Legend of Tomorrow

Chapter 111 [Meet the Boss! You Pig! 】

Guo Xu and Megan walked to the entrance of the park where they made an appointment, and saw Jason Statham in a black suit and white shirt.

He was dressed very formally but did not feel like a gentleman at all, because his beard had grown so much that it had grown all over his face. Even after shaving, there was a circle of green stubble. Coupled with his cold face that said, "What are you looking at?" A gangster.

Statham recognized Guo Xu, and even showed a smile on his face as if the arms (drug) transaction was about to be successfully completed, which made people feel scared.

Guo Xu smiled and greeted: "Hi, Jason, I've been waiting for a long time."

"Guo, nice to meet you, who is this?"

"This is Megan Fox, a newcomer in the entertainment industry." Guo Xu introduced the two of them: "Megan, this is my cousin Jason Statham."

"Hello." Megan glanced at Statham timidly, lowered her head, and swallowed.

This guy didn't look like a nice person. The pressure was so great that it became difficult for her to breathe. When she looked at Guo Xu again, she felt much more pleased. Could these two people be relatives? Are you kidding me?

It’s not surprising that the two have the same name as Meghan. There are many American fathers and sons with the same name, followed by the second and third names, and even more irresponsible ones like Mike Dunleavy. The father and son have the same name except for their middle name.

The three of them found a steak restaurant and chatted while eating. Megan became more and more cautious as she listened. She keenly discovered the "truth". Guo Xu's cousin was a British gangster and a "big boss" in a local area.

Statham introduced his background vividly. "My parents are the operators behind the black market. When I became an adult, I was in charge of the 'street theater' art operation on the streets of Oxford, London. Yes, it was an illegal private transaction."

If Guo Xu hadn't just heard his grandfather say these things, he would have been frightened by his face.

In fact, Statham's father is a tailor and his mother is an eighteenth-line singer. The family's main business is selling fake perfume, fake jewelry and things "that fell off the truck" near the streets of Oxford.

As for the artistic management of "street theaters", they are similar to the private illegal video parlors opened in small alleys in China, where adult movies are shown to make money. Guo Xudu suspected that Statham's baldness was because he was responsible for showing pornographic movies for a long time when he was young and masturbating too much...

Guo Xu didn't expose it and laughed at his cousin's serious bragging.

"Guy Ritchie found me through some special connections and invited me to play the leading role in his movie. I said I had no acting skills, but he said it didn't matter. It was a gangster movie. You just have to be yourself."

The gangster in the movie "Two Smoking Barrels" was played by someone else. Statham played a small gangster who liked opportunism and dreamed of getting rich every day, but he could only use playful language to sell stolen goods on the street. I was often chased by the police in the alleys of the neighborhood.

At that time Guy Ritchie wanted to find a new person to play the con man. During the audition process, Statham successfully sold Guy Ritchie some fake jewelry, which ultimately landed him the role. He is not performing, but doing his job in front of the camera.

Megan was so nervous that she didn't dare to look at Statham's face anymore. She had bad teeth but bad appetite.

Guo Xu quietly observed Megan next to him with his peripheral vision, and he had never seen her so honest before. He was so happy that he could hardly hold back his laughter as he covered his mouth with one hand.

After a while, he felt that Megan was timid and likes to think wildly, but he should not be frightened and go wrong. He could not let his old cousin continue to brag like this.

Guo Xu thought for a while and deliberately mentioned two MVs by the Scottish Wizards. The "big boss" cousin's face suddenly changed and he said in horror: "How do you know this?"

"Brother, we have to take care of each other from now on. Can I not know more about your past in advance?"

"Hahaha, yes..." Statham smiled softly, and the situation was very embarrassing for a time.

Those two MVs were very magical, and they were his past that he couldn't bear to look back on.

In "Comin' On",

He was bare-chested, wearing leopard-print shorts, and was smeared with golden oil. He danced behind the lead singer (a traditional family specialty) and performed Go Go Daning, which was popular at that time. It was like a Shaolin 18 bronze medalist.

In another song "Dream a Little Dream of Me", he also wears tight shorts and is covered in silver, dancing behind the lead singer and floating around.

Guo Xu smiled and said: "I mentioned this because I think your bald head looks great, you have a tough guy temperament, and it is easy to become famous."

Statham still has thinning hair now. When he had hair in the film, he was only a supporting role. When he shaved his hair, he played the leading role alone.

Seeing that Guo Xu's expression was sincere, and he didn't seem to be laughing at himself, Statham felt a little better: "You really think so?"

"Of course. You are very suitable for taking the route of a tough guy drama. You should be able to play killers, bodyguards, and special forces. I like you."

Statham made a rare humble statement: "I probably can only play supporting roles when I come to Hollywood."

"Everything is difficult at the beginning. When I entered the draft, I was still at the bottom, and she could only play a small supporting role next to the Olsen sisters in her last movie. But I firmly believe that the three of us will become famous in the future, and this day will not be too far away." Guo Xu said seriously.

Megan looked at Guo Xu in disbelief, and asked, "Do you really think I can be popular in the future?"

"No need for later." Guo Xu rolled up his sleeves, exposing the skin of his forearm, and moved it closer to her arm. "Compared with me, you are very popular now."

Megan raised her eyebrows and pouted.

Guo Xu put down his sleeves and said with a smile: "I'm just kidding, you pout again? It's easiest for you to become famous. You don't even need acting skills. You just need to find a suitable commercial movie to use as a vase."

Megan was stunned for a moment and grinned. "Oh ho ho ho, you satirize me for being ugly all day long, so you actually think I'm beautiful? You are so hypocritical."

"..." Guo Xu's eyes drifted to one side, and he tapped his mouth lightly with his right hand.

Is this an oversight? Shouldn't little girls bow their heads shyly when they hear such words? Your personality is too upright, right?

Statham enjoyed listening to their conversation. "Brother, Megan is very beautiful, you can't chase girls like this."

Guo Xu laughed twice. "I chased her? She was only 14 years old. I brought her here because her mother asked me to take care of her."

As soon as she heard the word "take care of", Meghan forgot about the nervousness of "facing the boss" and said angrily: "How dare you tell others that you take care of me? I usually cook and wash clothes for you, even the tableware." Wash it, you pig!”

Opposite the two of them, Statham's eyes became sharp. This was a sign of inspiration. For this reason, he was also called Statham with a murderous gaze! ?

Let’s begin, the bald man’s famous reasoning! "Do you two live together? And you are only 14 years old?"

The United States is a paradise for children. In order to protect the healthy mental growth of children and minors, the United States strictly prohibits sexual relations with minors. If it occurs, you will be prosecuted for sexual intercourse, which is a felony, even if the minor consents or even takes the initiative. .

Meghan quickly explained: "I live across from him, but he doesn't have the ability to stand on his own, so he pays me to do housework."

Guo Xu glanced at Megan, sighed and said: "Stop, OK, let's change the topic and don't discuss this anymore. This kid is mentally retarded and can't make jokes."

The three of them chatted about movies. Guo Xu suggested that Statham find more action movies to audition for. Statham thought it made sense and planned to shave off all his hair today.

Guo Xu couldn't help Megan with her film selection, and no one has asked her to film for the time being, because her acting range is too narrow. She is obviously very young, but she looks very mature, and there are too few roles suitable for her. In Guo Xu's previous life, most of Megan's movies were sexy vases. Now that she is underage, the crew would not dare to cast her in such a role.

After dinner, Guo Xu and Megan took a noisy walk home.

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