Chapter 1264: Long Bo's Fart

?Why is the time of day 24 hours, not 34 hours! ! Not enough time! ! ! It would be great if 26 Pindao’s time can be increased by half——

Although Wei Xiaobei threw this stone with all his strength, Wei Xiaobei was not sure that just this stone could attract the attention of the people of Longbo.

You know, compared with the size of Longbo's people, the stone is too small, and a leg hair of a person is several meters long!

It's hard to say that the stone can make the people of Longbo feel pain in front of the incomparably strong skin of the people of Longbo.

So Wei Xiaobei shook the Lost Soul Bell.

Of course, Wei Xiaobei didn't expect Luohun Zhong to be able to deal with Long Bo's people.

No way, for an existence like the giant pen fairy, the Lost Soul Bell is not very easy to use, let alone such a huge monster like the people of Longbo.

His qi and blood are so strong, so his soul is probably not ordinary.

But no matter what, it can influence the other party and attract the other party's attention, which is enough for Wei Xiaobei.

But what Wei Xiaobei never thought of, neither the stone nor the sound of the falling soul bell could attract the attention of the people of Uncle Long.

The stone didn't work, Wei Xiaobei could still understand, but the Falling Soul Bell didn't work at all, which really made Wei Xiaobei a little puzzled.

Although the people of Longbo are big and have blood like a sea, their souls may not be as strong as their bodies. This is the same reason that although elephants are big, their brains are not as strong as humans.

Otherwise, the biological level of the people of Long Bo could not be just the level of four-star terror!

The Falling Soul Clock didn't work?

Wei Xiaobei shook the Falling Soul Bell a few times again.

At this time, the people of Long Bo still put their hands on the space channel and tried their best to expand it.

Just when Wei Xiaobei was thinking hard and trying to find a way to attract the attention of the people of Uncle Long, the people of Uncle Long suddenly stopped pulling the space channel and let out a painful roar.

What's going on?

To be honest, Wei Xiaobei really didn't quite understand why Mao, a member of Uncle Long, suddenly yelled in pain.

The next moment, the two giant hands that were pulling the space channel were retracted into the gray mist. Not long after, Wei Xiaobei felt a cloud over his head. When he looked up, it was the two giant hands that fell from the sky and fell towards him. come down!

Falk! peat! I say you fairy banban!

In an instant, Wei Xiaobei probably spit out all the curse words he knew.

How did the people of Long Bo find themselves?

Of course, at this time, Wei Xiaobei didn't think too much about it, he kicked his legs off the ground, turned around and ran, like a fast-accelerating sports car.

Boom!

There was a loud noise, and the place where Wei Xiaobei stayed before turned into a huge pit, and two giant hands smashed half of the ground, like two giant pillars.

Then the two giant legs lifted from the ground and chased after Wei Xiaobei!

Wei Xiaobei's speed is naturally not slow.

But the people of Uncle Long were in a state of rage at this time, and the speed of running with their two giant legs was no less than that of Wei Xiaobei, and even a little faster than Wei Xiaobei.

So not long after, Wei Xiaobei, who was fleeing for his life, felt his head go dark, and he knew something was wrong, so he made a turn and rushed out to the side.

And just less than ten meters away from Wei Xiaobei, an incomparably huge foot fell down!

Boom!

There was an earth-shattering explosion, and Wei Xiaobei felt an extremely violent gust of wind blowing from the side. He couldn't hold onto the ground under his feet, and was blown away by the gust of wind in an instant.

The surrounding area was full of air, and Wei Xiaobei didn't know how far he flew. After landing on the ground, he immediately lay down on the ground, chose a direction, put his limbs on the ground, and quickly crawled out like a spider.

After Wei Xiaobei climbed out of the dusty place,

Only then was he surprised to find that he was out of the area of ​​Cuihu University, on an abandoned street, and the people of Longbo had disappeared.

He should have been blown away by the hurricane generated when his feet hit the ground, this breath could blow him away at least five or six kilometers.

Fortunately, Wei Xiaobei's body is strong enough, if he were an ordinary human, he might fall to his death in just this one blow.

What exactly is going on?

Wei Xiaobei carefully hid in the corner of a dilapidated building, and his mind quickly turned.

Relying on his strong intellect and a little brain turning, Wei Xiaobei quickly found the problem.

The thing should be like this: the falling soul bell should have caused some harm to the people of Longbo, but the people of Longbo probably reacted slowly to the pain, or other circumstances, which is why they were so painful before. Furious, he chased Wei Xiaobei and did not let him go.

But now the problem is more troublesome.

The people of Uncle Long may have returned to the space passage, among other things, if the people of Uncle Long passed through the passage of space, what kind of chaos would happen?

You know, the people of Longbo look like human beings, and there may be a little blood left by Longbo's country in many human beings, but the problem is that in the eyes of powerful monsters like the people of Longbo, human It is not its descendant, it should be a kind of fragrant snack!

If Wei Xiaobei let the people of Uncle Long leave him alone, there is no need to talk about what will happen in reality.

Thinking of this, Wei Xiaobei couldn't help becoming anxious, got up and headed back the same way.

When Wei Xiaobei rushed to the space passage, his face turned pale, and a huge human-shaped monster was burrowing into the space passage!

really!

The people of Long Bo smelled the human scent from reality, and wanted to go through the space channel to enter reality, and feast on it!

Fortunately, maybe the real world is rejecting the people of Longbo, or the people of Longbo are too big, so that it is extremely difficult for the people of Longbo to pass through the space channel!

At this moment, Wei Xiaobei didn't care about anything, put the Lost Soul Clock back into the storage ring, his right hand flashed a blue light, and then took out the big ink gun that was drawing ink in the Qingmu blessed land!

"drink!"

Wei Xiaobei roared loudly, kicked his legs off the ground, and rushed towards the people of Longbo who pouted their buttocks and tried their best to sneak into the space passage like a tiger!

It should be the easiest time to deal with the people of Longbo at this time.

His hands, head, shoulders and other half of his body have penetrated into the space channel, and he raised his buttocks to face Wei Xiaobei, that is to say, the people of Long Bo are in a situation where it is very difficult to fight back!

But for Wei Xiaobei, the only question was where should he attack Long Bo's people?

Pussy ass? Or the one in the middle of the butt? flower?

But the problem is that the people of Longbo are too big.

Let's put it this way, the butt area of ​​ordinary humans is about 0.12 to 0.2 square meters, fat people are bigger, and thin people are less.

But the buttocks of the people of Longbo are different, and the unit of area should be counted in hectares.

According to Wei Xiaobei's visual inspection, Longbo Zhimin's butt is about the size of two football fields!

In fact, this is not surprising. You must know that the length of the two giant legs of the people of Longbo alone has reached more than 400 meters!

From this, one can imagine how big the flowers of the people of Longbo would be!

Well, when Wei Xiaobei rushed towards that flower, he heard a loud noise in front of him, and then a gust of wind rushed towards him!

Before Wei Xiaobei had time to stabilize his body in the strong wind, he smelled the stench contained in the strong wind!

It stinks!

This smell is much worse than a toilet that hasn't been cleaned for a long time.

In an instant, Wei Xiaobei reacted.

I'm afraid this is a stinky fart released by the people of Longbo, right?

Peat!

It was the first time Wei Xiaobei saw such an imposing fart.

The stinky farts released by ordinary human beings are at most three feet into the wind, but the farts released by the people of Long Bo are completely like a mighty hurricane, sweeping away everything!

Before Wei Xiaobei got close, he was blown thousands of meters away by this stinky fart!

At this moment, Wei Xiaobei also had to admit that the benefits of being huge.

The people of Uncle Long didn't have to fight Wei Xiaobei at all, they just sent Wei Xiaobei who rushed over to Bengfei with a single stinky fart!

Thinking of this, Wei Xiaobei, who managed to stabilize his figure from the hurricane of smelly farts and charged towards the people of Longbo again, couldn't help feeling hot on his face.

Fortunately, I am the only one here, otherwise, if this matter gets out, my old face will be completely ruined.

Flying thousands of meters by a fart?

I have to say, this is a real version of a cold joke, or it is Wei Xiaobei's stain!

Thinking of the extremely disgusting smell of fart, Wei Xiaobei temporarily lost the courage to charge towards the flower of Longbo's people.

Just thinking about it is enough to make you sick.

Even if you killed the people of Uncle Long, when someone asked, how did you kill the people of Uncle Long?

How do you answer yourself? He was extremely brave, and finally got into the chrysanthemum of the people of Longbo and killed it?

Therefore, when Wei Xiaobei charged again, the target was changed to Long Bo's people's ass.

Whether it is from the perspective of testing the opponent's true defense or avoiding some tragic things from happening, the ass of the people of Longbo is a good target.

Moreover, this target is very big and easy to hit!

puff!

After rushing to the back of Longbo Zhimin, the big ink gun in Wei Xiaobei's hand was immediately covered with a piece of real mercury mixed with lightning. The next moment, Wei Xiaobei gritted his teeth, and the sharp tip of the gun shot It stuck on the buttocks of the people of Long Bo!

It has to be said that Wei Xiaobei always feels strange when facing such a huge man and attacking the opponent, as if he is attacking the ground.

The hairs on the skin of Long Bo's people range from two or three meters short to more than ten meters long, like a black forest.

The tip of the big ink gun pierced the skin of the people of Long Bo, as if it had been stuck on a piece of thick rubber. The next moment, the tip of the gun was bounced back.

With Wei Xiaobei's strength and the sharpness of the ink gun, the combination of the two, even a one-meter-thick steel plate will be pierced by a single shot!

But in front of the skin of the people of Longbo, the ink and wash big gun met Waterloo for the first time! (To be continued.)