Invincible Double Treasure: Super Awesome Tsundere Mommy

Ji Yan discovered his wife, who hated him so much that she wished he was dead, had lost her memory after a car crash. She had changed so much it was like she was a totally different person… When he goes to work: “Dear, don’t move, I’ll put on your shoes for you.” When he is having a meal: “Dear, I have made all of your favourite dishes. You have worked hard, so eat up.” When he finished work: “Dear, you have worked all day. I’ll massage your shoulders and feet.” Ji Yan: “…” —————- Tang Tang got pushed into the pond by her step sister who frequently bullied her. She thought she would meet her dead mother but, who knew, when she opened her eyes again, she was in a strange place. But what made her happy was that she had a super handsome husband and a very cute son. The most important thing was that her husband was good. He was a hero who protects the country, and earns money to support her and their son. Also, he only has her as his wife, he didn’t have any concubines or whatsoever. Tang Tang decided she should be submissive to her husband, to be a good wife and a loving mother. Her nanny no longer needed to worry about her not being able to get married anymore!

The prettiest girl in the class, the campus belle queen, an attractive policewoman, a cunning reporter, a charming businesswoman, a mesmerizing commando, and a millionaire spendthrift, all shall lose themselves to passion. Be it a Lolita, a virtuous woman, a regal queen, a mature racy woman, a cold-blooded goddess, or a sexy baby-faced doll, all beauties shall come to his embrace. Young and inexperienced, equipped with the [Flower Pickup System], young schoolboy Su Ke, felt his life become more and more chaotic…

Jiang Xiaochuan was reborn in 1958. In this era of scarcity, under the siege of a group of strange relatives, he used his own space and abilities to live a chic life.

“In a land far to the east, there exists a strange store that has rejected a three Michelin star rating multiple times. The prices are expensive. A combo set of soup and egg fried rice costs 288 RMB. Oh, I forgot it also includes a side dish of pickles. Even so, very many people line up to wait. That place does not accept reservations. It only lets in people who are waiting in line there. Countless people make special trips to line up there. Of course, there’s nowhere to park planes or cars. Their service is so terrible, the customers have to serve their own dishes and grab their own bowls and chopsticks, and they even have to wipe down their own tables! God, the boss is simply crazy.” —《 Michelin Gourmet Magazine》

A poor, down on his luck kitchen hand, Ye Fei was this close to thinking about sleeping with his landlady to avoid paying rent for his shabby little apartment when he was suddenly electrocuted while trying to turn on the lights. Unexpectedly, he did not die. Instead, a strange voice appeared in his head, “Divine Culinary Broadcasting System has successfully bonded with the host.” Excuse me, who are you? Why are you living rent-free in my head?! Wait, where did that new laptop come from? Also, a 24-hour unlimited Internet access? “So long as Host performs your task well, the System shall also provide rewards and care packages from time to time.” The f*ck? Tasks? Are they like missions? Hold on, where did those ingredients come from? Whatever, Ye Fei was too hungry to care. Let’s just follow the System’s instructions for now and hope for the best!

When the old beast Pixiu went out to throw away the garbage, a male ghost fell into his arms just after he finished categorizing the garbage. This male ghost was named Wen Xi, and he was as beautiful as a flower. Not only that, but he was also soft and cool to the touch, which meant he was perfect for Pixiu to use as an ice pillow. After all, Pixiu had been punished by the Heavens, and was doomed to endure insufferable hotness surging inside his body. Although Pixiu swore to the Heavens that he was only using the ghost as an ice pillow, no one believed him. Pixiu: “Even if the red thread of fate holds my body, my heart is that of a bachelor!” Wen Xi, who was sealed in a fermentation jar for hundreds of years, was finally released to the world…..only to find himself turned into a child-bride to pay off his debts. However, this “Husband” of his was also a self-employed beast, who had to pay taxes and repay loans every month. Wen Xi: “Is the other Pixiu as miserable as you are?” Although those two were a mess, they turned out to be a good match in the end. Even Yue Lao gave them a marriage interview. The only thing Pixiu knew to say was that finding a beautiful wife was fairly easy. You just have to be good at sorting through garbage. In other words: I picked up my wife in the garbage can.

Zombie: “Roar!” Lin Fan: “We are all neighbors, why do you have to be so irascible?” Lin Fan: “I do not have time for you, I have to go to the store to buy some stuff.” Looking at Xiao Qing, who had already turned into a zombie, Lin Fan said, “Xiao Qing, I bought a few bottles of water, I have already scanned the QR code.” “Boss, I want to get my wage for this time’s work.” Sunshine Neighborhood, the neighborhood that Lin Fan lives in, countless survivors flock there to seek protection. In a world where zombies run amock, we have to learn from Lin Fan on how to be a good and outstanding citizen. Abide by the laws, earn money by working, and strive to buy a house and a car with your hard-earned money.

“This is a record of getting rich when a farmer goes through, bringing a baby, farming, buying a house, buying a car. Harvesting beautiful men and the love history of being harvested. In short, nothing is about all is farming, accidentally planting a thousand acres of mountains; … and no, Gu Xiaowan supervised the howling two milk dolls on the bed, crying without tears, and being harvested by this wicked man. “

He is an undead who is devoid of all humanity, he is the one and only supreme overlord, he is a man who has severe mysophobia. There are many people who try to act cool in front of him, whatever soldier king, assassin, system user, transmigrator, reincarnator, the strong returning, the strong coming down from the mountain, person coming back from the immortal world, reincarnation of the devil king, immortal emperor possessing someone’s body, and so on, all of them do not know what will happen next.

Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.) He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck. He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that… “Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness. All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head. “Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…” Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery. “Brother, you…” Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention. The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”) Those “shortsighted” men: …

The people of Dafang village all say, the personality of the Lian family’s eldest daughter changed dramatically after her engagement was cancelled by her fiance’s family. She became extremely forceful and unreasonable. After hearing this, Lian Fangzhou secretly thought: Forceful? My parents are dead, my little brothers and sister are still young, with no one lending a helping hand, there are too many people looking to bully us showing up at my door! There’s still the most shameless pair of uncle and aunt eyeing our few acres of land, and even scheming to sell me off as a concubine! Treating my siblings as servants at their beck and call! If I was not forceful, how would we be able to live in peace? Don’t tell me that I should act like the previous Lian Fangzhou and die from extreme anger? In order to quell this bunch of demons, break out a wide path to walk on, angelic faces are useless, only the tricks used by malevolent spirits are the way to go!

Zheng Shan has traveled through and inherited the billions of dollars from the second grandfather in the United States. After living in the United States for three years, Zheng Shan finally chose to return to China, back to China, where everything was waiting to be done. Every day, I walk the dog and play with the birds, drink and brag, and live happily as I like.