Chapter 178 I Have Special Recitation Skills
Ah, it's Sunday again, so of course I have to prepare for the list.
So two updates will be added at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night today!
Brothers, for the sake of my hard work, go whoring (ticketing) me fiercely!
Monthly whoring, recommended whoring!
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"There is a new device!" How could Hong Dali miss such a good thing, his eyes lit up like light bulbs: "Okay! I must go tomorrow!"
"Well, then... I'll go back first." Saying that, Lin Chuyin turned around and left without looking at anyone else.
"Brother Dali is mighty and domineering!" The students around shouted, "That's the blood concubine! Blood concubine! She actually took the initiative to invite brother Dali!"
"Sister Hatsune is so weird today." Tang Muxin also pointed her lips, and said strangely: "It seems that she has never invited anyone to her laboratory before. Dali, you... Dali?"
It's no wonder that Tang Muxin was surprised, Hong Dali's eyes were full of happy little stars at this time, and the corners of his mouth were almost drooling: "Hehe...the new device...hehehehe...it must be very powerful, isn't it...hehehe ..."
"Hong Dali!" Tang Muxin pinched Hong Dali's ear: "Why don't you be so happy!"
"Happy! Of course I'm happy!" Hong Dali shook his head vigorously: "Why aren't you happy? I have to be happy, who will be happy if I'm not happy?!"
"I'm too lazy to talk to you!" Tang Muxin turned her head away angrily, and suddenly said in surprise: "Dali, Liu Mingxin is here, and there is another person beside him, we don't seem to have seen that person before."
"En? Lao Liu is here too?" Hong Dali looked over, then walked up a few steps with a smile on his face, and said, "You're here too, Lao Liu? Haha, who is this big brother? Can you go with Lao Liu?" Together, it must be unusual!"
"Hehe, happy coming-of-age ceremony." Liu Mingxin was as elegant as ever, with a warm smile on his face. Said: "Congratulations Dali, you have turned eighteen. Speaking of which, your speech above is really..." Liu Mingxin said here. Not knowing how to praise Hong Dali, he held back for two seconds. In the end, I can only say one thing: "It's really quite unique."
"Haha, that's, that's." Hong Dali was a little embarrassed when he was told, and then looked at Liang Yifeng: "This big brother is... so handsome, why don't you just introduce yourself, haha .”
In this face-to-face meeting, the words "handsome and unrestrained" were first thrown over,
Liang Yifeng suddenly felt a little flustered. Quickly introduce: "Hello, hello, my name is Liang Yifeng, I came here uninvited today, ha ha. My hobby is reciting poetry. Singing is also okay. Of course, it would be better if there are beautiful women, haha, hahaha."
Singing and beauty are okay. But what kind of trouble is this recitation of poetry going to be?
Hong Dali was surprised and said: "You...you still like to recite poetry? This is very rare now, so what kind of poetry do you like to recite?" This Liang Yifeng seems to be from the south of Guangdong, and his speech is always a little bit A taste of Cantonese.
"Then I'll read a passage for you?" Liang Yifeng seemed to really like reciting poetry: "Enen, the poem I'm reciting is "Su Ye Shi Shanfang Waiting for Ding Dabuzhi", listen carefully!"
Then Hong Dali understood what it means to be truly unstoppable.
in the process of reciting. Liang Yifeng has rich facial expressions and a cadenced voice. Sometimes he "sends his eyes secretly", sometimes he swings his head to look around, sometimes he shouts loudly, and even shows expressions such as gazing at the scenery and looking through the autumn water.
That sexy expression, first-class acting skills, expressions and movements complement each other, sometimes raising their heads and sometimes pursing their lips, all the audience around can only say "yes" loudly!
In fact, his reciting could only be regarded as his own hobby, but he forgot one thing - almost all the local tyrants here, the mobile phone, the speed of the Internet...
As a result, when he finished reciting this passage, Hong Dali's unreliable wealthy classmates around him had already posted it on the Internet. With their emojis and cadenced voices, they were really praised. Visually, there was no pressure to join the All-Stars, and even Hong Dali was already on the ground laughing, and finally he could only express one sentence: "You recite so loudly, does your family know?"
"That's a must, I've been practicing this for several years!" After reciting, Liang Yifeng's expression was quite satisfied, as if he had just had sex with his favorite woman: "I have special reciting skills. For example, At the beginning of the poem, I will pretend to look around and act accordingly. In the last line of the poem, "Guqin Houluojing", because this poem is about the author waiting for his friends, so I still have to continue to look around. Alas, it is a pity Ah, in this day and age, people are too impatient and exaggerated. People are all overwhelmed by money and attracted by women. Things with profound meaning and connotation like poetry are becoming less and less accessible to people. This is amazing This is really the great misfortune of our Celestial Dynasty nation, the great misfortune of our heavenly kingdom!!"
Regarding this point, Hong Dali expressed his high affirmation, nodded solemnly and said: "From a literary point of view, Lao Liang, you are indeed very expressive and creative. Sigh, I think that with your talent, a show will definitely be popular." !"
"Programs? TV programs?" Liang Yifeng asked in surprise, "I'm still suitable for filming TV programs?"
"Of course!" Hong Dali slapped his thigh hard: "I've already thought up the name of the show for you! It's called "Lao Liang Talks Poetry"! You just set up a table with a cup of tea on it, and hold a cup of tea in your hand. Fanzi, recite the poem to the audience friends in front of the TV, and then analyze the writing method of the poem. What’s the point? Let’s not talk about anything else, Lao Liang. , your whole body is full of drama, and if you can appeal to more people to appreciate the charm of reciting ancient poems, then you must be popular!"
Speaking of this, Hong Dali still did not forget to continue to advocate the three-inch tongue: "Think about it, young people nowadays are less exposed to ancient poetry, and it is difficult to understand the emotional and artistic conception of it. You can give them more encouragement. This will last forever. What a beautiful thing, ordinary people can't do it!"
After Hong Dali said this, Tang Muxin who was beside her had already collapsed with laughter, this Hong Dali was too good at spoofing.
"Haha, I think it will work!" Liu Mingxin, who was standing on the side, also laughed loudly: "Old Liang, you usually wander around the world and get in touch with everything. If you want me to say more than this "Old Liang Says Poems", I I think you can make a show called "Lao Liang Talks About the World", just based on your knowledge, there must be something to do!"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Hong Dali decisively made a decision for Liang Yifeng: "Old Liang, I really have to say a few words. Think about it, today's students sit in the classroom all day, what can they come into contact with in a day? Nothing Right? If you talk about it on TV, the parents will definitely want their children to watch it. When the time comes, the absolute ratings report, Lao Liang, you must be popular! And ah, it just so happens that I can talk to Tianjing Satellite TV , may I introduce you?"
Hong Dali and Liu Mingxin sang together, and Liang Yifeng felt a little smug immediately. In addition, he liked poetry since he was a child, and he usually pointed at it to pick up girls. When he thought about it, if it was on TV and became famous, the stars he would meet Isn't there too much? Coupled with his own family background, this sea of flowers is simply a nail in the coffin!
Immediately slapped his thigh hard: "Success, done!"
After making a decision, Liang Yifeng turned around and left: "I'll go back and prepare well. This poem is a treasure of our country, so don't mess it up. Alas, as a man in the new era with ideals and pursuits, he must do things. to the best…”
In the end, when he walked several meters away, he slapped his head fiercely: "Damn, I was too happy to patronize. I was planning to compete with him before, but I was led astray before I made a move! No way!" I have to go back, nothing else, I have to compete with him for luck!"
There are priorities for this matter, and the purpose of coming here cannot be lost.
As a result, just as he turned around, Liu Mingxin on the side grabbed him, pointed at Hong Dali and said, "Don't compare, just watch first."
"What are you looking at?" Liang Yifeng turned to look at Hong Dali.
Coincidentally, Hong Dali's affairs basically came to an end, so Li Nianwei had a chance to come and see him, and greeted him with a smile from a distance: "Young master, I can finally spare some time, your speech just now It really made me laugh."
"Sister Nianwei!" Seeing Li Nianwei approaching, Hong Dali finally found the pillow: "I'm tired, come quickly!"
As a result, it was a coincidence that he was in a hurry and accidentally bumped into a waiter beside him, and then Liang Yifeng in the distance watched Hong Dali being shaken in a daze, and Li Nianwei hurried away two more times in a hurry. Stepping forward and helping, with a "poof", Hong Dali buried his head in Li Nianwei's towering chest...
Seeing this scene, Liang Yifeng's eyeballs almost popped out, and his open mouth turned into an "o" shape: "No, it's okay?!" After saying this, he felt a chill from the soles of his feet. Straight to the top of the head.
This shit is absolutely cheating!
"See?" Liu Mingxin shrugged helplessly: "Compared with Dali, this is an act of courting death. I have known him for a long time, and now I can only try to avoid confronting him head-on. In fact, he does not take the initiative. I am satisfied enough to come to me.”
"Look... I saw it..." Liang Yifeng still hadn't recovered his strength, and murmured: "Okay, I really have to listen to you this time..."
While talking, a young man's voice suddenly sounded: "Hey, isn't this Liu Mingxin and Liang Yifeng? Are you two here?"
Liu Mingxin turned his head, and saw that the person who came was wearing clothes of unknown brand, but he could be sure that the clothes were definitely valuable, with a smile on his face, and a red birthmark standing upright in the middle of his forehead, which looked just like Erlangshen's first Like three eyes, he suddenly smiled and said: "I don't know who it is, so it's brother Muzi Xiaomu, hehe, I heard that you came to the capital a long time ago, and you didn't even say hello to me."
"Haha, it's easy to talk about." Mu Zixiao laughed: "Speaking of Dong Mingxin, Xi Zixiao, Nanyi Peak and Bei Dali, today is all. This is really rare. Speaking of Lao Liang, why did you come here? I thought you must be in the bed of some female star."
"I just came to take a look out of curiosity." Liang Yifeng said with a smile, "I didn't expect that today would be a big deal, haha. By the way, Zixiao, you didn't practice martial arts in the magic capital, so why did you come here? Could it be?" , also for Hong Dali?" (m)