Chapter 833 No More Brains!

It's not really his fault.

You said that he is a tech geek with an IQ of 180, but his brain is much faster than that of a normal person. As long as there is a slight disturbance, I want to analyze it. As a result of this analysis, the end result is all kinds of entanglements, neither losing nor winning, and completely depressed. But if you don’t analyze it, does it look good to have a long head and a long neck?

"Only a heartless fool like the young master can be a prodigal son," Lucifer finally concluded depressingly: "Compared with him, I am not as good as me! Not everyone can be a prodigal son. Without that diamond, it would be better not to live with this porcelain..."

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Hong Dali on Earth smiled with a gleeful smile, and said heartlessly: "Hahahahaha, hahahahahaha! It's gone up! Finally it went back to seven o'clock. It's not easy, it's not easy. I was so scared that I broke out in a cold sweat. , I’m afraid…”

At the end, he said something that would probably make Lucifer angry to death: "Is it so difficult to be a prodigal? You don't even know how to spend money? Who is so stupid? It must be the idiot who picks up girls. If it had been someone else, he shouldn't have Will it be so troublesome..."

This is probably the first time since Lucifer was born that someone called him a fool...

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Although the loser lost more than 700,000 this time, overall, it was a great failure. The most important thing is that Lucifer was mentally hit hard. Now he understands that not everyone can be a prodigal, especially a god-like prodigal...

Among them, there are all kinds of whimsical ways to lose money and invincible luck. He is a heartless character who can take everything seriously. All three of these must be present before he can become a god-level prodigal like Hong Dali.

If any one of them is missing, it will definitely make people depressed to death, and there will definitely be no problems.

Back at the St. Heburg Hotel, Lucifer was like a defeated rooster, with his head drooped and listless.

Seeing his appearance, Ling Xiaoyi, who was sitting in the rear, immediately came up to him and pulled Lucifer to sit down. He asked in a low voice: "How about picking up girls? Can a prodigal succeed? Look at your appearance..."

"Forget it," Lucifer was so shocked that he held his head in his hands, just like an infatuated man who had just lost his love: "Sister Xiaoyi, I can't do the job of a prodigal son. It's too painful. This is simply not human. That’s what you did!”

"Huh?" Ling Xiaoyi was completely embarrassed: "Can't you be a prodigal? This, it seems, isn't that difficult?"

"Disaster.

Why is it not difficult! "Lucifer said depressedly: "Think about it, when we went to the casino, I went to spend money, not to make money. I didn't go for good things, but who can control luck in the casino? Get a good card. I can’t bear to give up right away. I want to win without any reason at all! But my purpose is to lose money. You said you can't win money if you have good cards. Isn't that suffering? It would be okay if I really had bad luck all the time, but obviously, my luck seems to be pretty good today... So, it's suffering! "

Ling Xiaoyi: "囧..."

She understood what Lucifer said. In fact, I don't blame him. As long as this casino is fair, there will definitely be luck, and it is impossible to lose from the beginning to the end. If you say you lose with bad cards, you lose, but you still have to lose with good cards, especially when you have better cards than others. It is definitely a kind of torture. Anyone who has gambled money knows that feeling.

This is just like Landlords. You have a big dragon, four doubles and two kings. In order to lose money, you have to place orders one by one. It can kill people. Don’t believe me, try it?

"But, if you don't help this prodigal son to ruin the young master's family," Ling Xiaoyi said hesitantly, "then what should the young master do?"

Li Yang also urged from the side: "Yes, pick-up man, for the sake of the young master, you have to endure it. You are the most suitable among us, and you won't be able to match anyone else."

"Is there really no one else?" Lucifer said with a sad face: "Being a prodigal son, my brain is a bit insufficient, or a bit too powerful and superfluous. Anyway, my brain is very messed up. I'm afraid that if I continue to be a prodigal, I will lose my IQ. Become a negative number..."

"It's better to go negative than to be in danger for the young master, right?" Ling Xiaoyi was helpless: "Otherwise, you think of us, others are really unsuitable. Li Yang has been with the young master the longest, and he is also a good candidate. But we are the lackeys. Even if we are granted gold equipment, we still don’t look like the emperor. Besides, it’s okay for us to charge at the front and do the work ourselves. If we don’t have the skills of the young master, what will happen if something goes wrong?"

In fact, this is not that she belittles Li Yang. The key is that Li Yang is a big loser. His usual starting point is the young master Hong Dali. If he calls himself the prodigal son, it won't be much fun.

"I always feel weak all over." Lucifer was super depressed: "Forget it, let's go next time. I'll work hard for the young master! I won't go with my brains next time. This should be fine. of."

"This is the best." Li Yang patted his chest in fear: "I really need to thank you very much, pick-up man. Oh, when you think about losing a good hand of cards on purpose, this is really not a human job..."

Lucifer is even more depressed...

In fact, when it comes to prodigal money, besides casinos, there are still many other things they can do. But the problem is that now that Hong Dali is not here, and without the backbone, they can't do many things.

For example, if you want to lose money, you have to have someone deliver the money-losing property to your door, right? But apart from Hong Dali, no one else has this characteristic. What else do you want to buy? - Buying something useful is not a waste, but buying something useless is what you want to buy? Nothing is missing...

So everyone was quite depressed at this time.

It seems that not everyone can be a prodigal son!

"Forget it, forget it," everyone thought for a long time, and finally Lucifer had to rush into battle: "I will lose money first. This is simple and straightforward. Other ways of losing money are not as imaginative as the young master. I just want to If you don’t come out, thinking about it won’t have the same effect as Young Master, so just don’t think about it, I’ll try to throw away my brain in the next few days.”

So in the next two days, Lucifer became even more depressed...

Now when he enters the casino, people in the Supreme Room will say: "Hey, are you losing money again? It's amazing. You deserve to be from a big family. This realm is different!" Or else: "Everyone, pay attention. That guy who comes here specifically to lose money is here again. This opportunity is not easy to come by. Everyone, hurry up!" "Yes, that big loser is here again. He wants revenge and complains - he is short of money at a fast pace!" There is also this: "That big loser who specializes in losing money is here again. Quickly form a group and trick him without explaining!" "Yes, yes, yes, if you don't cheat, you won't cheat!"

Lucifer was one of the top three warriors in the Holy Grail before. When will he be able to bear this?

He could hardly lift his head, and even Li Yang beside him couldn't stand it any longer. He whispered to the other thugs: "Hey, look at how much the pick-up man has paid for the young master? Wait until the young master comes back. , You have to say something nice to the guy trying to pick up girls!"

The other losers nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes!"

Just like that, for two full days, Lucifer gritted his teeth and lost all his brains. The last thing he wanted to do was to lose more than three million galactic coins, so everything went smoothly.

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On the other side of the earth, Hong Dali looked at the attribute points that were increasing little by little with a smile on his face, and nodded with satisfaction: "It's not bad, it's not bad, I'm finally on the right track. Oh, it's not easy. With these thirty With multiple attribute points, plus the original ones, I estimate that I can still hold on for another seven or eight days, not bad, not bad, hahahahahaha!"

Now nearly ten days have passed. During the first week, one health point was lost every hour, which was one hundred and forty-four points. For the next twenty-three days, from the 144th to the 720th hour, the health value will be reduced by one point every two hours.

Now the first one hundred and forty-four hours have passed, and more than four days have passed since then, and a total of more than two hundred health points have been consumed.

Hong Dali's basic health points were one hundred and ten, and then an extra two hundred and twenty were inexplicably saved his life. After deducting those and adding those of the past few days, there were still eighty-six additional attributes left. point. As a result, it was about to run out again, and I gained more than thirty attribute points. This time, it could last for almost ten days! Wa hahaha! Not bad!

"Come on, loser!" Hong Dali exclaimed excitedly, "As long as I spend more than ten million more, I can support myself until I can regain my freedom!"

Hong Dali was in a good mood. Tang Muxin, who had been accompanying him below, asked curiously: "Dali, what are you doing? Are you so happy? Is it a good thing? Tell me?"

"A good thing, definitely a good thing!" Hong Dali rolled his eyes. He couldn't talk about the system, so he quickly changed his explanation: "I feel that my whole body has recovered a lot. It seems that the problem is not serious anymore, haha!"

"Really?!" After hearing Hong Dali say that the problem was not big, Tang Muxin suddenly said happily: "As long as you are fine! Just as long as you are fine!"

As she spoke, her tears suddenly fell down, she wiped them away and said, "As long as you're fine, hehe..."

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On the other side, above Hongguang Star.

Yin Tian Zongfeng Wuhen, Jiang Qianxue and others landed on a plain with green grass. When the mothership stopped, they flew down in a small spaceship.

The length of the mothership they were traveling on was about two kilometers, all in order to take as few irrelevant people as possible. After all, people talk a lot, and the occurrence of the Golden Emperor Gu on the earth must not be leaked, otherwise there is no telling what consequences it will have.

So once they land at this time, the target is quite small, and the soldiers are happy and relaxed, working for the galactic nobles. Apart from anything else, as long as they can win the battle, the benefits are definitely indispensable, so every one of them is in a good mood.

This plain has beautiful scenery, green grassland, and green river. Some small animals graze and walk here leisurely and happily.

It's just that the moods of Jiang Qianxue and the other three are a bit complicated.

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