History’s Strongest Shopkeeper

Chapter 1350 I Am the Most Miserable

"It's really an eye-opener!"

Everyone in Wanjielou was stunned by the scene in front of them. Who would have thought that the majestic Tathagata Buddha, a veteran powerhouse of the eighth-level top realm, would go crazy with alcohol and cry bitterly in front of so many people at the banquet up.

At the same time, everyone looked at Patriarch Bodhi in a different way, filled with a sense of scrutiny. To what extent did the Tathagata bully the Buddha, and how much grievance was buried in their hearts, did they lose their composure.

In the banquet, there are shop owners, all employees of Wanjielou, and a group of customers with the most wealth, strength and influence in Wanjielou. There are also many customers watching the live broadcast. The Tathagata Buddha burst into tears when he said that, completely losing his composure .

If there is no grievance in his heart, the Tathagata Buddha would not cry even if he was drunk.

"Buddha, stop crying, go back and rest early."

Patriarch Bodhi said with an embarrassed expression.

As a casual cultivator living in seclusion in Hezhou, Xiniu, Patriarch Bodhi's mind is absolutely detached, indifferent and peaceful, except for the occasional shock when he enters Wanjie Tower, Patriarch Bodhi's mood generally does not fluctuate too much.

Now he is greatly embarrassed, he has never felt so embarrassed, and has the urge to leave early.

"If I don't go, I won't go... woo woo woo... I won't listen to you bad guy, I still want to drink... woo woo woo... ·····Get me a drink..."

The Buddha pushed away the hand of Patriarch Bodhi, but unfortunately he was so drunk that he was so weak that he had no strength for a long time, and he couldn't move the hand of Patriarch Bodhi at all.

"Bodhi Patriarch, you hit me, you hit me again... I won't get back with you... woo woo woo woo..."

The Tathagata Buddha fell to the ground, rolled on the ground, and burst into tears.

Patriarch Bodhi, "········".

Everyone, "...".

"The Tathagata Buddha is not the only one who drinks Hongmeng Lingjiu, right?"

Meng Hao, Han Li and the others looked at the Tathagata Buddha who was writhing and rolling on the ground, and a bad thought arose in their hearts.

Hongmeng Lingjiu is a tenth grade spirit wine, even the Tathagata Buddha, the leader of Buddhism, couldn't resist the temptation, let alone other people.

Before the Tathagata Buddha drank Hongmeng Lingjiu, he definitely didn't know that drinking Hongmenglingjiu could still get drunk, and how drunk he would lose his composure. It was no different from the state of ordinary people getting drunk.

"Boom!"

Suddenly there was a sound of violent contact between the palm of the hand and the table, and there was a sudden explosion.

"You useless Tathagata Buddha, get up quickly, don't embarrass our Buddhism."

The floor sweeping monk with a flushed face slammed the table, bristling with anger, staggeringly pointing at the Tathagata Buddha, scolding.

"I won't get up, I won't get up, woo woo woo... You are also a big villain, and you look down on me."

The Tathagata Buddha heard the words, the splashing on the ground became more violent, rolling back and forth on the ground, choked up and said.

"I am the Tathagata Buddha,... woo woo woo woo... I am the..."

"You are just the Tathagata Buddha of one world... I am the Tathagata Buddha of Wanjielou, you have to listen to me... I am the real Tathagata Buddha!"

The floor-sweeping monk staggered to the Tathagata Buddha, staggered to and fro, and said loudly.

It's just that he was too drunk, and his speech was a little intermittent.

"You... Tathagata Buddha? You bully me too. When I become stronger, I will beat you too... woo woo woo woo..."

The wailing Tathagata Buddha froze for a moment, then continued to cry.

"Why am I so unlucky? Everyone bullies me... woo woo woo... I'm dead..."

"Get up, get up...it's too embarrassing..."

The floor-sweeping monk bends down to pull up the Tathagata Buddha who is splashing on the ground,

It's a pity that he was also too drunk, not only did not pull up the Tathagata Buddha, but because of his physical imbalance, he threw himself on the Tathagata Buddha.

"How dare you hit me in Wanjielou... woo woo woo... I fought with you?"

The Tathagata Buddha felt a huge object pressing on his body, and found that it was the floor sweeping monk lying on him, with an angry face, roaring loudly, and a pair of big hands grabbed the floor sweeping monk's head, trying to grab his hair.

In the end, I grabbed it a few times, but I didn't catch anything. Instead, it slipped down, and I couldn't help grabbing the monk's ear.

"Are you trying to take away my position as the Buddha of Myriad Worlds, I won't give it to you..."

The sweeping monk was furious, turned over and rode on the Tathagata Buddha, grabbed the pouty face of the Tathagata Buddha, and said aggressively.

Shaolin Temple Buddhists, "·······".

Everyone in Wanjie Building, "...".

"Cough cough cough... Shopkeeper, I'll send them back first."

Among the customers who attended the banquet this time, there were customers who had a good relationship with the Monk Sweeping Monastery. Mr. Yu of the Three Realms Hunyuan Group stood up, and his steps were a little vain, but his mind was still clear.

Mr. Yu was also drinking Hongmeng Lingjiu. After drinking Hongmenglingjiu, not only did his mana increase, but his energy and spirit improved in an all-round way, as if he was sublimating. The special feeling was even more refreshing than the level of improvement.

He had only drank half of the glass of Hongmeng Lingjiu in his hand when Mr. Yu was startled by the sudden howling of the Tathagata Buddha, and hastily put down the wine glass in his hand.

He couldn't imagine how ugly he would be when he was drunk?

Especially looking at the Sweeping Monk and the Tathagata Buddha who were wrestling together, he was even more lucky, and felt a little grateful to the Tathagata Buddha, so he planned to send the Tathagata Buddha away at the same time as the Sweeping Monk.

"I won't go, woo woo... I won't go, don't you want me to participate in the banquet, I want to become stronger... woo woo... I want revenge, and so do you Bad guy, I won't go..."

When the Tathagata Buddha heard that Mr. Yu was going to take him away, he let go of the ears of the sweeping monk, and his crying became louder.

Although he was so drunk that he didn't know what he was doing, the Tathagata Buddha still didn't want to leave.

This is like ordinary people getting drunk and unwilling to leave the wine table no matter what.

"Mr. Yu, I'm not leaving... You don't know how much pressure I have. I want to become stronger. I want to be the Buddha of all worlds. I can't be snatched away."

The floor-sweeping monk stretched out the fat face of the Tathagata Buddha, and when Mr. Yu came over, he shook his head again and again.

Boom!

"Why are you crying? I am the one who suffers the most"

There was another loud slap on the table, and Hongjun in the black robe, who had been lowering his head and drinking the Hongmeng Lingjiu, suddenly stood up, his face was normal, but his body was weak, and he let out a loud cry, as if he had exhausted all his strength, and fell on his back. down.

Everyone at the banquet, "...".

Everyone watching the live broadcast, "······".

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