Chapter 27 Unbearable to Look Back on the History of Pretense
The moment Shi Lei walked into the Alien store with his computer in his arms, Shi Lei struggled for a long time.
The first time I came here, I failed to pretend to be coercive. Although the clerk didn't say anything, I was very happy in the end and at least sold a machine worth more than 20,000 yuan, but Shi Lei still felt that his face was a little hurt by himself.
The second time it was a gorgeous counterattack, I swaggered into the door and blamed the poor waterproof ability of the computer, and then the monkey said that my brother was not short of money, and despised the computer configuration of more than 20,000 yuan, which was too ordinary and not enough. The clerk took away the most expensive computer in your store under the amazed eyes and adoring expression. At that time, there was a great joy of pretending to be successful.
However, just one day later, I came back with a computer that I had used for a few hours and returned it!
That's right, Shi Lei came to return the goods.
Although he hesitated, Shi Lei still took this step in order to help Sun Yiyi's mother pay for the medical expenses for the heart bypass surgery.
A little face problem, compared with a human life, it can't be called a problem at all.
Shi Lei took a deep breath and walked into the alien computer store.
It was the same clerk, the moment he saw Shi Lei, the clerk's pupils contracted nervously.
A picture suddenly appeared in his mind. This rich customer picked up a glass of water and poured it on the keyboard of the computer. The purpose was to test the waterproof performance of the alien laptop with the highest configuration.
It can't be true, can it?
The clerk still managed to squeeze out a smile and went forward.
"Sir, is there anything I can do to help you? Could it be that the computer was flooded again?"
Shi Lei shoved the computer in his hand into the clerk's hand, and said in a low voice with a rapid speed: "I remember that in your store, no matter online or offline, you can return the goods within seven days without any reason?"
Uh……
What kind of script is this? The typhoon is wrong! Could it be that I slept in the wrong position last night and haven't woken up today? ——The clerk secretly pinched his thigh, I'll go, it hurts so much, it's obviously not a dream.
"Sir, what do you say?"
"I mean, I remember that in your store, computers purchased online or offline can be returned within seven days without any reason?" This time, Shi Lei spoke faster and in a lower voice, even he himself felt ashamed, Fortunately, the mall has just opened at this moment, and there are no other customers in the store, and even the other shop assistants are still busy with their own affairs and have not come over.
"Sir, I don't quite understand...can you speak more slowly?" The clerk almost suspected that he heard it wrong, and it's not that there are no returns, but like Shi Lei, who bought two computers within two weeks, The first one was broken due to his own problems, and he didn't even bother to repair it, so he bought the one with the highest configuration. The clerk really couldn't believe that such a rich man would return the product. Did he come to play with me on purpose?
"Actually, you heard clearly, right?" Shi Lei said angrily.
The clerk sighed and said, "Is there something about our computer that makes you dissatisfied?"
Shi Lei scratched his head, and said, "There's nothing dissatisfied, just...just..." He couldn't say that he needed the money urgently, if he wanted to blame it, he walked too aggressively when he came here, pretending to be a bit too forceful Well, if he is more careful, the clerk probably won't have a deep impression on him, and now he won't show an expression like he has seen a ghost.
"It's not dissatisfaction. Your computer is still very good, but isn't your rule that you can return or exchange the product within seven days without any reason? In other words, as long as the computer is not broken and there is no obvious bump or the like, it will not affect the secondary sales. Is it possible to return the product without a reason?"
The clerk was completely confused, and after a long while he said: "It's true that the store rules are like this, but, sir, it would be best if you can give a reason, otherwise it will be a bit difficult for us, after all, you should already have this computer. Have you used it?"
Shi Lei waved his hands helplessly, thinking that he could only play a rogue, anyway, no matter what, he must return this computer today.
"After I took it back, I just turned it on, and it didn't work. When I woke up, I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, so I wanted to return the computer."
Well, this reason is really powerful! There is simply no more suitable reason than the word "unhappy" in this world!
The clerk thought for a while, and had to say, "Sir, if you want to return the product, of course you can, but we need to check the whole machine. If it is not damaged or disassembled, I can handle the return procedure for you."
"Okay, let's check!"
The clerk unpacked the package, first carefully checked the appearance, and made sure that there was no bump or sign of dismantling, then turned on the computer, checked the hardware configuration, and checked the battery cycle count to make sure the computer was still working. After failing to reach one battery cycle, Shi Lei finally returned the product.
However, during the whole processing process, the clerk looked at Shi Lei with strange eyes, making him wish that there would be a crack in the ground for him to slip in.
This shop is absolutely not allowed to come, it's too embarrassing, once the pretense fails, you can use the second pretense to save face, but this time, the embarrassment is thrown at grandma's house, as long as Shi Lei has a little way, They will never come. Right now, he just wants to smash his head to death on this computer worth more than 80,000—oh, after a discount of 71,000!
After the refund was completed, the bank card didn't arrive so quickly, so Shi Lei wasn't worried that such a big brand would blackmail him for 70,000 yuan. After the clerk said that the refund would arrive in the account within 24 hours at the latest, Shi Lei hugged his head and ran away in a disgruntled manner. wandered around the store.
Well, unless, unless the clerk is no longer here!
Before 24 hours, Shi Lei received a text message in the afternoon, saying that there was an extra 71,000 yuan in his bank card, and the current balance has reached more than 76,000 yuan, which is 3,000 yuan less. Mostly it was the money he gave for dinner yesterday and drinks at night.
As soon as the money arrived, Shi Lei immediately gained confidence, hailed a car and went straight to the garage rented by Sun Yiyi and her daughter who had been there last night.
When he reached the door, Shi Lei called Sun Yiyi and asked her to open the door, saying that he was at the door.
Sun Yiyi was obviously cautious when speaking on the phone, she said, "Brother Shitou, I'm not at home."
"Didn't I tell you not to go to work today? And it's only what time, why are you running out again?"
Sun Yiyi hesitated and said, "It's nothing, I'm just going out for a walk."
"Your mother needs someone to take care of her on the bed. Are you still running out now? Come back quickly! I'll wait for you at the door! When you come back later, tell me that I called you out. Don't let your aunt know that you left her and ran away alone." Get out. She'll be sad!"
Sun Yiyi was obviously conflicted, she said: "Brother Shitou, go back to school, I have something to do here, I'll be back soon."
"What can you do? You can't go to school. I told you that you are not allowed to go. Are you working part-time? Even if you are part-time job, when will you save enough money for your mother's medical treatment? Come back quickly !" Shi Lei couldn't help feeling a little angry when he saw Sun Yiyi faltering all the time.
"Brother Shitou, I really have something to do..." Sun Yiyi's tone was very evasive.
Shi Lei became angry, and his tone became very serious: "Yiyi, why are you so ignorant? No matter what you are doing now, come back quickly, if I don't see you for half an hour, I will knock on the door myself. Don't turn around again Make auntie angry for you!" After finishing speaking, Shi Lei hung up the phone.
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