Chapter 3662 Come on, Take a Shot!
"Stop, who is breaking into Nantianmen without permission!"
As soon as Lin Haicai approached Nantianmen, he suddenly shouted like thunder.
Then, he saw a burly man wearing armor and looking menacing, blocking the way.
Shuiyunlimon was so frightened that he almost fell from the air.
He quickly reminded in a low voice, extremely frightened.
"Master, this is the magic gift red of the Heavenly King Duowen who guards the Nantian Gate. He has profound Taoism and boundless magic power."
"Moreover, it is said that this person is moody and ruthless."
"Let's, let's withdraw."
Magic Red?
When Lin Hai heard this, not only was he not afraid, but he was excited.
Damn it, this person is one of the famous four generals of the Demon Family, Magic Red.
Finally met a real god.
"King Duowen, don't you recognize me?"
Lin Hai laughed and cupped his fists towards Moli Hong.
Mo Lihong was stunned, her eyes widened, and she looked at Lin Hai carefully, but she had no impression at all.
Involuntarily, Mo Lihong frowned and said majestically.
"Who are you? Have I seen you?"
Lin Hai suddenly showed a displeased look and said towards Mo Lihong.
"The king is so noble and forgets things. He doesn't even remember me."
"I wonder if the King of Growth is here, but as long as he is here, he will definitely know my identity!"
Moli Hong scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.
"I really don't remember."
"Wait a moment, I'll ask my elder brother to come over and identify you."
After saying that, Moli Hong turned around and shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Brother, someone broke into Nantianmen without permission and said he knew you."
"Come and take a look!"
"Stop talking nonsense!" As soon as Mo Lihong finished speaking, an angry voice sounded.
Then, a strong wind blew by, and a figure that looked similar to the red color of the magic gift appeared in front of Lin Hai.
"What does it mean that someone who breaks into Nantianmen without permission knows me?"
"You want to kill me for such a big crime!" Moli Qing scolded angrily.
Mo Lihong looked confused and said in shock.
"Brother, what do you mean by this?"
"I've been so mad at my four brothers for a long time, how can I get killed again?"
Phew~
Mo Liqing stumbled, almost falling to the ground, and said with a speechless expression.
"You are a pig, and when I say I, I mean me!"
Moli Hong was even more surprised and said with a look of disbelief.
"Brother, how did you become me?"
"Aren't you the eldest brother?"
"Who the hell are you, you've confused me."
"Just stay there!" Moli Qing was so angry that he pushed Moli Hong aside.
Mo Lihong frowned and touched his head, with a confused look on his face.
"Who is it, the eldest brother or me?"
"Why can't I turn around?"
Lin Hai was on the side, holding back his laughter until his face turned red.
Damn it, that familiar feeling is finally here.
These four generals of the Demon Family are just as funny as the ones in the Heavenly Trading Group.
"Ahem!"
At this time, Mo Liqing coughed twice, looked down at Lin Hai with his hands behind his back, and said majestically.
"Who are you?"
"If you have nothing to do, leave quickly. If you break into Nantianmen without permission, you will lose your life!"
Lin Hai raised the corners of his mouth, smiled playfully, raised his eyebrows at Mo Liqing, and said mysteriously.
"King of Growth, do you really not remember me?"
"Tang Bohu's "The Picture of a Hundred Women at Night"..."
Lin Hai stopped mid-sentence, then with a smile on his face, he cast a look that you know at Moli Qing.
Mo Liqing's body trembled suddenly, he thought for a moment, and then his eyes suddenly widened.
Pointing at Lin Hai, he said with a shocked expression.
"You, you are...a little confused fairy!!!"
"Hahahaha, it's better to increase the king's memory!" Lin Hai laughed loudly.
Then, he nodded seriously towards Moli Qing.
"Yes, I am the little confused fairy."
As Lin Hai spoke, he took out a box of Zhonghua cigarettes from the demon refining pot.
He quickly took out one and handed it to Mo Liqing.
"Heavenly King, come and smoke a flower!"
When Moli Qing saw the cigarette, his eyes suddenly lit up and he was very excited.
"Hahaha, you can't be wrong, you are such a stupid little fairy!"
Mo Liqing quickly reached out, took the cigarette, and then stuffed it into his nostrils.
Buzz!
With a click of his finger, a ball of flame spurted out, lighting the smoke.
"It's cool, it's cool!"
"Hahaha, it's been a long time since I smoked!"
"Little confused fairy, your cigarettes are a luxury item in heaven!"
"Only during the Queen Mother's birthday, I had the opportunity to smoke a few."
“What a pleasure!”
Mo Liqing twitched his nose vigorously, with a look of intoxication on his face.
"Forehead……"
Lin Hai was standing aside, holding a lighter in his hand, looking at Mo Li Qing, his mouth closed in shock.
After a long time, Lin Hai's mouth twitched and he asked in disbelief.
"King of Heaven, do all our gods in heaven smoke like this?"
When Mo Li Qing heard this, he couldn't help but look strange and said in surprise.
"Yeah, if you don't do it like this, how can you do it?"
"Isn't it just putting the cigarette in your nose, lighting it, and inhaling hard?"
"Oh, by the way, wealthy people like Taishang Laojun and the God of Wealth don't smoke like this."
Lin Hai became more and more curious and asked while holding back a smile.
"Then how do they smoke?"
Mo Liqing smacked her teeth, looked envious, and sighed.
"They have money, so they smoke two at a time."
"Put a cigarette in each nostril, it's such a cool comparison!"
puff!
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Lin Hai couldn't bear it anymore, he couldn't help but cover his stomach and laughed loudly.
Damn, these guys are too funny, right?
He actually smokes through his nose.
Originally, I thought Taishang Laojun and God of Wealth were smarter and knew how to use their mouths.
Unexpectedly, these two idiots actually stuck a cigarette in each nostril.
Two-pronged approach, why are you pretending?
Lin Hai was also drunk. These guys really deserved the word "teasing"!
"Brother, little confused fairy, why are you laughing?"
Seeing Lin Hai smiling so exaggeratedly, Moli Qing couldn't help but asked with a strange look on his face.
While speaking, his nose twitched and smoke rings erupted, which immediately made Lin Hai laugh even harder.
"Nothing, nothing, just seeing you, I'm so happy!"
Lin Hai took a lot of effort to hold back his laughter, his face turned red from holding back, and he said to Mo Liqing.
After hearing this, Moli Qing patted Lin Hai's shoulder heavily, and then said with a lewd expression.
"It's hard to find a confidant. I'm very happy to see you!"
"Are you free tonight? I got another picture. How about we study it together?"
puff!
Lin Hai twitched the corner of his mouth and rolled his eyes speechlessly.
You're such a close friend, who do you think your brother is?
My brother doesn’t have time to study a certain field of knowledge with you, a grown man.
"No, no, I have something else to do, let's do it next time!"
Lin Hai spoke quickly and refused.
Mo Liqing suddenly showed a look of regret on his face and sighed.
"That's such a shame."
"Brother Tianwang, I won't chat with you anymore, I have something urgent to do." Lin Hai straightened his face and said towards Moli Qing.
"If I have a chance, I'll treat you to a drink!"
After saying that, Lin Hai took a step forward and was about to enter Nantianmen.
"Wait a moment!"
Seeing this, Mo Liqing suddenly stretched out his hand and stopped Lin Hai.
Then, he said seriously.
"Brother, public is public and private is private."
"Please show your token when entering and exiting Nantianmen." Lin Hai frowned upon hearing this.