Chapter 274 Taotie and Bazaar
"The current situation is normal and no trace of enemy troops has been found..."
"The spacecraft data is stable and has passed through the atmosphere..."
"No air response has been detected for the time being, and it is judged that the opponent does not grasp our landing position..."
Xihou stood on the observation platform at the top of the control room, looking at the blue sky outside the spacecraft and the endless sea directly below, and nodded with satisfaction.
"This planet looks very vital. There must be many living people. Then my god Karl can study it to his heart's content."
At this time, Basha, who was staying on the sea, noticed the spacecraft that was about to land and looked at it curiously.
"It seems that I was teleported by some kind of magic...to a certain place, or...a certain world..." Bazaar whispered.
"King, should we rest for a while first, or should we attack directly?" asked a Taotie soldier.
"Recuperate? Give them time to do defensive work? Stop being ink and go straight to the attack!" Shihou smiled disdainfully and ordered.
"King, they don't seem to be aware of our arrival. If they attack rashly, they may scare the snake." A Taotie dressed like a military counselor said worriedly.
"Haha... I'm afraid those arrogant angels have informed them a long time ago. Besides... to scare the snake, which snake is it? We will directly attack with the whole army and cover the entire planet. Can you tell me which snake is it? "Xiu Xiu looked at the military advisor playfully, and his tone was deliberately slow.
"Hmph~ Before you came, you said you wanted to rest for a while... and you said that it was better to prevent the angel from resisting. Now, the angel left for some reason, and you blamed me instead..." The military advisor was a little angry. Turning his back, he muttered quietly.
"I heard that when the king heard that angels were on earth, he went to the toilet several times the night before his arrival." The adjutant also agreed.
Of course, the two of them were talking in a low voice, and they definitely couldn't be heard by Qie Howl.
"That's not right. Didn't Wang cut off his penis a long time ago?" At this time, the soldiers on the side heard it and came up to ask.
"What you said... seems right, then why..." The military advisor seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
"Could it be that……"
At this time, a Taotie came over from the console.
"Strategic Advisor, the general manager said he wants to discuss the strategy of a full-scale attack with you." said the soldier who came from the console.
Seeing that business was coming, the military advisor stopped talking nonsense and hurriedly ran to the console, leaving only the adjutant and a gluttonous soldier idle.
"You said...what did the military advisor think of just now?" the soldier asked the adjutant curiously.
"How can we guess what the military advisor is thinking? Otherwise, we can all be military advisors. Okay, stop talking nonsense and get down to business. Otherwise, be careful of the king's punishment!" the adjutant scolded.
When the soldier heard this, his anus tightened immediately, because of the so-called king's punishment...
It is said that one day, a soldier failed to activate a laser cannon in time due to negligence of duty. As a result, when he invaded a certain planet, he failed to destroy the enemy fort in time, resulting in heavy losses.
Such a vicious dereliction of duty must of course be severely punished to maintain military discipline, so King Taotie personally punished the soldier...
Legend has it that that night, the soldier was called into Xie Howl's bedroom alone and did not come out for the whole night. He was dragged out of Xie Howl's room the next day.
It was so horrible to look at. It was said that his lower body was unconscious and even bleeding.
No one knows what happened that night, and no one wants to know. What everyone knows is that once a major dereliction of duty is discovered, they will be punished by the Taotie King, and those who are punished... will become paralyzed, and even... His speech will also become yin and yang weird.
As a crazy and obsessed Taotie who loves war and love, no one wants to become like that.
"Yes! Sir, I was wrong. I will return to my post immediately." The soldier suddenly panicked and ran away.
At this moment, the spacecraft suddenly shook violently.
"What happened?" Xihou immediately came out of the room and asked.
"King, the mothership seems to have been attacked." A soldier replied.
"Attack? The people on Earth probably haven't grasped our whereabouts yet. Could it be... angels?" Qie Xiu thought, his expression a bit grim.
If there are really angels left behind, it will be a very fatal blow to the Taotie army. If Howl has a void engine, there is no need to be afraid of these spicy angels, but the problem is... he doesn't have one! Karl said it would take some time to make one that matches the Howl...
"Huh? This is..." The technicians have brought up the external picture of the spacecraft.
Just below the fleet, I saw a blue monster that looked like a mermaid and a snake, constantly controlling the water flow to attack the fleet mothership where the Howl was.
"Is this an earth creature?" Qiuhou asked in disbelief.
"Don't worry so much, just fight back first!"
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After another wave of attacks, Bazaar stopped, looked at the inactive fleet, and thought with some suspicion: Is there no one on it?
It didn't take long for the Taotie to respond to her. Each muzzle adjusted its angle and was aimed at her. The flickering light inside heralded the coming attack.
When Basha saw the opponent starting to prepare for an attack, a glimmer of light flashed in her eyes.
"Mirror of Water!" As Bazaar chanted a spell, a circular mirror made of water appeared above Bazaar, wrapping Bazaar on the sea.
Finally, the Taotie Legion launched the first round of attack. Since the opponent only had one person, the mothership only used three laser cannons.
"Hmph, you don't overestimate your capabilities." Chihou looked at the laser shot and mocked disdainfully.
At this time, a magical scene happened. After the laser shot on the mirror above Bazaar's head, it suddenly disappeared. A second later, the laser, which was originally a pillar thick, instantly expanded three times and reflected back.
"This..." Looking at the huge laser cannon that was gradually approaching, Chihao was shocked and speechless.
"Activate defensive measures!" At this time, the commander standing aside quickly ordered.
As the blue energy shield appeared, the laser shot steadily on the shield, leaving a trace of cracks.
The shield of the Taotie Legion fleet is still very powerful. Although it was hit with a few cracks when we met...it didn't hurt.
"Hmm...it seems to have some kind of defensive magic." Bazaar looked at this scene and analyzed it silently.
Although the Taotie people are large and powerful, they cannot make a big fight when they first arrive. Spending so much time and resources on this unknown monster is not worth it.
So... as the king, Shihou gave the order to retreat.
Seeing the enemy's retreat, Basha didn't seem to want to stop it. After all, she had just woken up and was unfamiliar with this strange world. She needed to lurk for a while...
At this time, Ren Yi, who had been hiding in the sea for a long time, was not happy. I was feeling comfortable watching a movie, so why didn't I fight?
So... just when Taotie was about to leave Bazaar's sight, the Taotie Legion's mothership was attacked again. This time it was a powerful flame attack, which directly shattered the mothership's protective shield into pieces, and even affected the hull and spaceship. The surface was burned black.
The direction from which the flames came was exactly where Basha was.
Hey? I'm ignoring you. Are you excited?
Shihou was immediately annoyed and ordered to turn back and continue the beating!
Originally, Basha was planning to escape directly into the sea and leave, but suddenly...
A bolt of lightning suddenly struck from the sky and struck the sea next to Basha.
Looking at the cloudless sky, Bazaar directly targeted the Taotie Army that was about to disappear without even thinking about it.
"Stupid people... I am very merciful, but you are so ungrateful..." As she said that, several whirlpools formed around Basha...
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