My Funny Consort

She had been reborn into a poor family with a pile of radishes underneath. If she wasn’t strong enough, how could she have supported this family?

When she opened her eyes, she became the well-known ugly woman in the village and there was a soft little bun in front of her plus an instant hunter husband. Lin Xiaoye felt pressured, but with a silver needle in hand, she started treating illnesses and saving people to earn a fortune, kissing her husband, abusing scums, raising a bun, planting crops and living a good life. Wait, what? Her husband is a god of war? And an outstanding founding minister? The emperor even begged him? How dare he hide this from her? Scram and sleep in the hall!

When Xue Tingxiang, a great traitor, returned to his youth, Xue’s family was still destitute. His family was beaten to death for a place to study. The woman was still her own child bride. In this life, he decided to change his way of life. The first task was to treat her well, and then gave birth to a few more kids. Zhao’er was a child bride of the Xue family. She knew that she would marry the little man and have s*x with him when he was old enough. However, the little man had always disliked her and hated her. However, just overnight, the little man suddenly changed a lot, not only was kind to her, but also always kissed and hugged her, this, this… #The way to raise wife for the treacherous First Grand Secretary# Who raised who? How ashamed!

No matter male or female, the members of the Hua clan had been loyal for generations, placing the utmost importance on protecting their nation. The monarch and his subjects were in harmony, sharing all kinds of emotions, all due to the ties of comradeship in their hearts. Once the weather cooled, would the favored crown prince fall from power? No. Once the weather warmed, would the loyal and brave marquess estate be disposed of after its use? No.

She was a 21st century’s forensic doctor. With her medical expertise, she uses her scalpels to save life and investigate the dead. Unfortunately, she transmigrated to the body of the unfavourable first daughter of Liu residence. At first sight, he looks handsome and charming; with his crotch erected underneath his half-naked body. She smiled and asked, “Have you been drugged, sir? A cure? One treatment costs two hundred taels.” He frowned dangerously as if to judge whether is she worth for him to give his body to her willingly. She quickly used her silver needles on seven acupuncture points and teasingly stared at his crotch. “Look, you calmed down immediately, aren’t I good?” The moment she finished her words, his member grew larger again. She got pinned down by this wretched prince, “I’ll give you four hundred taels, change another treatment method.” “F***!” She got unlucky, and that was how her son Liu XiaoLi got into her stomach. …… On a fateful day, Liu XiaoLi was refining his medicine-making skill. The little punk walked towards his mom……

Ruan Ruan’s body was originally a gummy bear candy. This inevitably caused her outward appearance to be Q and sweet, whereas her innate character to be honest and well-behaved. So when she found out that she transmigrated into an ABO world, her first thought was whether she would be stranded on the street and be bullied by a loser Alpha… Then she met a stranded-on-the-street tall-rich-handsome domineering-president Omega. The other party seemed to have just gone through a fierce battle—his steps unsteady, he was leaning against the wall while desperately panting, and the tails of his eyes were suffused with alluring flush. The alley was saturated with the pungent smell of pheromone-masking medicine. And also, from the domineering president’s body spread a wonderful smell that had not yet been covered by the masking medicine. And then. Ruan Ruan found that under her skirt, there seemed to be… …… It turned out she was the loser Alpha.

Tong Xuelu had the nickname Queen of Green Tea. She was stunning in look, has a shapely body, and had a lot of suitors though she had never been in any serious relationships. By the time she was done being a green tea and was about to be a nice person, her retribution had caught up to her! She had transmigrated into a book. In the 70s where materialistic goods were rare and she was a poor soul who was the fake daughter of a wealthy family! Per the story, she would be face slapped by the real daughter who was rebirthed, be married to an old man who had once been married, and finally die from domestic violence. Tong XueLu: ……I’d rather continue to be a green tea. Raise three bosses of the future and be a salted fish that all she had to do was to lay around and wait for things to be handed to her [check] Cheat her way into a government-ran restaurant and had good food every day. [check] Use her agility and wit to avoid being faceslapped by the real daughter. [check] As far as an excellent green tea was concerned, she would be able to handle any scripts handed to her and still end up the winner. *** Wen Rugui, a physicist, was young, handsome and had his entire life ahead of him. He had, however, let his research distracted him from starting a family. All of his bosses were eyeing him to become part of their family. Until one day. Wen Rugui brought a charming girl into his research facility and with love in his eyes. “This is my fiancee. We are here to report our upcoming matrimony.” His bosses: Shocked beyond words. His female colleagues: All heart broken. Tong XueLu: Sorry, all. My charm is but a passive skill.

Wen Qi Qi was just a stand-in actress who wanted to make a name for herself in the acting world. But when she opened her eyes, she became the cannon fodder ex-wife of the Regent in the book. In order to change the ending of the tragic death, she decided to capture the regent. The regent, who was ascetic and reserved and not close to women, looked at the women who had come up to him. He was expressionless and his voice was cold: “Stay away from this king!” The noble ladies snickered, how could His Highness the Regent be interested in such a cheap woman as Wen Qi Qi? Everyone was waiting to see her being abandoned. Later at the palace banquet, looking at the woman who was a hundred thousand miles away from him, the Regent was still expressionless, but his voice was coaxing: “Qi Qi, come closer to this king.” A group of civil and military officials: where is the so-called pure heart and soul and not close to women? The women were looking forward to the day when Wen Qi Qi was abandoned, but instead, they watched her being spoiled by the regent all the way to the sky. The women’s faces hurt badly.

This is a tale of a fake young miss of a prestigious family and a farmer. This is a tale of an ill-fated shu-born daughter, framed by her di sister to be sold to a peasant to be his wife. Ye Ziman crossed over into a Lin family’s shu-born daughter’s body in the Daxi dynasty. Just after crossing over, she was faced with a situation of being sold…. In a noisy rustic market, she was being sold by a trafficker at a high price of 20 taels of silver on the street…. Amid a noisy and disorderly crowd, he put the pig in his hands and demanded a wife in exchange for a pig…. To have a wife in exchange for a pig??? This…this….is this not a mistake? In short, all in all, this is a sweet tale of a sincere and honest coarse man’s journey of pampering his wife.

Although Ren Yaoqi broke away from the fetters of her family in her previous lifetime, as she erroneously believed in her blood-relatives’ speech and views about sacrificing everything for the family’s interest, it ultimately led to her Elder Sister self-immolating in the army camp, her Mother passing away early with tears in her eyes and her Father dying with his blood splattered under the sword…… When she was reborn to her younger times, she swore that she would chop away all the sharp claws which intended to control her own life. Her father’s concubine who has some sinister motives, the cruel and unscrupulous elders, the aggressive foreign enemies and the surreptitious behaviors of harming people from the secret corners in the court…… She will expose their painted skins of disguise one by one, and strive for a life of happiness and peace for herself and those she loves.

He is an undead who is devoid of all humanity, he is the one and only supreme overlord, he is a man who has severe mysophobia. There are many people who try to act cool in front of him, whatever soldier king, assassin, system user, transmigrator, reincarnator, the strong returning, the strong coming down from the mountain, person coming back from the immortal world, reincarnation of the devil king, immortal emperor possessing someone’s body, and so on, all of them do not know what will happen next.

Su Ran, a music prodigy, woke up transmigrated into a book. At that point in time, the main story arc in the book had already been completed. As a villainess female supporting character, not only did she need to take over the original owner’s pitiful life in poverty, she also gained an instant son right at his rebellious period. Ten or so more years from then, the son would turn into a twisted, evil villain. He would appear in one of the extra chapters to pick on the male and female lead’s children. *** Su Ran: Son, you shouldn’t be too outstanding. Su Han: Why not? Su Ran: ’cause you will be killed. Su Ran: Son, would you like to learn music from me and become a zen, little fairy boy who only needs to drink dew. Su Han: No, I want to go into business so I can support you.