let's all die together!

Harry was knocked to the ground, and he watched in horror as Malfoy thrust his wet butt towards his face... as if he was treating him as a toilet!

Ron quickly grabbed Malfoy's hair and tried to pull him away, but he stepped on something, his foot slipped, and he fell to the ground hard.

Malfoy is extremely good at ground skills. He uses magic to "fall thousands of miles" with one dragon and two pearls, and death entangles Harry and Ron.

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The three of them fought like this all the way from the corridor to the toilet, and the avenue...was wiped out with feces.

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When the dinner ended, Professor Snape had not returned.

The students, led by their respective prefects, left the auditorium, but just as they walked up the stairs, they heard screams coming from the distance.

Was there another attack?

The little wizards all followed the screams and ran towards the corridor. When they were about to reach the toilet, they suddenly slowed down and covered their noses.

There was a stench in the corridor... There were traces of filth everywhere, extending from the corridor to the toilet.

Even on the wall, there were three clear yellow handprints of different sizes... What's going on!

Everyone walked forward cautiously, fearing that they would accidentally step on a landmine. When they arrived at the door of the toilet, they looked inside... and saw Harry, Malfoy and Ron sitting on the ground.

The three of them were extremely embarrassed, as if they had just returned from swimming in a septic tank. Harry still had cauliflower on his head.

Ralph walked through the crowd and walked into the toilet. He asked, "What happened?!"

Malfoy pointed at the toilet cubicle with trembling hands.

Ralph walked over and squinted his eyes. He saw Goyle lying unconscious on the floor of the cubicle. He was covered with scars and there was a wisp of smoke coming out of his wounds.

It was exactly the same as Filch and Madam Pince!

Peeves came out of the wall, giggling, doing somersaults, and screaming at the top of his lungs:

"Attack! Attack! Attack again!

Run for your life! Attack students again!"

"Shut up, Peeves!" Rolf whispered, "Go call Professor Dumbledore!"

Peeves stuck out his tongue at Rolf and hurried through the wall.

Soon, Dumbledore came. He knocked his wand with a loud bang, and the students immediately quieted down.

Dumbledore looked at Goyle, and then at Harry and the others who were covered in filth.

A few minutes later, Professor Snape hurried into the toilet. He was smiling, but he was stunned when he saw the scene in the toilet.

"Where's Professor Lockhart?" Dumbledore asked, looking up.

"He..." Snape dragged his voice, "Just now he accidentally fell into the Black Lake, and it seems that he was caught by a mermaid."

"..."

Rolf exhaled softly... This Valentine's Day night is really exciting!

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