Chapter 104 The Campus Bully

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Chapter 104 The Campus Bully

Just as Lin Hai returned to the villa, Ah Hua ran over with scars all over her body.

"Damn it, you didn't fight with other dogs to snatch the bitch?" Lin Hai was startled.

A Hua glanced at Lin Hai with resentful eyes, and said in a crying voice: "Father, stop talking sarcasticly, it's because you peeked at the female ghost's body and then ran away by yourself, but she took it out on me, you It doesn't look good to beat me up."

puff!

Nima, what is peeking? It’s obvious that he ran out without clothes, okay?

But thinking of Chu Lin'er's furious appearance, Lin Hai was still a little apprehensive.

Regardless of her, anyway, with the mahogany sword, she can't hit herself.

"Lin Hai, you little thief!" Chu Lin'er's angry voice came out as soon as he entered the room.

"Hey, what are you shouting for? You took the initiative to run into my room naked and blamed me!" Lin Hai looked confident.

"You, you..." Chu Liner's chest heaved in anger.

"What are you? Don't accept it? Hit me if you don't accept it, come here, hit me here! Can you hit you?" Lin Hai patted his chest in embarrassment.

"Bang!" As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Hai was kicked in the chest, and flew up and hit the wall.

"Fuck! What's the situation?" Lin Hai was confused.

Nima, my brother has a mahogany sword, didn't this Chu Lin'er couldn't hit him before?

By the way, why didn't the mahogany sword emit that white light?

Suddenly, Lin Hai remembered.

Grass, Taomujian was polluted by Hu Wei before, how could I forget this stubble!

"Didn't you ask me to beat you? This princess beat you into pieces of paper today!" Chu Lin'er struck Lin Hai one after another.

Lin Hai held his head, feeling so bitter in his heart.

Your sister, I finally know that if you don't do anything, you won't die.

Why do you say that you are stimulating this aunt?

"Hu Wei, damn it, you uncle!!!"

Thinking of this violent beating, it was all because Hu Wei polluted his mahogany sword, so Lin Hai cursed angrily.

"Bang!" After fighting for a while, Chu Lin'er kicked Lin Hai into the corner, and collided with Ah Hua.

"You are one person and one dog, sit there honestly and reflect on me!" Chu Lin'er finally managed to let out a sigh of relief, left a word, and left.

Lin Hai squatted in the corner, looking at me and I looking at you with Ah Hua, all of them looked bitter.

"Father, based on my countless experiences with bitches, I'll give you an idea. If I find a chance to fuck her and become your woman, she won't dare to flinch."

"Fuck your sister!" Lin Hai kicked the unreliable dead dog aside.

Fuck, living in the same room with this violent female ghost, it's okay to have no self-defense.

Lin Hai thought for a while, opened WeChat, and contacted Zhang Tianshi.

Little confused fairy: Zhang Tianshi, the mahogany sword is polluted, what should I do?

Zhang Tianshi came back quickly.

Tianshi Zhang: What was it polluted by?

Little Confused Fairy: The first saliva of a ghost.

Zhang Tianshi: This is easy to say, just wash it with dragon saliva and it will be fine.

Little Confused Fairy: Where is the dragon saliva?

Zhang Tianshi: Look for the Dragon King (a weird expression on the back)

Little confused fairy: Don't you have three guarantees for your mahogany sword? (a teary emoji)

Well, Zhang Tianshi just ignored him.

Damn it, old man!

Lin Hai raised his middle finger.

One of my friends happens to be the Dragon King of the East China Sea, so I'll see if I can ask him for some dragon saliva.

Little confused fairy: Dragon King, can I have some dragon saliva? Thanks, thanks! (a kneeling expression at the back)

Dragon King of the East China Sea: 1 tael for 1000 merit points, no bargaining!

Lin Hai rolled his eyes, Ma De, don't say 1000, brother's 1 merit point is gone.

Little Confused Fairy: Can I owe you first? (a poor expression on the back)

Dragon King of the East China Sea: I'm busy, don't make trouble if you don't buy it.

puff!

your sister! Lin Hai felt slanderous in his heart.

Ma De, I just want some saliva from you. As for it, if it’s not useful, I don’t want to give it to him for free, and my brother thinks you are dirty.

Lin Hai thought for a while, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

Grass, I thought you had the dragon saliva, Ma De, brother, go find little Nezha!

Little Nezha is the master who slays dragons at the slightest disagreement. Isn't it trivial to get some dragon saliva?

Thinking of Nezha, Lin Hai remembered the bellyband that saved Liu Xinyue's life.

I said before that I should thank little Nezha, Lin Hai felt that he could not break his promise.

After leaving the villa, Lin Haibin thought as he walked, what gift should I give Nezha?

Carrots too? Grass, obviously inappropriate.

When mentioning carrots, Lin Hai suddenly remembered that he still owed Golden Flower Boy a carrot, and he promised him that he would give it to him after saving Liushan.

How about giving little Nezha cigarettes too?

no!

Lin Hai thought of Nezha's little Zhengtai with a cigarette in his mind, and immediately shook his head.

Ma De, if you lead a bad child, the king of Tota can't go down to the world to chase and kill him?

What should I send?

Lin Hai walked while looking at the storefronts on the side of the road.

"Huh? One Piece animation?" Lin Hai suddenly found a book stall.

Damn, don't kids like anime?

Lin Hai immediately had an idea and bought a set of 30 copies of One Piece.

Back at the villa, Lin Hai sent a message to Nezha.

Little muddled fairy: Are you there?

Um? no response?

Little Confused Fairy: What about people, don’t you know how to fall in love? (a smirk at the back)

This time, Nezha came back soon.

Nezha: Don't talk nonsense, I'm teaching in the little fairy classroom.

puff!

Attend class? Return his little fairy classroom?

Lin Hai suddenly felt a little silly.

Little confused fairy: what class do you have?

Nezha: Learn Laojun's "Tao De Jing", it's boring to death. (a crying emoji at the back)

"Hahaha..." Lin Hai laughed for a while.

Thinking of little Nezha, so lively and active, but sitting in class, shaking his head and reciting the "Tao Te Ching", he suddenly felt full of joy.

Little Confused Fairy: I have a nice gift for you.

You sent Nezha the first volume of the comic "One Piece".

Nezha: "One Piece"? what's that? Didn't I hear it when I was in trouble?

Lin Hai burst into sweat.

Nima, don't bring the word "Hai", and just talk about Hai with you, okay?

Little Confused Fairy: Just look at it.

After a while.

Nezha: Thank you fellow Taoist, I like this book so much!

Lin Hai saw that the time had come.

Little Confused Immortal: Well, Third Prince, Xiaoxian has something to do, and I want to ask you for a favor.

Nezha: What's the matter? you say!

Damn, judging by his tone, it shouldn't be a big problem.

Little Confused Immortal: I need some dragon saliva, but now I don't have any merit points, look...

Nezha: Wait a minute, the tenth prince of the Dragon Palace of the West Sea, you will be in the same class as me.

Lin Hai was startled, what the fuck, this little Nezha wouldn't go there and slaughter those ten princes on the spot, would he?

If this is the case, the Dragon King of the West Sea can't afford to mess with Nezha, Nima can't help but fight for himself?

Although I am in the mortal world, who knows if these gods have any means to kill themselves thousands of miles away.

Just as he was thinking of telling Nezha a few words, WeChat rang.

Open it and have a look.

Ne Zha sent you a bucket of dragon saliva.

Nezha: See if it's enough. If it's not enough, I'll give them mouths and ask them to spit more.

Little Confused Fairy: Enough, enough!

Nima, this little Nezha is simply a super campus bully, if you want something, just ask for it with your mouth!

Just about to extract the dragon saliva, Ah Hua ran over.

"Dad, Dad, go watch TV!"

"Watching TV?" Lin Hai walked to the living room and was stunned after taking a look.