Chapter 46 Classmate Shuhang, You Have Recently...

After returning to the dormitory, Song Shuhang opened the door and whispered: "I'm back. ()"

No one responded to him.

No one is here?

He looked down at the shoe cabinet again. The leave request note was gone, and his roommate had already handed it to the teacher.

"Has the get out of class not ended yet? I remember that there are four classes in the afternoon, but Teacher Renshui has not been discharged from the hospital since her legs were broken, so there should be only two classes this afternoon, right?" Song Shuhang thought to himself.

Could it be that those guys went to the place Yangde rented outside the school again?

That's good. If they're not here, it will be more convenient for the pharmacist to come and receive the 'Flying Sword Message' without having to worry about being noticed by his roommates.

While thinking about it, he took off his shoes and prepared to enter the bedroom.

At this time, the sound of conversation came from the dormitory bedroom.

"Gao Moumou, please, you are the only person I know who has experience in getting along with a girlfriend!" A neutral but crisp voice sounded.

"So, what on earth do you want to say to me? Stay away from me, your expression is disgusting now! Just say what you have to say, I'm still waiting to go out and have something to do." Gao Moumou replied.

In front of him was a mixed-race, blond student wearing the uniform of Jiangnan University Town!

At first glance, he (she) should look like a sunny and handsome girl, but if you take a closer look, you will feel that he (she) is more like a beautiful transvestite?

This is a human being whose gender cannot be determined just by looking at her appearance.

Now this classmate whose gender is unknown has a look of dissatisfaction with desire. As he spoke, he approached Gao Moumou.

Gao Moumou put his hand against this classmate to limit the distance between himself and him - if it weren't for the fact that this guy had grown up with him since childhood, he would have kicked him away.

"That's right, I have a date with Xiaomei today." The classmate of unknown gender said with a smile.

Xiaomei, this seems to be a girl’s name, right? So this classmate should be a ‘he’?

Gao Moumou said calmly: "Oh, isn't that great?"

"Then I held hands with her, I was so happy." The classmate rolled on Gao Moumou's bed excitedly, looking very excited.

Gao Moumou: "Okay,

I can understand your excitement. However, I'm really in a hurry. Can you jump right into the topic? "

"Gao Moumou, you are so ignorant and rigid! So obviously we are childhood sweethearts, but you have never been able to fall in love with me. It is obvious that our two elders had the idea of ​​​​getting along with us when we were young." The classmate complained.

"Zhuge Yue, please get straight to the point." Gao Moumou rubbed his temples vigorously.

"Okay... Actually, it was my first date with a girl, so I was very nervous. As a result, my body became stiff. When I held hands with Xiaomei, I used too much force on my palms. Xiaomei's palms seemed to hurt. It was a big failure!" Zhuge Yue! Looking depressed.

Gao Moumou no longer knew how to answer.

"Tomorrow, I have made an appointment with Xiaomei again. This time, I am going to kiss her! But I have never kissed before, and I am afraid that I will hit Xiaomei's teeth with excessive force, and she will be very upset. It hurts." When Zhuge Yue said this, his eyes brightened and he stared at Gao Moumou.

Gao Moumou didn't know why, but his heart slowed down for a moment, and an ominous feeling came to his heart: "So, you came here to ask me about my kiss experience?"

"Ah, that's true from a certain point of view. After all, among my good friends, you are the only one who already has a girlfriend. You must have kissed her many times."

Gao Moumou nodded, he couldn't deny this.

"So please let me kiss you, teach me how to kiss, so that I can have a better experience!" Zhuge Yue said with a fist.

"Wait... wait, did I hear something wrong?" Gao Moumou shuddered as he looked at the nervous childhood sweetheart in front of him.

"Let me kiss you, a French wet kiss." Zhuge Yue shouted.

"I'm sorry, I refuse. I'm not gay, and I already have a girlfriend. Please find something to chew on to practice, a pillow, a pillar, whatever you want!" Gao Moumou firmly objected.

"No, I've tried pillows, inflatable dolls, but I don't feel anything at all. I want to have real people's wet lips and practice! Especially tongue entanglement, please, Gao So-and-so, among my friends, you are the only one who can help me!" Zhuge Yue begged sincerely.

"Then let me show you a clear path. Two blocks away from the campus, the girls there have excellent oral skills. I guarantee you will learn a good **** that will make your girlfriend *****." Gao Mou Someone pointed out a clear path.

"Impossible, I will never feel sorry for Xiaomei! And I have mysophobia." Zhuge Yue refused: "So, Gao Moumou, help me. Don't worry, we are so familiar with each other, there will be no problem. Moreover, I also prepared plastic wrap, if you are really shy we can practice with the plastic wrap first!"

"Even if there is plastic wrap, I can't help you! Your brain is flooded, and my brain is still normal. You can't be sorry to your girlfriend, how can I make my girlfriend sad? So it's absolutely not possible, you are dead. Come on! Hey, wait, what are you doing? Uh-huh!"

Then there was the sound of Gao Moumou struggling fiercely, mixed with the sound of things falling.

When Song Shuhang heard this, his calves trembled. Damn it, Gao Moumou’s virginity will not be lost, right?

As a good roommate, should he go in to help at this time? Or should you wait quietly outside for Gao Moumou to be violated before going in to comfort him?

After thinking about it, he felt that he should compromise and wait two minutes before going in?

After all, what if Gao Moumou is a tsundere and says he doesn't want it, but his body is honest? Wouldn't he ruin his good deeds?

More than a minute later.

When Song Shuhang was still debating whether to enter the house, the bedroom door was opened.

Zhuge Yue, who had short blond hair and a satisfied look on her face, pushed out the door with a rosy face.

Song Shuhang's eyesight was now very good. With just a glance, he could clearly see the lifeless face on the bed with dull eyes, as if Gao Moumou had been spoiled.

When Zhuge Yue opened the door, he suddenly saw Song Shuhang standing outside the door with a troubled look on his face. He (she) was stunned for a moment, the proud smile on his face quickly faded, and a shy blush crept onto his cheeks - he (she) actually knew how to be shy?

"Haha, are you over? Young people are so affectionate." Song Shuhang imitated the pharmacist's laugh, trying to gently brush the matter aside to avoid embarrassment.

Zhuge Yue blinked and immediately showed a hearty and generous smile. He (she) extended his right hand to Song Shuhang: "Hello, my name is Zhuge Yue. I am Gao Moumou's childhood sweetheart."

"Hello, I am Gao Moumou's roommate, Song Shuhang." Shuhang stretched out his hand and shook Zhuge Yue's hands cautiously. The hands are very delicate and the palms are very small, so it is inferred that the person is more likely to be a woman.

But when I saw Gao Moumou in the bedroom, he looked like he was being played badly - if he was forcibly kissed by a girl, he wouldn't be so bad, right? So Shuhang immediately felt in his heart that Zhuge Yue was more likely to be a man.

"Nice to meet you. Gao Moumou is a bit proud and has a very awkward personality. Please take good care of him." Zhuge Yue said with a smile, very ladylike.

If we just looked at her current performance, who would have thought that she forcibly kissed Gao more than a minute ago and completely ruined him?

"That's too polite. In fact, I received more care from them." Song Shuhang replied with a smile.

"Speaking of which, I seem to have heard of classmate Song Shuhang's name somewhere?" Zhuge Yue blinked and began to think.

Song Shuhang: "Probably not. This is my first time meeting classmate Zhuge Yue."

"No, my memory is correct. I should have heard your name somewhere." Zhuge Yue frowned and thought hard.

After a moment, Zhuge Yue suddenly clapped his hands and said, "I remembered it! - Classmate Song Shuhang, have you offended anyone recently?"