Chapter 587 Uncle Policeman, I Want a Big Meal! (?﹃?)
? Qiantang County is the name of a well-known large county on the eastern coast of the Chinese mainland!
It is located in the prosperous coastal area in the eastern part of the mainland of China, close to the beautiful West Lake and the north bank of the Qiantang River where you can watch the tide, and near the foothills of Xilingyin.
In 222 BC, Qin Shihuang began to set up Qiantang County, which belonged to Kuaiji County (the location of the county is located in Suzhou, the current main plane). In the Sui Dynasty, Emperor Sui began to set up Hangzhou as the territory, and Qiantang County became the first county of Hangzhou.
In the Tang Dynasty, in order to avoid the taboo of "Tang" in the national name of Tang Dynasty, Qiantang County was changed to Qiantang...
And when our story develops to the Northern Song Dynasty, Qiantang County has become more and more prosperous. Four towns and eleven townships including Nanyang, Beiguan, Anxi, and Xixi have been added to this place, with a population of hundreds of thousands of households. It can be said that it is a land of fish and rice and an important place for money and food in the Song Dynasty!
A.D……
Well, I still don't know how many years ago, on the wharf of Qiantang County, there appeared a little girl who was surrounded by the people of the Song Dynasty, a different girl?
Yes, this time, little Annie, in a panic, opened the plane teleporters indiscriminately, and arrived here in Qiantang County!
Of course, little Annie doesn't know about this yet!
because...
She is now a "Fan Shang" child who is considered lost, and is being taken to the county government office by a police officer from Qiantang County, ready to wait for the county magistrate?
If it was an ordinary child who was lost in Qiantang County, then the "police uncle" like an ordinary policeman could easily solve it by himself, let alone an on-the-job arrester in Qiantang County like Li Gongfu!
But what about the kid they met when they were patrolling the streets today, but the 'foreign-related' affairs are not within the scope of his job as a headhunter? Therefore, without daring to deal with it professionally, he could only decide to report it...
Otherwise, if you are not careful, you will be hanged or hit a board!
"Here we are, here we are!"
Amidst the reluctance and complaints on the little girl's face, Catcher Li finally brought some big trouble to the county government office in Qiantang County.
, yes, big trouble,
He realized it himself!
This matter is really not easy to deal with, so now he has to bite the bullet and bring the other party to the county government lobby in Qiantang County, and is going to let his immediate boss, the parents of the county chief Come and decide for yourself.
At that time, no matter what Master Yang, the county magistrate, does, it has nothing to do with him.
"Little girl Ann, Anne?"
"Listen to me, stay here and don't go anywhere. I will report to Mr. Yang immediately, and I will be back soon!"
"Remember, don't run around!!"
After the confession, this man was wearing a vermilion headhunting suit, a black gauze hat with an Eryi scarf on his head, a light-colored emerald inlaid on the forehead of the brim, a peacock feather stuck in the left brim of the hat, and a simple sheathed knife on his waist. Li Butou hurried to the back hall of the county government office.
He, Mr. Li, of course already knew that the little girl's name was actually Annie Hasta. Anyway, it was a very weird name...
Therefore, he, who didn't know how to address the other party correctly, took it for granted that this little guy's surname was An Mingni. As for the Hasta behind him?
Sorry, I was ignored by him instinctively.
"..."
(ー`?? ー)
"This is really amazing!"
"Tibbers... why every time we go to a new world, it is mostly this different earth plane or a world related to the earth?!"
Not long after Annie came here and put all the unpleasant things that happened in the world of Mass Effect behind her, she instantly understood from the air, vegetation, stars in the sky that ordinary people cannot see during the day, and the trajectories of the sun and moon, etc. Calculated and judged that her current place is located in the Asian continent of the earth, and the time is about 1000 AD?
Look, she actually ran to the earth again...
In the endless world of planes, although there are indeed countless parallel time and space of the earth, the chances of her coming to the earth or a plane related to the earth are not so high, right? Randomly choose a portal to open in a world, but it's still Earth? !
Of course, since she's already here, then Lady Queen Anne must have a good time playing for a while. If it's not fun, it's not too late for her to leave when the time comes?
(…)
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(Tibbers, who was just beaten up for no reason, doesn't want to pay attention to this bad little master now!)
"Really..."
"What kind of broken place is this, there is not even a little food to eat!!"
(ˉ▽￣～)cut~~
Taking a random look at this small wooden hall, seeing the wooden pillars, wooden doors and carved paper window sills painted with vermilion, she felt that it was backward, and there was nothing unusual about it, so Little Annie simply sat in the hall. The only one is on the chair next to the large desk in the middle.
Then, she also started to look through some boring official documents, and patted the long piece of broken wood! (Gavel) Finally, he even picked up a strange square thing wrapped in bright yellow silk, and just hugged it in his arms and played with it.
"What kind of crap is this? It's heavy to hold, and it's so tight?"
┏(＾0＾)┛Untie it and see! !
Out of curiosity, little Annie, who was sitting on the mahogany chair, began to get excited about something that was being wrapped in bright yellow silk. She really wanted to see it. What the hell is so rare about something that is tied tightly with a strange knot?
She shook it vigorously just now, and felt it...
Wrapped in a piece of silk, it seems to be a thick square wooden box? And inside, there should be a piece of copper cast monster?
Although, Annie has already sensed what the things inside are, but since she is idle now, she wants to take a good look at why the things inside are worth wrapping inside and outside. ?
Could it be...something super fun? !
Unfortunately...
The more anxious she was, the more difficult the knot was!
In the end, if she was not careful, she pulled it into a tight knot, which couldn't be undone no matter what! And if it wasn't for this thing belonging to someone else's house, if she hadn't just come into this world and didn't want to leave that bad impression on others, maybe she would have tore the rags outside and smashed it open. The rotten wooden box inside, right?
"!?"
"Where did the urchin come from, dare to sit on the head of the official's lobby?"
At this time, a long-bearded weirdo wearing a sky-blue official robe and a black hat on his head came here from the side door of the hall following the uncle who had just left the head-catching policeman, and exclaimed directly, scaring little Annie almost He didn't drop what was in his hand to the ground.
"Well?!"
"Quickly let go of my seal!!!"
The magistrate of Yang County stretched out a finger, blew his beard and stared at the little blond girl from Fanbang who was sitting in his official position in the lobby and was still playing with his official seal in her hand and shouted!
Seeing this scene as soon as he came out, he was really pissed off.
It is also fortunate that the other party is a child, and he is also a fanbang barbarian who does not know etiquette and law. Otherwise, if it is a troublemaker in the Song Dynasty, it will be based on the fact that the other party dares to sit in his official position and play with his official seal. For such a bold and heinous behavior, he had to be beaten and thrown into a prison to be judged according to the laws of the Song Dynasty!
"Annie!?"
"Quick, quick... come down quickly!!"
Li Gongfu was so frightened that his hands almost trembled!
However, fortunately, his mind is relatively flexible, and his hands and feet are also very nimble. Before Yang Zhixian became angry, he stepped forward quickly, and first took the bright yellow package wrapped in the official seal box from the little girl's hand carefully. , and then with a wink, the little girl was pulled to the lower part of the lobby and stood up.
"snort!"
"How stingy! It's fine if you don't play, you can't even sit down?!"
Annie whispered in a voice that only the uncle who caught the head could hear.
She didn't do anything wrong, and she didn't tear off the rag or smash the wooden box to see what's inside. Why are they so nervous?
These guys are really stingy!
It's fine if they don't eat, drink, or play... But now, they don't even prepare a few stools? Moreover, why only that weird guy with a beard can sit high on it, but she has to stand?
"Hush!!"
"Grandma, please keep your voice down, you have offended the magistrate, my little headhunter can't help you!"
Li Gongfu quietly tugged at the cuff of the red skirt on the opponent's arm, reminding this desperate little guy in a low voice. Right now, he doesn't dare to let this little girl continue to offend the magistrate Yang who is sitting in the seat and is still angry, otherwise, something big will definitely happen!
"What is the magistrate?"
ヾ(??????｀??)ノ?
Annie didn't quite understand the official language spoken now, so she asked in a low voice.
"The magistrate is not a thing..."
"No! The magistrate is the one sitting above. The magistrate is the biggest official position in our Qiantang County!!"
Taking advantage of Yang Zhixian's opportunity to tidy up his cap and appearance, Li Gongfu explained again in a low voice.
Although it is not a formal court trial now, if it is not necessary, it is better for him and this little girl not to offend the immediate boss who is in a bad mood.
"oh……"
(????0??)??~
It turned out to be an official...
But what's so great about that? Her Lady Queen Anne's official position is countless times older than the other party!
Whether she is the queen of the Flame Kingdom, the cute leader of the Flame Alliance, the head of the Hero Federation, the goddess who was banned by others, or the leader of the Harvester, she has been all of them!
Well……
That... Reaper or something, that doesn't exist! Annie thought it would be better for her not to think about those strange things?
╮(─▽─)╭
"Ahem!!"
Yang Zhixian, who was slowly recovering from the irritated state, first stared at the Fanbang little girl for a long time, and roared angrily, the more he looked at her, the more extraordinary she felt!
Because, no matter in terms of clothing or temperament, he vaguely felt that the little girl was very different from those dirty merchants who only used that kind of rags to wrap around their bodies as clothes?
That little red 'skirt' with a strange style but the fabric looks very extraordinary is very finely crafted, it's amazing! Also, the pair of exquisite and shiny reflective leather shoes on the other party's feet, I am afraid that the royal family in Kaifeng Mansion don't even have them?
Therefore, he immediately endured the scolding words that he was about to say, and began to reach out and wave at Li Butou who was standing next to the little girl, intending to let the other party come first to reveal himself , first figure out the origin of this brat, and then make another plan?
It's better to be cautious about dealing with the children of Hu merchants who can tell from the strange clothes that they are either rich or expensive at a glance...Otherwise, if the other party has an extraordinary background and offends me, the other party's family or The entourage is about to make a fuss, I can't say... those guys from the Ministry of Rituals, maybe they will let themselves get the worst performance appraisal of "neglecting others, slowing things down, and taking care of others" during the exams ?
In that case, he, the county magistrate, might not be able to eat and walk around!
"Li Gongfu, Li Gongfu..."
"The official asked you to patrol the streets carefully, and asked you to check and supervise the public certificates of those foreign barbarians, as long as they don't forget to pay taxes on time... But you are good, but you have brought such a big trouble to this official ?!"
After Li Gongfu nodded and bowed to his ear, Yang Zhixian slapped his head fiercely at this trash who would cause him trouble, and whispered intimidatingly:
"Tell me, where did you find this blond-haired and blue-eyed Fanbang little savage?!"
Yang Zhixian himself also knows that he should not be in charge of those foreign states who come to Qiantang to unload goods and merchants at all!
Because, several days away from the northeast of Qiantang County, the city shipping service in Huating County, Xiuzhou (now Songjiang County, Shanghai City) collected tariffs on domestic and foreign ships that came to trade, purchased a certain amount of imported goods on behalf of the court, and managed Fanbang. The items that merchants pay tribute to the emperor, as well as the management agency that supervises and manages the city ship trade and other affairs!
In principle, their Qiantang County does not allow foreign merchant ships to dock!
But, there are exceptions to everything... As long as those foreign countries have paid taxes in Huating County, Xiuzhou, and obtained a certificate issued by the Shibo Department, they want to come to Qiantang to unload goods and pay taxes again. As a county magistrate, he would definitely not refuse!
After all, that's a lot of money, and what's more important: don't they all need to be handed over?
so…….
As long as those Fanbang people don't leave the pier and enter Qiantang County at will to make troubles, he will usually turn a blind eye and close one eye... But who would have thought that he would be arrested today by this Li? How could he bring himself into such a big trouble when he couldn't solve the troubled matter that happened? !
Therefore, Yangzhi County is very dissatisfied now!
Because, no matter how he handles it today, it will definitely not do any good! !
"Hello!"
"You are the little savage of Fanbang! If you dare to scold me again, be careful that I will beat you!"
??(??`^????)??
Annie waved her two little fists angrily!
Don't think that the two of them are whispering, she can't hear it if it's so quiet!
How could Her Majesty Queen Anne, who is so powerful, not be able to hear the conversation just a few meters away? So, when she heard that bad guy with a beard say bad things about her, she also made a note in her own little notebook!
If there is a chance in the future, I will definitely want him to look good!
"!!"
"Li, Li Gongfu... She, she, how can she speak the official dialect of our Song Dynasty?!"
Yangzhi County was really shocked again...
Fan merchants who can speak their official dialect of the Song Dynasty are actually not uncommon. After all, those barbarians who want to come to the Song Dynasty to do business must learn some basic communication skills... However, no matter how much those Fanbang barbarians learn, It's still not a matter of etiquette!
However, like this little girl now, who said that their Song Dynasty official language was better than his own, he really had never seen or heard of it!
"I can speak all the words in the world, so what's the big deal?"
o(??^｀)o
She can not only speak, but also read and write!
Annie herself, a super powerful arcane mage, is very powerful in magic. Such a small proficiency in languages will not trouble her at all, and she will not have any problems in communication!
"..."
"Since you can speak, that's fine. Now I ask you: Where are you from, and where is your family?"
He thought that the other party couldn't speak their official language of Song Dynasty!
After all, the other party looked very young, and it was impossible for them to learn their official language like those old Fan merchants who walked on the Dasong port all the year round.
But now, since the other party can speak, the matter is simple!
He only needs to ask the other party's origin, hand it over to the other party's parents, to those fan merchants, and then tell them to leave early, and then blackmail...
No, should it be a fine? Then, this matter is over? !
"..."
(????ω????)
Annie looked at the other party and blinked with some hesitation, but in the end, she chose to tell the truth:
"I'm from the Citadel space station, my home is in the voodoo land of Valoran!"
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Anyway, ordinary people like the other party would definitely not be able to verify this matter, let alone know where those places are, so she just talked about it casually?
"..."
"Where are the Citadel space station and Valoran?"
In order to avoid leaving an ignorant impression on a foreign barbarian, and to maintain the official prestige of the Song Dynasty, Yang Zhixian lowered his voice and asked Li Gongfu next to him in a lower voice than before.
"The subordinates don't know either... Maybe it's a place name in Daqin?"
Li Gongfu gave County Magistrate Yang an innocent look. He himself was just a headhunter in charge of running errands and catching bandits desperately. How could he, a little man, know something that even the county magistrate Yang didn't know?
However, a piece of literature he had seen read:
'The state of Fusuo is located in the west of the state of Thama, thousands of miles away from the mountains, and it is also called Daqin. The color of the people is red and white, the men wear plain clothes, and the women all wear pearl brocade... The king's city is eighty miles away, and the four sides are tens of miles each. There are about one million victorious soldiers, and they are often defended against the Great Food...'
Therefore, he knew that there was a foreign country called Daqin in the far west of the Song Dynasty. As for the others, he really didn't know! He, Li Gongfu, was busy with various things all day long, so where would he have the time to learn more about those foreign merchants?
"Ahem!"
"Since you can understand the official language and can speak the language of my country, today's matter is easy... Fanbang little girl, I will ask you now: Is your family's boat still at the pier?"
As long as it is still there, he will give it to them, and then let them take care of their children and get out early, so as not to cause any trouble under his rule, that's fine! This kind of trivial matter does not need to waste any more time of the dignified county magistrate.
He felt so superior to others that he looked down on the other party's barbarian, and now he didn't even ask for the other party's name!
Moreover, this kind of foreign matter is the most troublesome!
First of all, he himself, the county magistrate, should have no authority to manage Fanbang affairs, which is not within his jurisdiction! What's more, even if he managed it himself, he would not have any political achievements, let alone any benefits! And if the management is poor, once some kind of trouble occurs, it will inevitably be impeached again...
Therefore, he is still a little annoyed that Li Gongfu has found such a big trouble for himself at this time!
"No! I came alone!"
(?????????????????)
Little Annie did come here directly after opening the plane portal in a hurry by herself, and she chose a random world, so how could it have anything to do with her family or spaceship?
"..."
"Okay, let me ask you this way...Little girl, is there any boat or person you know on my pier in Qiantang County?!"
Yang Zhixian firmly believes that a little girl from Fanbang could not appear here out of thin air. It must be that the fleet of a certain Fanbang got lost accidentally, or fell down carelessly!
"No……"
(*??ω??*)????
She has just arrived, how can she recognize any ships and people?
Annie only knows the good-hearted policeman named Li Gongfu who is next to the other party. As for the others...she really doesn't know any of them, including of course that bad guy who is sitting in the lobby and staring at her. I don't know the other party's name yet, and I don't want to know!
"..."
"There really isn't one, are you sure?!"
"Really not..."
ヾ(=??ω??=)o
"..."
"Then how did you get here?"
"He was conjured up from the pier with a whoosh!"
??(＾＿－??
Annie didn't lie, she really came out of the space door with a 'swish', and things are like this, and it's not as complicated as they imagined!
"..."
"Li Gongfu! You can handle this matter according to your needs. Anyway, I don't care about it anyway!!"
"snort!"
After finishing speaking, the patience of the magistrate Yang, who was not well-known, was finally exhausted!
He stood up angrily, flicked the sleeves of the sky blue official robe, turned his head resentfully, and was about to leave! He felt that he was stupid just now, and he really wasted such a long time with a fanbang little barbarian who didn't understand etiquette and was still ignorant?
"!!"
"My lord! My lord Yang! If you leave, what will you do with this matter?!"
Seeing that the other party really wanted to let go of him, Li Gongfu finally became anxious, hurried forward regardless, ran to the other side, bowed his head and begged the other party.
This matter always needs a charter!
"Hmph! The matter was brought on by you yourself, you have to deal with it yourself, good or bad has nothing to do with me!!"
"But... for the sake of your diligence in the past, I can kindly give you a trick: either, you help her find her family... or, you support her until her family finds her family." Come to Qiantang to find someone!!"
After finishing speaking, he pushed the other party away arrogantly and walked to the back of the county office.
Anyway, today's matter is handled like this. He is a very busy county magistrate, so how can he have time to waste time with this incompetent Li Butou looking for a family for a little foreign girl?
His majestic officials in the kingdom of heaven can't control these aliens!
"But my lord, what if the people from her family don't come?!"
Li Gongfu knew very well: the foreign countries do business at sea, it usually lasts for three to five years, and they will never even return! Could it be that he still wants to raise this little girl?
"That's your business..."
The magistrate of Qiantang County walked back without looking back, and soon disappeared.
"My lord, my lord..."
However, no matter what Li Gongfu called, the other party left without looking back, and disappeared into the corridors behind the car door...
"Uncle, I'm hungry now, do you have anything delicious here?"
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In the world of Mass Effect, Annie ran to this world in a panic on the way to the mission before she had time to eat, and just walked here with the headhunter, so she is really hungry now!
"Okay, but... I have a new salary with me, so I should be able to deduct a little bit to buy you a few pancakes?"
Looking at this little Fanbang girl who was blinking and looking at him with beautiful big blue eyes, Li Gongfu sighed inwardly and nodded slightly.
He felt that Zuo Zuo was just a little girl, even if it was from Fanbang, he was still a child, and a few cheapest pancakes were enough to send him off!
"!!"
"I don't want to eat any biscuits, I want to eat those big fish and meat! When I came here, I saw that three-story Yuelai restaurant!!"
(????ω????)??
Cook cake just wanted to get rid of her, Queen Anne?
hum!
That's something you don't even think about! Her Lady Queen Anne wants to have a big meal today, eat all the delicious food until she is satisfied!
"A three-story wooden building?"
"Pleasure Hotel? You mean that restaurant?!"
Frowning and thinking for a while, Li Gongfu suddenly realized what the other party was talking about.
"My little aunt..."
"I'm just a poor catcher, and every month's salary has to be handed over to the woman at home. I don't have enough money to eat and drink by myself. How can I give you big fish and meat?!"
Hearing and understanding that the other party was referring to the Yuelai Restaurant, Li Gongfu's own legs were so weak... If he really went there for a meal, his money for this month and the next month would be gone!
"I do not care!"
"I'm going to have a big meal in that three-story wooden building!!"
(ー`?? ー)
Anne had already smelled that very fragrant smell when she was on the way to this county office just now! And now, since she has met that villainous official named Zhixian, it is time for her to get down to business!
Then Annie's main business is-eating! Eat meals that smell good! !
"All right……"
Really helpless, Li Gongfu struggled for a while, seeing this little girl so persistent, he was a little soft-hearted, decided to go to the next restaurant today, and have a small meal!
Only this time, next time is no exception!
Then, after eating and drinking enough and taking the little girl home, as long as he explained in detail, the reasonable woman at home, that Xu Jiaorong, would definitely forgive him magnanimously, right? Maybe, maybe he won't be deducted from next month's drink bill?
"Then what are you waiting for, let's go!!!"
??*????(ˊ??ˋ*)????*??
"Hey! Wait a minute, I'll go to the county government to get you a household registration!!"
Li Gongfu stopped the little girl before she was about to run out.
"..."
"What household registration?"
ヽ(゜Q.)ノ?
"It's nothing, just put your name in the list of Qiantang County, and let other people in our county government know that you can temporarily operate in the county!"
Li Gongfu, who doesn't know how long the other party will live in his home, thinks it's better to register the other party's household registration first, so as to save trouble in the future.
If anyone dares to ask, he will say that the county magistrate informed him!
"oh……"
ヽ(￣▽￣)??
Thinking it was for an identity card or something, Little Annie nodded without saying anything.
Because, in the world of Mass Effect, in the Koprulu Sector, and at the New York Bear and Shield Bureau, she also did the troublesome thing of identifying identity!
snort!
She, Queen Anne, can prove herself by herself, so why would she need such troublesome things? Sure enough, people on Earth like that kind of troublesome shit!
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