Chapter 302 I No Longer Understand Your World
Daniel, who has been listening to the magic sound for a long time, is busy writing a paper on his computer. This is the final exam of a course. Awesome Literature Network
"Murder?" Daniel didn't raise his head, "The photo is too hot, so you have a nosebleed, right? How about it, let me help you call the police and let them catch that ****?"
"Is that okay?"
"Of course, you just said that you are going to see Satan right away, and your last wish is to have sex with her. I believe that beautiful lady will give you a chance."
Stiller rolled his eyes and muttered something.
"I'm serious, Daniel, a murder is really going to happen, come and see."
Daniel frowned and raised his head. After carefully analyzing Stiller's expression, he still couldn't decide, "Send the link."
Shrugging his shoulders, Stiller copied the link indifferently, and then sent it to Daniel through f2f's message system.
This is a girl with wheat-colored skin, with a delicate and attractive face.
The text accompanying the picture is a bit hot, "Daniel, text me, I'm yours tonight."
If it's just like this, of course it doesn't constitute a bloody case, because now the world is full of such remarks, especially on Stiller's homepage. He recently met a lot of Berkeley girls, and now more than half of them have posted similar updates.
"Look down and see the reply, the one called Big Cock."
"Big~rooster?" Daniel repeated hesitantly. Maybe that gentleman had another meaning, after all, the meaning of the word rooster is very rich.
He scrolled down as he said, and sure enough, he saw this "big rooster", whose profile picture was...a big rooster.
"Vian, you bitch"
Looking at the time, Wei An replied to him almost a minute later.
"Shut up, little rooster, and go back to your coop."
"Fuck, I'm going to tear your x off."
"Bring a gun. Bitch."
"Oh~oh~oh~~" Daniel looked at the uncontinued conversation, "The big cock won't really bring a gun, will it?"
Although both mb and f2f are Daniel's industries,
But he has no experience with this kind of campus socialization, and he doesn't know that it's just a joke. Still really conflicted. Luckily, he has an expert on the subject, stiller ross is currently trying to launch a dating app on f2f like Mark vaughn did in The Social Network, and now in Berkeley's campus circles promote. If everything goes well, it can be promoted. But the app, named Love Love, was still very rough, so Stiller spent a lot of time on social networks, which was as much homework as Daniel writing his thesis.
"Normally not. Everyone is talkative, and Iraq can be destroyed by opening their mouths. If they really want to do it, the school will expel them, but" Stiller raised his eyebrows beggingly, "You know. Berkeley has a lot of money People of different beliefs, cultures and colors gather here, and if that big cock is a Japanese right-winger or an extreme Islamic believer, then anything can happen."
Daniel knew that in order to avoid offending some people with his "love love", Stiller also did some homework on campus culture. In general, Stiller is a very hardworking college student.
Frowning, Daniel knew that maybe he should clarify some things, but it was still unknown whether he could stop the spread of this activity. In fact, Daniel was not optimistic about the result. The main reason is that although things are still evolving around him, the point is that the girls’ unrestrained hearts need to be released, and maybe soon their invitees will expand from him to more handsome Hollywood guys, celebrities, even classmates and friends .
Regardless of the difference, Daniel communicated with Natalie in advance.
The Jewish girl far away in Israel also knows what happened on f2f.
"Didn't you know. Harvard has started the #把DanielOver" campaign?"
Silence, silence, Daniel was silent for a long time before he told Natalie about his decision. The managers of both sides were facing this problem, and one of them responded. The other party also needs a coordinated response, otherwise someone will lose face if they are not careful.
For example, if Daniel says, "We're just good friends, simple friends." And Natalie responds, "I don't know Mr. Sandler at all."
Then, of course, Daniel would be laughed at.
After hanging up the phone, Daniel updated an article on his f2f.
"Miss Natalie Portman and I are just friends and may cooperate in the future, but there really is no more relationship imaginable. My future partner does not know which school he graduated from, but of course I will never
Forever in Berkeley. "
The accompanying picture is a group photo of him and Natalie. There are a huge number of photos in his computer, and many group photos will definitely surprise people when they are released. For example, Kofi Annan, Secretary-General of the United Nations, President Clinton, his wife and their daughter, and legendary singer Michael Jackson. Last year, the Association of African Ambassadors' Wives awarded Michael and Daniel a "Humanitarian Award". They knew each other at that time.
These photos are stored in separate categories, and they will always be useful.
After posting this update, after reading a few replies, there are already dozens of replies within a minute or two.
"It's so nice to know you won't fall for Natalie."
"Natalie doesn't deserve you, you make me so angry."
"So you're still single? Why don't you click on my homepage and see my hot body?"
Daniel is used to this, so after thinking about it, he opened the link that Stiller sent just now.
Replied the sentence "big cock" below, "I hope you can cherish your beautiful girlfriend and bless you."
After thinking about it, Daniel felt that this should be enough to avoid major problems, so Daniel closed the page complacently, ready to do his homework again. But before he could log out, a reminder of new information started beating.
"Oh my god, that's crazy, are you Daniel himself? Ooooh, are you going to text me?"
"..."
Daniel felt that he might be self-defeating.
Soon, the big cock replied to Daniel, who then replied to his girlfriend Vian.
"Daniel, I love your "Bourne Bourne". It's so cool."
"Dear Vian, if Daniel sends you a text message, be sure to take me with you, at least bring me a signed CD, Daniel and I have a woman together, it's so exciting." To be continued.
ps: For the second update, I still ask for a recommendation ticket.
At the end of the month, if you have a monthly pass, throw me two, thank you.
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