Chapter 594 Let's Do It and Cherish It
Hong Dali: "Eh? The sky started to lose dog legs again?" Opening it, he was stunned: "Guan Jiaci?! Who is this person?! How could he be loyal to me to a hundred?"
As a result, before he finished wondering, the system rang again: "There is one more dog leg affected by the halo."
Damn, another one? !
Soon, in about ten seconds, there was another sound, and there was another one!
Hong Dali was full of curiosity: "What's the situation today, the sky started to drop dog legs again? Is there such a good thing? And this time it fell so fast?!" "Novel" novel chapters are updated the fastest
This time Hong Dali was really curious.
To say that his previous loyal dog legs were considered normal. Some chiefs with strange backgrounds also told themselves later. But what is the situation now? Crackling and dropping dog legs like dumplings? ! In such a short time, there are already more than a dozen people, and the number is still increasing!
Just as he was thinking about it, the system said again: "There is one more dog leg affected by the halo."
Hong Dali rubbed his chin and thought for a while: "It seems that this really requires me to form a dog-legged army! Well, this one is still, hehe, anyway, there are too many lice and don't bite, wait for those with attribute points to upgrade the halo skills. !"
He was thinking about it here, and everyone over there was basically full. Not to mention, this stewed vermicelli with cabbage, served with rice and groundwater pumped up from the well, was really comfortable after eating.
Of course, one gold brick is definitely not enough for these people to eat so much. Hong Dali resolutely rewarded another 100,000 yuan as a subsidy for each family, so the villagers in the entire He'an Village burst into laughter and paid 100,000 yuan. For Hong Dali, the gap between his teeth was not enough. But for the villagers of He'an Village, four to five thousand yuan per family is enough to keep them busy for a year or two!
Now that everything is almost done, the reporters are also getting ready to work.
A reporter boldly asked the mysterious man for instructions: "Leader, well, should we publish today's report, or should we interview Master Dali?"
Generally speaking, the mysterious man, the number one person in the kingdom of heaven, has come, so the reports are not ordinary and can be posted casually, and you must ask for instructions. Otherwise, it is rash to get the report up. It is estimated that it is not far from being invited to drink tea...
In fact, ordinary little reporters would not have the opportunity to directly talk to the mysterious man, the first person in the kingdom of heaven, but fortunately, Hong Dali is here, so as long as things are not too excessive, the mysterious man, the first person in the kingdom of heaven, will still give To save face, of course, this face is for Hong Dali.
Ordinary little reporters... Enen. Everyone understands.
"En. Today's events can be reported, but don't exaggerate." The mysterious man nodded in agreement, and then touched his chin. Chief Chong said: "Let's leave it to Dali first, we have to go back quickly and hold a press conference about this time and Hong Dali's future mission arrangements."
"Eh? I still have a mission?" Hong Dali asked strangely, "Well, sir, what mission do I have?"
"Little bastard," the mysterious man leaned into Hong Dali's ear, and whispered, "From now on, you will be considered as an imperial envoy. With your ability, you can control animals. All kinds of magical ideas emerge one after another. If I say you have the power to kill first, Do you dare to mess around with those corrupt officials that we didn’t notice?”
What he said makes sense! If you think about it carefully, this is really the case!
We can control animals now, let’s not talk about anything else, just secretly take pictures of someone’s private discussion, when no one is around, it’s the easiest time to tell the truth, if this is photographed...
Hey, I told you to engage in those sneaky things, are you dumbfounded this time? ! Let's find dogs and chickens to control!
"What, isn't that a bit bad?" Hong Dali scratched his head in embarrassment: "I'm not a peeping tom..."
"Brat, I didn't tell you to do this every day," the mysterious man scolded with a smile, "It's deterrence, deterrence, do you understand?"
Well, this makes it clear. To put it simply, it is to introduce Hong Dali's ability to everyone in the whole heaven. In this way, even if Hong Dali doesn't make a move, the people below must be worried. Where is Hong Dali...
"Oh, it's just to scare people, that's right." Hong Dali nodded: "I like this, hehe."
"Okay, these reporters want to interview you, so you can do whatever you want," seeing Hong Dali agreeing, the mysterious man got up and said, "Wu Di, let's go back right away. The matter is urgent and we must strike while the iron is hot." Don't forget to tell the reporters: "Make Dali's image better, this time the interview is for the people of the whole country to see."
Then Hong Dali decisively snapped his fingers: "Remember to play the mosaic..."
You bastard, I haven't left yet, so you sing against me! The mysterious man resolutely disagreed, and reached out from his pocket to take out the sunglasses that he would occasionally wear, saying: "Wear sunglasses, you will look like a fugitive with a mosaic and this outfit..."
All the people around were stunned: "God, the first person gave me all the glasses he wore himself. This time, Master Dali is really... one person is under one person and above ten thousand people!"
Everyone in the Resource Chamber of Commerce also knelt down completely, and many people exclaimed: "God, those glasses... those are the glasses given by the first person!"
The boss has already said that, and he gave away all the glasses he was wearing, so what else can he say, Hong Dali said dejectedly: "Okay, okay, then I will suffer a bit, so I can wear big sunglasses..." The glasses How much meaning does it represent, this product is actually at a disadvantage!
Everyone thought in their hearts: "Mahler is a master, and I want to suffer too! You are clearly a good-looking guy who is getting cheap!"
Fortunately, they had a light meal with Hong Dali just now, and the relationship between them has been shortened a lot. Hong Dali doesn't show any impatient expression now, if he doesn't act now, when will he wait?
And so the interview began.
In the camera, Hong Dali is unkempt, but wearing a pair of very dazzling big sunglasses, especially the crowd around him. The strong contrast highlights how awesome he is, so many reporters sighed: "Oh, this starlight is so dazzling that I dare not open my eyes to see it. Master Dali is simply invincible!"
Of course, no matter how much you sigh, interviews still have to be interviewed. This time, the matter was caused by charity, so it is natural to ask about charity first.
A reporter asked: "Master Dali, how did you come to this village to take a look? Did you plan to do charity when you came here?"
Hong Dali: "Oh. That's right. In fact, I just want to spend some money. I just saw people from the Eleven Characters Association mentioning this village on the Internet. Anyway, I just thought about spending money, so I came here. .”
Look at you look at it. What a simple idea!
The reporters rushed to record: Prodigal Zihong's big spending of money is charity. Charity is all about spending money. This is the realm of the prodigal!
Reporter: "Master Dali, may I ask that you were still in Hui'an Province yesterday, but you came here today. It's more than 800 kilometers away, did you catch a plane overnight last night?"
Hong Dali: "We took the plane, but it didn't come overnight..."
Reporter: "Is that a special plane?"
Hong Dali: "It's about the same, the fighter jet is sitting, sudu is coming soon..."
The reporters were sweating profusely, and it was true as the legend said, and began to record again: Master Dali went out in style, and ten fighter jets were on standby!
This meal was not in vain!
Reporter: "Master Dali, just now we asked the villagers that the supplies brought by the Eleven Characters Club are not worth 400,000 yuan at all. What do you think about this matter, Master Dali?"
This is the highlight. Eleven characters will lie about the price of goods, which is absolutely fatal. All the reporters pricked up their ears, and it depends on how Hong Dali answers.
"Well..." Hong Dali said nonsense in a serious manner: "Charity is easy, but word of mouth is not. Let's do it and cherish it..."
Look at it, look at it, how hard Young Master Dali said, charity is easy, word of mouth is not easy, and you can do it and cherish it, this must be decisively included in Dali's quotations!
After asking about charity, the reporter asked again: "Master Dali, it's like this. We heard from the villagers just now that the original village chief in this village is not a thing. After you came today, you will soon replace the village chief with him." What's your opinion on this matter?" He was afraid that Hong Dali might say something wrong, so he quickly added: "I believe that Young Master Dali will have a very bright opinion. "
This is regarded as a reminder, if the answer is brighter and more positive, the people of the whole country will watch it!
Fortunately, although Hong Dali is usually messing around, he is still very reliable at critical times. This guy lit a cigarette coolly, took a puff pretendingly, and began to express his feelings seriously: "If there is light, darkness is indispensable! But there will always be darkness." In the past, the light is ahead!"
Warm applause from the audience!
After Hong Dali said this, he quickly got up: "It's too uncomfortable to be so serious. I'd better hurry up and figure out where to lose money. The other one also needs to take a good bath. This body stinks..."
The reporters hurriedly told the cameraman: "This episode is cut off, don't broadcast it!"
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When all the dust settled, according to the instructions specially issued by the mysterious man, the video of Hong Dali's private interview on Weibo was edited by professionals and finally put on the Internet.
So at 6 o'clock that night, a video called "Daily Weifu Private Interview" completely filled the entire Internet!
The entire video is 136 minutes in total. The producer also specially added opening and ending songs for this video, and after careful editing and light and shadow rendering, although it is based on the cameras of Wangcai and Laifu The angle of view, but it seems that it has the effect of a gorgeous story blockbuster!
From the beginning when Hong Dali played the role of a beggar, to successfully infiltrating the enemy, to finding out the enemy's news, and finally to the mysterious man falling from the sky, the story of the whole film is compact, with ups and downs and thrilling ups and downs. But it's all happening in reality...
Serious nonsense is the most loving thing, ask for a monthly ticket!
Woke up last night and got fucked up! (to be continued...) ()