1275.2 Children (Five/Seven)

"Ghost Blowing the Lamp" is one of Qin Shiou's favorite novels. When he came to Canada three years ago, he worried that he would not have any entertainment, so he downloaded the e-book of this novel.

So it came in handy tonight, though it's a pity that this book should be in the adventure-surprise genre rather than horror.

Qin Shiou spoke in a cadenced tone, and the fishermen listened quietly, occasionally exclaiming in cooperation, everything was perfect.

But when Qin Shiou talked about what he thought was the most exciting place, that is, when Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang were going to explore the tomb, the fishermen stopped listening, and they all shook their heads and said disappointedly: "Is this guy a tomb robber? "

Qin Shiou said: "Yes, but it's not just as simple as tomb robbery, he has to do many interesting things."

Shaq said: "Forget it, tomb robbery is a very despicable thing. I don't think it's appropriate for a person to rob a tomb no matter what the reason is. Xuete, how can we disturb the deep sleep of the dead, right?"

This is the surprise of Chinese and Western cultures. Canadians respect the dead and are generally not too afraid, so some residential areas are built near the cemetery. They think that the cemetery is the closest place to heaven.

In this way, for Canadians, fear is not the factor that prevents them from robbing graves, but awe is. Grave robbers are very despised, and most of the people who do this work are drug addicts, people at the bottom of society.

Qin Shiou didn't want to discuss the value and significance of such things as tomb robbery. He did as the Romans did, so he had to respect the values ​​of Shaq and others. However, he was still unconvinced in some places, and said, "What about archaeology? Isn't archaeology also tomb robbery?"

Smoking Gun rolled his eyes dismissively, and said, "Canada still have archeology? This country has a history of fart."

Qin Shiou thought about it and found that he was speechless.

"You tell a scary, short ghost story, it's better not to tell the beginning and everyone can guess the end." Shaq said.

Qin Shiou shrugged and said, "Well, I have a classic ghost story from my hometown - I saw a female ghost that night, she farted and then collapsed to death."

I was speechless for a moment. The fishermen watched him silently, only the coffee on the wood stove was gurgling.

Winnie came over and asked, "Hey, what ghost stories are you telling? Is it scary? No one speaks?"

The fishermen bowed their heads silently,

They really couldn't complain about Qin Shiou's story.

The Qin officials were also really powerless to complain about their understanding. What a classic ghost story, this is one of the most widely circulated jokes on the domestic Internet.

Shaq kicked the sea monster and told him to tell one.

The sea monster gasped for breath, and said, "It was in an opera house in New York. For a while, strange things happened frequently. A creepy fantasy..."

"Unreal sister, isn't this the Phantom of the Opera? If you replace Paris with New York, that's a new story? And what kind of ghost story is this?" Nelson interrupted him and said displeased.

The bull next to him wiped his sweat and said, "Xue Te, you scared me to death. I just said, why does this story sound so familiar?"

The living room became silent again, this time everyone looked at the bull, and Winnie covered her mouth and snickered.

The evening event was a failure because of cultural differences between the two parties. Qin Shiou thought he was timid, but he had no fear of ghosts and vampires that the fishermen said.

The same is true of the ghost stories that the fishermen told him. Chinese ghost stories sell mystery and the unknown. Some stories have no ghosts throughout the story, but the time period of occurrence is beyond human ability.

The fishermen can't understand, they don't understand that there is no ghost in the story, so what is there to be afraid of? As for those things that humans can't do? Maybe God did it?

In this way, the originally scheduled horror story night turned into a pick-me-up night. One person told ghost stories, and others picked out the unreasonable parts, so the atmosphere was really hot.

When it was time to go to bed, Qin Shiou sent the fishermen away. Winnie had already gone upstairs, so he came to clean up the beer cans, cigarette ashes and coffee stains all over the floor.

Shirley went to the kitchen to find something to drink, and when she saw Qin Shiou cleaning up, she came up to help.

Qin Shiou swept the garbage together and asked Shirley to help him get the mop, but Shirley didn't respond after calling a few times. He looked up strangely and saw Shirley looking at the kitchen in bewilderment.

"What's the matter, sweetheart?" Qin Shiou asked with a smile.

Xue Li was full of doubts, and said, "Qin, who came to play just now? Did they bring children? Why are there two little boys staying in the corner of the kitchen?"

Qin Shiou looked into the kitchen, and there was nothing in it. It was so cloudy outside that I couldn't see anything clearly.

"How can there be any little boy? Come on, Shirley, I know what you want to do, you want to scare me, right?" Qin Shiou laughed.

Shirley took his hand and said anxiously: "Really, Qin, I didn't scare you, can't you see? There are two little boys over there? One has yellow hair and the other has black hair. I thought who brought them The children of tourists came to play."

Seeing Xue Li's seriousness, Qin Shiou's heart trembled a little, and he said firmly: "No, no, Xue Li, there is no one inside!"

Shirley pointed to the corner of the kitchen and said, "Obviously there is, just looking down on us from there! I swear, Qin, if there are no children there, you can drive me to the boarding school!"

Qin Shiou knew that this was a very important oath for Shirley, much more serious than swearing to God.

This made his scalp a little numb, isn't it, what the hell is going on in the kitchen?

He swallowed, pressed Shirley's shoulder and said seriously: "Did you see two children in the corner?"

Shirley nodded vigorously, and asked in panic, "Can't you see?"

Qin Shiou quickly took out his mobile phone, unfortunately, he used his mobile phone for lighting just now, and it was out of battery, so he forced it to start, the mobile phone flickered after turning on, and then the screen turned black again.

"Fuck off the chain!" Qin Shiou cursed, he turned his head and saw the tiger and leopard, thinking of the legend in his hometown that dogs can see ghosts, he immediately pulled them over.

Huzi and Leopard looked at him cutely, jumping up and down and wanting to have fun, Qin Shiou had no choice but to slap them away, and cursed: "Damn it, you're off the hook too!"

A light suddenly lit up, Qin Shiou was startled, and looked back to see that it was Shirley who turned on the light of her mobile phone.

"Look, are there two children there? Two boys, one with yellow hair and one with black hair?" Shirley said in a panic as she illuminated the corner with her mobile phone light.

Qin Shiou boldly followed Shirley's little hand's instructions to look, and then saw that there were really two children, one with yellow hair and one with black hair, but they were stuck to the refrigerator door, and there was a line of letters above the other two children's heads:...( To be continued.)

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