Chapter 2008 A Sensational Moment in the History of Cosmic Games (Part 1)
"The relevant content is too complicated. I can only say that there are so many new and wonderful choices. () You deserve it. For details, visit the official website of Brother Abs, which I believe will be updated soon. Thank you."
He Ming smiled and waved in all directions before walking into the house. The fat man on his head immediately imitated one or two, not why he sometimes feels that Laodou is very strange in his young heart, but he also has the demeanor of a "big king".
He can only feel this "kingly demeanor" in his large number of pets.
The bag sitting on his head is still enjoying a life very hard: foodie.
He has learned to use his private space, and there is a private space in a string of sparkling Pokémon light super artifact-level beads on his snow-white and fat wrist. Of course, there are a lot of delicious food in it, so he will always have more than enough food in his hands. He is so relished that he believes that some food manufacturers even dare to pirate one or two copies. There is no way, the advertising effect is too good.
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In Chen Ziqi's house, He Ming is still the same. Although it's his first visit and he wears the aura of ab muscle brother, he still looks like a small person.
No matter what, he still regards himself as a passerby. He looks very close to the people, but actually believes that Chen Ziqi should know that this guy is a lonely dick. It’s just because of his previous private state, he thinks he is a lonely dick, because “loneliness” is an evaluation of others, it’s not that you think you are lonely, you are lonely, in fact, if you have a stupid face, then you are One idiot. That's all.
Those particularly beautiful things about me, if you say it, you are a braggart king with a mental illness, and if you don't say it, you are an ordinary person.
The sisters of the Zhou family, Mrs. Hua, quickly followed her followers, all kinds of girlfriends, and the younger wives were similar, each with their own circles.
A group of fat and fat lolis took their younger brothers and sisters who always occupied for a long time to eat, drink and have fun everywhere. They are very used to this kind of life, because the life at home is also like this, even private meal time is very lively. Going back to my mother's house with my mother is even more lively, like the son of the universe is displayed on a very huge stage.
Of course, I was a little unaccustomed to it, so I immediately sneered at it, but I could only get a lot of laughter forever.
The second batch of baby abs is even more powerful, but cuter and more delicate, and they will directly do it when they see delicious food. To fall asleep is to sleep directly in the food, not to mention the superman version of the hot super spicy beef soup, which is also very large, and drink it, grabbing the energy and falling asleep after eating it.
Countless senses lift all boats,
Then the super life's wonderful taste of spicy taste is also very touching, everything is just right. Enjoy without shedding tears - otherwise He Ming's acting would be perfect.
Fuck it, tears are actually blood, the body fluid of precious ultra life forms, how can you cry when you want? dream you!
After seeing Chen Ziqi and a running around like a little fat pig rushing towards all kinds of delicious fat loli, He Ming wanted to go home. Being the supreme leader is good for this. It's a great way to save face if you can come once - that's how he goes to a lot of banquets in one day.
But now the guests also know that the tempting Fat is too fat Lolita to stay, and if they don't leave, He Ming has nothing to do.
He Ming stayed and planned to find a place to eat, drink and play some games. The so-called work was naturally arranged by Hua Deliu, and he didn't need any effort from his old man.
After a while, Chen Ziqi came back again, and now she changed into a colorful and conservative sexy dress, presumably starting to prepare for the banquet. She was accompanied by her fiancé's current real husband. He naturally went through He Ming's best full set of services. According to the current situation and He Ming's experience, he is also a strong, elegant and polite little boy. He Ming thinks that it should be the favorite set of women who have lost their feet. .
He's not even oh, because in terms of type, what is he? The leader of the thugs most hated by women who have lost their feet. ( ) Gold medalist.
But in fact He Ming doesn't care much about appearance now, especially the appearance of men. It's not that some supermen don't want to look at it now, or because he is too narcissistic, he instinctively resists other bastards who instinctively know that he is more handsome than himself.
Rather simple. Brother Abs belongs to the category of creators that are seen the most. He Ming thinks that no plastic surgeon would think that his patient is particularly handsome, and he can only say that he is very perfect and proud.
This handsome guy doesn't even fit into that category, he's not up to the wow standard.
Chen Ziqi straightened his long hair and hurriedly said to He Ming: "Chief, do you want my husband to accompany you?"
"Thank you, but I don't need it. I'm a lonely wolf from the north, and I'm a lonely king living among the people. Well, go about yourselves."
The corner of He Ming's mouth curled up, a smile that Chen Ziqi knew was a coping dry smile, but it was very sincere and moving. At least she immediately knew that her husband's smile was bewitched, and she only gave a wry smile, and pulled her husband away. He must talk to He Ming No, there are only fewer and fewer Internet mobs who can talk smoothly with Brother Abdominal.
But their IQ was instantly killed by He Ming.
So He Ming is indeed lonely.
What a pity.
"Wow, Mr. Abdominal, hello... hey."
As soon as Chen Ziqi left, He Ming didn't know who the stunner and beauty came to the front again, but she hadn't finished talking and didn't show how attractive she was under the evening dress. In fact, the super moving and huge career line, He Ming disappeared instantly , leaving the sincere smile on it, looking back and smiling: "I'm sorry, I have to go to the toilet."
After wasting some time in the toilet, He Ming appeared immediately under the howling call of a fat Zhengtai Niu Niu. It turned out that Niu Niu's baby sister was very excited and spit fire, so let the self-proclaimed love and peace Niu Niu I was a little excited, but I couldn't stop it, so I had to invite my dad out.
He Ming's handling method is very simple. Although the time spent together is average, He Ming has already used his super wisdom to understand each baby's personality. For the fire-breathing girl, he only needs to take out some delicious drinking straws and pass them on, and the latter will immediately suck them. Get up, although the next moment will spew fire again at any time, it doesn't matter, anyway, I don't care anymore.
Then He Ming returned to the place where he ate and drank, he didn't have to go to his own dining table for the time being, the place was already occupied by his wives, and in the past, it must have been all kinds of time-wasting molestation. However, wives and wives will not tease him, even in private, because this is an imbecile behavior. Women like to tease men, but it is actually a failure, and it will make men disgusted. Why are old men the target of teasing girls? You can only tease me. I undressed.
Chen Ziqi, who had finished dressing up these days, came over again. This time I also followed a lot of people, her husband and probably family members, such as brothers and sisters, and her husband's brothers and sisters.
Chen Ziqi took a drink from the silver plate brought by the robot waiter and said to He Ming, "Do you have any arrangements for the chief's work recently? And what is the new operation just announced?"
He Ming also picked up a plate of delicious fried steak and ate it, like the unpretentiousness and gluttony of working people. Then shrugged: "I'll tell you that I don't know either?"
"Hahaha~" The people nearby quickly laughed, but they didn't take it as the truth. This is a great man!
Only Chen Ziqi knew that He Ming was telling the truth, but she was even more aware that this was not a problem for He Ming at all, if He Ming did it himself, my god.
Well, all kinds of work. The specific plan is still being processed by the chief's central optical brain.
"Ziqi, wow, my abs~"
From a further distance, some long-awaited super attractive beauties rushed forward one after another. Some of them are friends of Chen Ziqi, or just friends between their parents, but at the moment they are all pretending to be very affectionate, and they can perform some small tricks. Time movies.
But the director of the young age still can't bear this kind of beauty with super busty, especially big breasts and fat buttocks.
There are about a hundred of them. These people coming together already have a visually intractable situation for normal human beings or superhumans, thus affecting some kind of hormonal stimulation feeling. This principle is applied to the number of some girl groups must not be too many, especially sexy girl groups.
But He Ming's pretended smile was just to be polite to you, and he took a few polite glances at your career line, and he was immediately amazed, only to see his tall figure and impressive measurements. But she only wears a very delicate, noble and elegant evening dress, but the underwear is as thin as a cicada's wings, but it is very tight, protruding a pair of large breasts like bursting breasts, it is really life-threatening.
And look from behind. Their buttocks are very obvious. They belong to this era and are still large, very delicate and round, so don't mention the sexy snowy buttocks.
Don't talk about bending over, even if you twist your butt on purpose, it will be a thrilling waist and hip line. I believe some superhuman perverts really can't stand it.
In the end, they must be perfect, so the very slender beautiful legs are either wearing black stockings or nothing at all, but some evening dresses have skirt designs, and the short skirts are white and moving compared with a pair of super beautiful legs, really... ...the super stunner of the age.
He Ming suddenly smiled bitterly in his heart, my god, did I do something wrong? So beautiful, so pure, so hot, what you all use to dress up like a lost woman?
Well, I'll say actually I super like it? — Well, this is a small proof that the little brother immediately took control of him, so he changed his mind.
In fact, these beauties each have their own characteristics and stunning looks, so anyway, they belong to the beauties who possess the magic power of love and make people unable to look directly at them.
What I didn't expect was that the abs brother looked special - he was really a great man.
Great men are magnanimous.
However, the parties involved also felt a little defeated. He Ming's eyes were still how noble and charming he was pretending to be. In fact, his eyes glanced at the double vitals of his little brother from time to time, and he didn't find the real strong desire.
Although He Ming seems to be full of lust, he must be tempted, but he didn't have any fantasies, just normal people can understand and appreciate it.
This is unavoidable. Unless you're gay.
Peeping is so obvious now, in terms of eyes, that if a woman finds that the man she likes "looks" at her like this, then it is a dewy relationship, or getting married soon, and in more cases? Women are very upset.
Picking up girls has never been so smooth in the new style of communication.
But it's still necessary for men... You have a crush on someone, but don't expect him to respond enthusiastically like a horny chick in an American blockbuster.
If this happens, you will be very disturbed, unless you don't care whether you have a cuckold or not, and there are a lot of cuckolds.
But in the same way, don't treat wives, old mothers, or even grandmas like this, otherwise there will be bloody conflicts, or secret revenge from careful men. Like abs.
This kind of thing is really too much after Brother Abdominal draws a lottery.
A super stunner beauty looks like a pure virgin, and even He Ming can't tell whether the other party has been opened up by a man to have a precious garden or farmland. She used the extremely hot, white and tender career line as the background, and lightly opened the very beautiful rose lips - anyway, the lips of superman beauties are generally very beautiful, or after being processed by the abs brother, they are very beautiful rose lips.
This super stunner asked He Mingdao delicately: "Brother Abs, we admire you very much. Can we add your QQ?"
He Ming held the food with his mouth shrugged and spread out his hands, "My QQ has no complaints or regrets. I think of the QQ under the sunset that day, that is my lost youth."
"Hahaha~"
Be polite but still come up a lot, so more and more onlookers are laughing, although many men are all peeking at the ass of these tonight stars, just a few definitely on-point asses will not look much. That's the big guy's girl, you are not ab muscle brother and have nothing to do with ab muscle brother, so don't provoke me, don't believe in love and so on.
The super stunners and beauties also laughed, and the speaker said with a very innocent smile: "Brother Abs, what do you mean? Your qq has no complaints or regrets? The qq under the sunset that day?"
"It's nothing, I wouldn't talk nonsense if it wasn't for you and a pair of very punctual big girls." He Ming said in his heart, and still smiled slightly on the surface: "There is no reason, because my QQ is already old. Anyway, whoever wants to add it can add it (it is true, but it can’t be added). And if you want to contact me, please say to the sky, please say to the earth, ah, the hero is everywhere, he walked quietly Please call him, us, Lei Feng."
"..."
"Ha ha!"
Chen Ziqi couldn't bear it anymore. He sighed and said, "Okay, everyone, don't bother the chief, he is really busy. Please take a seat, the party will start soon."
Chen Ziqi's husband also helped guide the guests, but he screamed in his heart, my god, it's terrible, the goddess asked for the contact information of brother abs QQ and got some inexplicable words? A lot of my little brothers want the QQ of the goddess. How to export? Basically no play.
He Ming's communication methods known to humans on earth are only QQ, and the mailbox of Brother Abdominal's official website. But the latter obviously cannot chat.
This is also an important reason why the Penguin Empire has always been undefeated, behold. Brother Abs always uses our products!
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Eat quickly, because time is limited He Ming also wants to enjoy the delicious food, bullshit just now, oh, the promise has been made, He Ming knows that the future will be very busy even if he calculates with elementary school mathematics-it's very simple, a new operation will inevitably waste a lot time, or faster?
It all depends on Hua Deliu's arrangement.
But a group of people who were slightly unexpected to him appeared, Lu Wenjing, Lu Wenyi, and her husband's name Ji Tang, of course, a pair of twins of Lu Wenjing and a fat baby occupied by the twins, like He Ming's other babies, he always Is in two actions: stuffing food, chewing.
If you see Laodou, you want to hug him, but don't be fooled, if you really hug him, he will howl immediately.
He just wanted a symbolic hug.
He Ming hurriedly hugged Fat Zhengtai one on the left and one on the right to protect the baby who was also occupied. After failing, he continued to sit back and saw another person who was a bit surprised, wow, Situ Haoran?
These days, the crystallization of the last batch of birth storms has all come out, including the big and small Hao, isn't Situ Haoran celebrating everywhere now? Just one day before the earth time, he was in the celebration of Xiaohao, which is also the reason why He Xiaoqian's wife still stayed at home.
But Situ Haoran's expression was a rare kind of dumbfounding, so He Ming immediately saw that there must be a "big event"?
Cut, why didn't Hua De Liu tell?
As far as the redneck universe is concerned, hehe, everything is under control. Call me: Peep at the emperor's abs brother.
But time is limited, don't worry you won't be peeped by me.
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