Twenty One, Rachel: Help!
"Hi Saperi..."
The door was suddenly opened, and Harleen Quizel led a suitcase and jumped into the house.
She hooked her foot playfully and closed the door, her eyes fell on Rorschach who was walking into the room with Rachel in his arms.
Harleen greeted the two warmly and said, "What are you two playing, can you bring me one?"
OK! OK!
Luo Xia was elated when he heard this, but Rachel was a little unhappy, as if someone had interrupted her good deed, and asked, "Why are you back?"
"Why can't I come back? The two of us are renting together. Have you forgotten that is my room?"
When Harleen entered the room, she saw the delicious food on the table at a glance, and immediately screamed excitedly: "Wow, I just didn't have dinner, you must not have the heart to watch your lovely senior sister starve, right? My lovely little pudding, then I'm not welcome."
Suddenly interrupted by Harleen, Rachel was a little embarrassed and continued to enter the house with Rorschach.
The main reason is that the sound insulation effect of this rental room is not good, and the sound and movement of the next room will be heard clearly by the other party.
This is simply... Taishe is dead!
"Senior Harleen, your room hasn't been occupied for a long time, why don't you go out to stay in the hotel tonight, and I'll clean up the room for you tonight, and you can come back tomorrow, is that okay?" Rachel suggested.
But Harleen's mouth was full of food, and she said nonchalantly: "What's the matter, to tell you the truth, in order to study a perverted murderer, I bought the guards and let me live in a dirty and smelly prison. I was locked up with that perverted murderer for a few days..."
Hearing this, Rachel was incredulous: "Ah, then... did that perverted murderer do anything to you?"
"He coveted my beauty at the beginning, but since I kicked his ass, he has become a lot more honest, and he never dared to have any thoughts about me, and even cooperated with my research very much." Harleen Kui Zell showed off excitedly.
The corner of Rorschach's mouth twitched.
So, Harleen Quizell is the one who is even more perverted than a perverted murderer!
Worthy of being the future Harley Quinn!
Seeing that Harleen didn't want to avoid it, Rachel turned to look at Rorschach, her sad little eyes seemed to say, why don't we go out and live!
Rorschach nodded, yes, yes!
Turn left on the third street ahead, and there is a love hotel with various themes.
Among them are some more stimulating (xiu) and (chi) themed rooms. Luo Xia originally thought that he and Rachel needed to build a deeper comrade-in-arms relationship before they would have the opportunity to experience some unusual attempts.
I didn't expect to have the opportunity today.
Senior sister Harleen is such a nice person!
"Senior Harleen, Rorschach and I went for a walk, you have to be obedient at home, and by the way, wash the dishes after eating." Rachel ordered, and went back to her room to get her ID card.
Harleen's hands gnawed on the grilled lamb chops suddenly stopped.
She didn't want to wash the dishes, but she was reluctant to stop, "Where are you going to play, can you wait for me for a while, take me with you after I finish eating!"
Rorschach looked expectant.
At this time, Rachel had already gone back to her room to get her ID card and a beautiful knife, and said with a smile to Harleen, "We're just going downstairs for a walk, and we'll be back soon."
"Okay, you guys have to come back quickly, I'm scared at home alone!"
Harleen made an expression of aggrieved kitten.
Rachel couldn't help but rolled her eyes, you'll be scared, hehe, the perverted murderer will be scared when he sees you, Harleen Quizell, who will make you a dog, just kidding!
"I promise, I'll be back soon."
Rachel was MMP in her heart, but she still had a smile on her face.
I will be back soon?
nonexistent!
With Rorschach's combat prowess, there is no chance for us to meet tonight, my dear primary school sister!
Rachel pulled Rorschach out, and the door was closed with a bang of 'Peng'.
In the room, Harleen held the grilled lamb chops in one hand, and a bowl of black-bone chicken and sea cucumber soup with wolfberry and sea cucumber in the other.
He took a big gulp of the soup, and then burped.
"It's delicious, but...why do you feel a little hot in your body? I have a fever?"
Harleen wiped her forehead with her hand, and twisted her body unconsciously, but Harleen didn't pay much attention to it, and continued to gobble up the kidney tonic package that Rorschach specially prepared for Rachel.
A love hotel three streets away.
In a certain room, the singing of ghosts and wolves could be heard throughout the night.
Anyway, it was a love hotel, so it was already noisy at night, with singing voices of various styles and melodies, Rachel simply let herself go, and sang to her heart's content in the hazy moonlight.
"Hou Li Crab, whose singing voice is so loud, is someone killing pigs?"
"Is this normal? This is the first time I have lived in a hotel like this. Is there any problem, or... call the police!"
"The noise has been going on all night. Let no one sleep. I'm going to call the police!"
...
The surrounding tenants complained, especially the male compatriots, because most of the male compatriots were dissed by the female companions, saying something like 'you look at others, you are looking at yourself, don't you feel ashamed'.
Fortunately, Rachel's solo concert lasted until half past one in the morning.
However, what was even more tormenting was that after only two hours of rest, the soprano voice that drove people crazy began to resound through the night sky again.
Rachel's house.
Three streets away, Harleen couldn't hear the voice over there. She was still awake at this time because she couldn't sleep.
"It's annoying!
"
Harleen buried her head in the pillow, maddened.
"Ugh... this pillow stinks!"
Before covering her head with a pillow for a long time, Harleen smelled a rotten saury.
It is worth mentioning that this pillow was brought from Rachel's room.
Harleen, who is illiterate, clearly has no idea what it smells like.
I just feel sick.
Going to the bathroom to wash her face, Harleen noticed that her face was very red, an abnormal redness.
As a top student who graduated from medical school, Harleen instantly understood why she couldn't fall asleep.
"Damn Rorschach, you actually poisoned my old lady... No, he wasn't targeting me, he was targeting Rachel!"
Harleen immediately realized that she appeared suddenly, and Rorschach might not have known in advance that Harleen would be back today, so all this must be a conspiracy against Rachel.
"As expected, I was not mistaken, Rorschach is a pervert, a pervert!"
Harleen gritted her teeth and scolded almost, and suddenly the anger on her face was swept away, and a ecstatic smile appeared on her face, and she laughed loudly: "However, I like it, hahahaha..."
After laughing for a while, Harleen hopped into Rachel's room, found a dress that Rorschach was wearing today, picked it up and smelled it.
Taking a deep breath, his expression was extremely intoxicated.
"Is this the smell of super abnormality, it's so intoxicating!"
…………
The next day, the sun rose.
Rachel was woken up by the alarm clock of her mobile phone. She struggled to get up from the bed, and with two huge dark circles under her eyes, she staggered into the bathroom.
She was like a walking corpse, sitting on the toilet in a numb manner, staring blankly at the ceiling.
back pain...
leg hurts...
sore throat...
My whole body hurts everywhere.
I no longer have that worldly desire.
There is only an empty heart without any dust left.
At this time, Luo Xia also came to the bathroom.
After seeing Brother Rorschach, Rachel subconsciously covered her underline, her eyes were terrified, and she tremblingly said:
"Don't come here, I don't know you, if you dare to take a step closer to me, I will call the police..."
"Help, Sha Ren..."