Chapter 287: There’s No Such Thing as the Hardest, only the Harder.
"How is it possible that you can learn my physical training technique just by looking at it?" Joseph's eyes widened. He was obviously just a hateful gorilla. Why did he have such a strong learning ability!
At this time, the strong gorilla opposite shook his head, and finally... actually gave Joseph a middle finger! This is definitely not the first time they have seen humans, and they have learned a lot from humans.
"Arrogant, it was just the simplest warm-up!" Joseph gritted his teeth, then took a deep breath and began to perform the second form of "Time is Calling", the meridians-relaxing and pulse-activating fist.
Well, Joseph came up with the name himself, and it’s actually just ‘stretching’!
Joseph stood upright first, then punched upward with both hands, palms forward!
Then, half squat, punch downward with both hands at the same time, palms facing back. After finishing, stand up, punch upward with both hands, and then punch downward with both hands. After punching, move your left foot forward into a lunge. At the same time, raise your arms from the front to the sides, turn your fist into a palm, and raise your head slightly.
When finished, return to an upright position. Take a deep breath and exhale!
The strong gorilla stared at Joseph and scratched his head.
The corners of Joseph's mouth rose - the second pose is much more complicated than the first pose. Gorillas are just orangutans after all, so they can't learn the second pose, right?
But at this moment, the strong gorilla did a backflip, stood upright, and then - punched upward with both hands, palms forward!
Then, squat down half-squat, punch downward with both hands at the same time... Finally, the strong orangutan returns to its upright position. Take a deep breath and exhale! Even the movement of exhaling has been learned by it.
Still just like the first time, all Joseph's movements were perfectly copied!
After doing it once, the strong orangutan looked unsatisfied.
Suddenly, it waved its hand vigorously.
Behind him, more than fifty gorillas seemed to have received the signal. They began to beat the ground with their hands and feet rhythmically, and chanted rhythmically: "Roar! Roar! Roar! Roar! Roar!"
Amidst this roar, the strong orangutan began to do the second set of 'stretching exercises' again.
Moreover, its speed is getting faster and faster!
The roars of the fifty or so gorillas behind him became faster and faster.
to the end,
The gorilla grew three times faster than Joseph. Did the second set of ‘stretching exercises’.
The triple-speed drawing of a strong gorilla looks like fast-forwarding a video...
After doing it again, the strong orangutan raised his hands in the air.
Behind him, more than fifty gorillas cheered in unison...
The strong orangutan spins like a king and accepts the cheers of the apes. A living giant gorilla.
Finally, it turned around again, moving its lips slightly and blowing air from its nostrils, a gorilla version of a 'disdainful' expression. appear vividly in front of everyone.
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Behind him, the people surrounded were completely confused.
They don't know what kind of expression to use to show their messed up hearts - it's 70% fear, 10% depression, 10% surprise and the last 10% A mixed mood of confusion.
Miss Lu Fei asked cautiously: "Sister, is this... a dance battle?"
Sister Lu was silent for a moment: "It should be Douxiu Gymnastics? By the way, what kind of gymnastics is this?"
"It's "The Times Is Calling". I checked it out online." Miss Lu Fei replied.
When she saw the video posted by Zhuge Yue on the campus website, she went online to check which radio gymnastics set Joseph was doing. After comparison, she determined that it was "Time is Calling".
Hey, thinking of Zhuge Yue, Lu Fei immediately searched carefully for people - sure enough. Zhuge Yue and Zhuge Zhongyang are not among the crowd!
Song Shuhang, Tu Bo, Gao Moumou and his girlfriend Ya Zhu were also not in the crowd.
Lu Fei recalled that before the plane crashed, Zhuge Yue and Zhuge Zhongyang were about to go to the cab to see Song Shuhang's condition.
Apparently, a few of them got separated from the plane and the big group.
"Time is calling? It turns out it's this set... How many sections does this set of gymnastics have?" Sister Lu asked.
Lu Fei thought for a moment and replied, "Ten sections in total."
"Is there only ten knots..." Sister Lu looked around.
The circle of more than fifty gorillas is as tight as a bucket. Unless you put on your wings and fly out, there is no room for escape.
In this way, after the foreign uncle has finished ten exercises. After the gorilla has finished fighting him in gymnastics, it's time to start attacking again, right?
We must find a way! Find a way to escape before Uncle Joseph completes ten exercises.
Sister Lu tried her best to calm down.
While she was thinking crazily, Joseph was already doing the fifth session of 'breast expansion exercise'.
Because the strong gorilla is using the 'gymnastics acceleration' skill. Joseph worked hard and began to do gymnastics faster. Therefore, we reached the fifth quarter in the blink of an eye.
Sister Lu scratched her hair in distress: "Damn it, in the face of absolute strength superiority, no strategy will be of use."
No, keep going like this. Uncle Joseph's ten-section radio gymnastics will be done soon!
At least think of a way to delay for a while, so I can come up with an escape idea!
At this time, Lu Fei on the side suddenly shouted to the more than 20 surviving passengers: "Excuse me, does anyone know how to do hip-hop or something?"
"Hip-hop?" The passengers were stunned at first, and then their eyes lit up!
Yes, this group of gorillas seems to be very good at and likes to imitate human movements - this can be seen from the strong gorilla club and Joseph's "fighting gymnastics".
In this case, maybe going up and doing hip-hop dancing or something can also attract the interest of the gorillas.
Moreover... some moves in hip-hop are very difficult, and it is difficult for a gorilla's physique to imitate those moves. There are even some movements that might cause confusion among the gorillas and give everyone a chance to escape!
"I will!" At this time, a voice sounded.
Everyone quickly looked towards the sound... and saw Uncle Hei being tied up and saying proudly: "I am a hip-hop master!"
Well, maybe the black uncles are all good at street dancing.
But it's useless even if you are the overlord of hip-hop now. You are tied up like a pig, and a gorilla is holding the other end of a strong rope. No one dares to go up and untie you!
"Ahem, why don't you let me try it." A fat man stood up and said with a wry smile: "I also learned hip-hop when I was young."
But then... after he started working, he never went out to dance hip-hop again. Because he has a family and needs to support it. He can no longer be as wanton and crazy as a young man.
The once nimble body has gradually gained weight due to work, and the level of hip-hop dancing has become somewhat rusty...
"Brother, come on!" At this time. The cute young lady encouraged the fat man.
The fat man took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, mustered up the courage, and walked behind Joseph.
He only waited for Joseph to finish the ten-quarter broadcast gymnastics before he went up to take over. Do a few street dances and see if you can interest the gorilla and imitate the dance.
It would be best if it can arouse the interest of the gorilla. If not... the ending goes without saying.
"I don't know what kind of movements my current body can do?" the slightly fat man thought to himself, and he secretly began to move his body.
Maybe this will be the last time he dances in his life.
Being able to end my life with the hip-hop dance I once loved...maybe, it's also a good ending.
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A few minutes later.
Joseph finished the last section of "The Time Is Calling", the 'Organization Movement', at nearly eight times the speed.
He was trying his best to speed up, and his hands were dancing like afterimages.
Fortunately, he has been doing exercises 30 times a day for more than a month. Only by turning this set of "Time is Calling" into instinct can we achieve such a fast speed.
The gorilla opposite stayed in place seriously, watching Joseph complete this set of actions. At eight times the speed, if it's not looking hard enough, it's going to miss a few beats.
After Joseph finished, he panted and stared at the gorilla in silence.
After reading "Strong Gorilla", he thought for a while.
Then it stood up - swish, swish, swish! It completed the 'organizing movement' at ten times the speed.
After completing the 'cleaning up movement' at ten times the speed, the strong orangutan continued to greet the cheers of the apes like a star.
Joseph sighed secretly.
"Father Wet. I tried my best." Joseph said.
It's a pity that he hasn't developed his sense of energy yet, and he hasn't become a true martial arts master yet... What a pity.
"Brother, you did a great job. I'll take over next." At this time. The fat man behind him silently stepped forward and patted Joseph on the shoulder.
Joseph looked at the fat man in confusion.
The fat man stepped forward and faced the gorillas. He stretched out his hand and made a provocative gesture like a fighting dance.
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The strong orangutan looked at Joseph on the side with confusion, and then at the fat man with confusion.
At this time, the slightly fat man started to dance wildly.
He is dancing with his life what may be the last dance of his life. All kinds of movements that he didn't dare to do before were actually performed by him to a superb level this time!
The slightly fat man felt that his dance was undoubtedly the best one he had danced in his life.
Behind him, the survivors cheered, which was an affirmation of his dance.
At this time, the strong orangutan tilted his head, and the look of confusion on his face became more and more intense.
After a moment, it scratched its head.
Then, it patted a gorilla next to it that was slightly shorter than its own kind but equally strong.
The stocky gorilla stepped forward.
It rushed towards the fat man who was still dancing!
Then... it knocked the dancing fat man unconscious with one blow.
Then he took out the rope and tied him up skillfully...
The cheers of the crowd were immediately cut off, and people were stunned... unable to speak for a long time.
Hip-hop dance, unable to attract the curious imitations of gorillas?
Why can broadcasting gymnastics arouse the curiosity of orangutans? Why!
The stocky gorilla dragged the fat man back to the group.
Then, the strong orangutan in front raised his hands and slapped his chest hard with his fists. His eyes were fixed on Joseph.
Fighting spirit!
"Is it possible to just go all out?" Joseph secretly thought.
Then, he roared to embolden himself. He rushed towards the strong orangutan without hesitation...
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the other side.
Wenzhou City, Baiji Road, Song Shuhangjia.
Aunt Li's house next door was suddenly relocated yesterday. It is said that a rich man bought her house at a price that Aunt Li's family could not refuse.
The wealthy man couldn't wait to move in today.
Taoist Yunwu hummed a song, holding some small gifts in his hand, and wandered towards Song Shuhang's house.
He rang the doorbell of Song Shuhang's house.
Soon, Mrs. Song came down and opened the door.
"Hello, who are you looking for? Huh? Is it you?" Mother Song looked at Taoist Yunwu and called out. Isn't this the seriously injured patient that Song Shuhang picked up a few days ago?
Later, the patient ran away overnight and took a sheet from her home with him!
"Hello, sister, it's me, my name is Li Yun." Taoist Yunwu showed an honest smile: "Thanks to the help of little brother Shuhang a few days ago, my injury quickly recovered. This time I I came to thank you. Besides, I just bought a house nearby, and we are neighbors from today on."
After saying that, Taoist Yunwu enthusiastically handed over the exquisite little gift.
After Song's mother received the small gift, she saw Taoist Yunwu's honest smile - she immediately had a good impression of him.
"It's great when people are here. Why don't you give me a gift? Come in and sit down." Mother Song said with a smile.
"Then I'll politely ask for a drink of water." Taoist Yunwu continued to laugh naively. What was he looking for? The idea is to enter Song Shuhang’s house and rub the ‘enlightenment stone’ on Song Shuhang’s body so that he can break through the current fifth-level minor realm!
After entering the house, Taoist Yunwu did not see Shuhang.
He smiled and asked casually: "Hey, little friend Shuhang isn't at home?"
"Oh, he went out for a trip with his friends in the dormitory early this morning. It is said that he is going abroad to a holiday island. Young people are like this. They can't stay idle during the summer vacation. They always want to go out and play." Song's mother held the cup The tea came up and he smiled.
Went to play... and also went abroad to play? !
What a coincidence!
Taoist Yunwu was completely stunned.
Fortunately, he is still a monk who has lived for hundreds of years, even though half of his life has been sealed. But he still has a lot of experience in adapting to changes.
When Mother Song didn't notice that he was in a daze, he continued to show his honest smile: "Then when will he come back? I left in a hurry last time, and I didn't even have time to thank him in person."
"As little as seven or eight days, and as much as ten days and a month and a half." Song's mother replied casually. Song Shuhang was talking about a vacation that lasted about seven days, but if he met that girl Yu Rouzi, maybe it would be a holiday. Take it longer!
Taoist Yunwu's mouth twitched.
Damn it, he has visited dozens of houses overnight these days, committed forty or fifty major theft cases, finally saved a sum of money, and couldn't wait to buy a house near Song Shuhang's house - he is so exhausted It’s tiring work, what are you doing?
The picture is of Song Shuhang’s Enlightenment Stone a day earlier!
But now, Taoist Yunwu feels that he will never love again. (To be continued.)