Five Hundred and One, Beware the Mallet Is Broken
Han Qixiu is actually a very cold person. In this world, so far, he only cares about two people, Han Qingye and Shen Jiao.
He doesn't reject the matter of having children, but he doesn't have too many expectations. Everything goes with the flow. When the child comes, he will raise it, just like Dabao and Xiaojiao.
But now having a baby contradicts his favorite job?
His choice is naturally not to have children!
But Shen Jiao was on the contrary, she always hoped to have her own children, not too much, just one or two, too much, she was afraid that her love would not be divided enough, and she would wrong the children.
She had long dreamed that if one day she had a child of her own, whether it was a boy or a girl, she would definitely take good care of him and never let him suffer a little bit of grievance.
But what does Han Qixiu mean when he says he can't give birth?
How can I not have a baby?
"Brother Han, I want to have a baby." Shen Jiao pouted.
The first time, Shen Jiao did not follow Han Qixiu and raised objections, and she was very firm!
Han Qixiu patiently coaxed: "We'll be born when we have it, but it's not there yet!"
"But you don't want to listen to Master's words. Master said that if I don't do what he said, I will never have children in my life." Shen Jiao frowned.
Han Qixiu secretly greeted Dong Fangzheng 10,000 times, and planned to put some croton powder on the meat made by his daughter-in-law, so that the old guy could not be killed!
Manage the east and the west on the young master's bed?
"Your master is lying to you. It has always been hard to cultivate the field to get a harvest, but no one said that a large harvest can be obtained by cultivating less. Old man Dong has been a bachelor all his life. What does he know about having a baby?" .
"My master is a master of Chinese medicine, how could he not understand? Anyway, brother Han, just listen to my master. Can we succeed in the first half of the year?" Shen Jiao begged.
"No, I have to listen to this matter." Han Qixiu was resolutely unwilling to give in.
Don't say it's a half-year trial, even if it's a half-month trial, it won't work!
Shen Jiao said all her good words, but Han Qixiu didn't let go. When it comes to matters of principle, his mouth is tighter than a clam shell!
"Jiaojiao eats a piece of meat, the fat let me bite." Han Qixiu diligently put the meat in Shen Jiao's bowl.
"Don't eat, I'm full!"
Shen Jiao turned her back in anger, she was really angry, it's only been half a year, and it's not completely banned, it's not even three times a week!
Why didn't he agree?
The more she thought about it, the more aggrieved Shen Jiao burst into tears. It was light rain at first, but it soon turned into heavy rain, rushing!
Make someone flustered and flustered!
What is Young Master Han's fatal killing?
Of course beauty tears--
And it's just Shen Jiao's beautiful tears!
One drop can make the hard-hearted Young Master Han instantly melt, and everything can be put aside!
Han Qixiu hurriedly hugged Shen Jiao. Seeing her little face was full of tears, his heart was about to twitch, and he hurriedly coaxed: "Jiaojiao stop crying, I'll let you bite, you can bite wherever you want, okay?"
Shen Jiao sobbed and said, "No, you will only bully me!"
"Heaven and earth conscience, when did I bully you? It's too late for me to love my daughter-in-law!" Han Qixiu was wronged.
"I just want to have a baby, you don't let me have a baby, what are you bullying me?" Shen Jiao glared at him accusingly.
Han Qixiu scratched his forehead, why does Jiaojiao have to go into the pit of giving birth?
"Don't we have Dabao and Xiaojiao? Look how fun they are, but they are much better than dolls."
Dabao and Xiaojiao, who were in love with each other on the ground, called out to Shen Jiao with a 'meow', and her tail was wagging happily.
Shen Jiao was about to die of anger, and yelled at Han Qixiu, "Dabao and Xiaojiao are fine, but will they talk to me? I want to have a baby, raise him little by little, and listen to him call me mother. ,
Calling your father, and wanting to see him get married, can these big treasures and petites do it? "
Han Qixiu was a little guilty at the big eyes of his daughter-in-law, so he glared at the two cats secretly.
Dabao and Xiaojiao, who was also shot while lying down, want to cry but have no tears, man, would you like to hear a cat language?
"Jiaojiao, I'm not saying that we can't give birth, we will give birth if we have it!" Han Qixiu let out a sigh of relief.
"But you are unwilling to cooperate with me, so how can I give birth?" Shen Jiao shouted angrily.
Han Qixiu's head hurts again, let's cooperate with his daughter-in-law.
When Jiaojiao made a fuss, he panicked!
What to do?
You can't have both fish and bear's paw!
Han Qixiu glanced at Shen Jiao, who had tears in her eyes, and her heart ached a little bit more. She felt sad for herself and her daughter-in-law, so let's be a little more uncomfortable. Why can't I make my daughter-in-law sad!
Gritting his teeth, Han Qixiu took out the courage to swing his sword from the palace, and resolutely said: "Then listen to Jiaojiao, let's try the first half of the year."
Damn, I have to put more crotons on the meat for old man Dong, what kind of bad idea?
Shen Jiao broke into a smile and said happily with tears in her eyes, "Brother Han, you are so kind."
The daughter-in-law stopped crying, Han Qixiu let out a long sigh, and let go of his heart, coaxing his daughter-in-law once was even more difficult than dealing with dozens of enemies!
"But this month is almost over, let's start next month." Han Qixiu tried his best to strive for benefits.
The corners of Shen Jiao's mouth twitched. It's only early April, and a month has just begun!
However, she didn't raise any objections. It's not easy to get some meat out of the wolf's mouth, but it's only a month late, so let him go!
"Listen to Brother Han."
Han Qixiu grinned, took out a handkerchief to wipe Shen Jiao's tears, and teased, "You're such an adult, you're still like a child, and you'll drop golden beans at every turn."
"Who made you bully me!" Shen Jiao snorted.
"Okay, it's my fault, but I can say it ahead, we only have one baby!" Han Qixiu's tone was serious, not joking.
He has to be a monk for half a year after giving birth to a baby, even if the Buddha is reincarnated, he will never give birth!
Shen Jiao didn't say a word, and let Han Qixiu talk to herself. She gave birth to the first child first. As for the future, she could cry a few more times!
"Jiaojiao eat quickly and rest early after eating."
However, Han Qixiu automatically took Shen Jiao's silence as the default, and his mood was even better.
Eat more, how can you work if you are not full?
There is only less than a month left to enjoy a feast, and he can't waste a minute or a second!
Before it was dark, Han Qixiu put Shen Jiao on the bed to work hard, just like a tireless old scalper!
Wu Shan had been flooding several times for a long time, and Shen Jiao was so tired that she lost nine-tenths of her life, and she still had one breath left to blow bubbles.
"Brother Han, I'm so tired!" Shen Jiao coquettishly.
"Then let's rest for ten minutes." Brother Bing was still very generous.
Shen Jiao was about to vomit blood, but she blurted out in confusion: "Aren't you afraid that your club will be broken?"
Han Qixiu frowned. After three seconds, he realized the deep meaning of his daughter-in-law's words. How dare he despise his fighting power?
"Cancel in ten minutes, continue the battle, and let you see the hammer of your man!"
Shen Jiao covered her face, wishing she could cut off her tongue!
Master, you are killing me!