Two Hundred and Ninety-Six Out of a Thief Bone (Baobai Doll I and Shibi +)

296 Out of a Thief Bones

Because of their high spirits, they ate the meal very late. The meal started at seven o'clock and didn't end until 9:30. Everyone was drunk, even Lu Ping was a little lost, not to mention Qian Wenliang, he The amount of alcohol was not good, and he had already fallen asleep on the table.

They were all drunk, and they couldn't ride their bicycles. They had to ask Han Qixiu to drive them home, while Qian Shuya and Wu Gangqiang rode them back.

Shen Jiao wiped Shen Jiaxing's face, then helped him to the sofa, covered it with a blanket, and started to clean up the tableware and dishes. Let Han Qixiu do everything!

‘knock knock knock’

When someone knocked on the door, Shen Jiao hurriedly turned on the street light and asked in a low voice who it was. A low voice came from outside the door: "I, Huang Mengdi."

Shen Jiao breathed a sigh of relief now, it's good that they didn't ponder, she's alone now, if these people come, she can't beat them!

Huang Mengdi was still wearing a black and gray smock, her hair was messy, and her face was gloomy. She didn't even smile when she saw Shen Jiao. Gu Zi pushed the door open and walked into the room.

"Mengdi, what are you doing?"

Shen Jiao asked from behind, wondering in her heart, seeing this girl's posture as if she was going to make trouble!

"I'm looking for Grandpa Shen, not you!"

Huang Mengdi didn't turn her head back and went straight into the living room.

"Grandpa Shen, wake up, the Qingming fruit that Shen Xiu gave you, I want to hand it to you!"

Huang Mengdi pushed Shen Jiaxing, who was sleeping like a dead pig on the sofa, and shouted loudly in his ear, but the drunk Shen Jiaxing couldn't wake him up even if there was a thunderstorm.

Shen Jiao laughed secretly, Shen Xiu, a woman who really knows how to study, actually thought of asking Huang Mengdi to send it over!

"Mengdi, my grandfather is sleeping, don't wake him up, hand over the things to me!" Shen Jiao said.

Huang Mengdi was extremely stubborn, and categorically refused: "No, I promised Shen Xiu that she would hand it over to the Shen family grandfather. I ate two of Shen Xiu's fruits, and I must not lose my trust."

The corner of Shen Jiao's mouth twitched, the reward for two fruits?

It's really tall!

"That way you just handed it over to my grandfather, you don't lose faith!"

Shen Jiao was too lazy to waste time with her, she walked over and took the lunch box and stuffed it into Shen Jiaxing's hands, smiling at her.

Huang Mengdi sullenly gave her a white look, then glanced at Shen Jiaxing, who was in a thunderous voice, and nodded: "Okay, that's it, I've done it, don't tell Shen Xiu that I didn't do it well in the future! "

Shen Jiao was annoyed when she heard Shen Xiu's name, her heart moved, and she said to her, "I'll give you five fruits as a reward, you will return this lunch box to Shen Xiu for me!"

As she said that, she opened the lunch box and wanted to take five fruits out of it. Depending on the size of the lunch box, it could hold at least five fruits.

only--

The lunch box is empty!

Not to mention five, not even one!

Shen Jiao blinked and glanced at Huang Mengdi, she didn't mean anything else, she just looked at it subconsciously, but this glance made Huang Mengdi a lot.

"Let me tell you, it's impossible for me to eat the fruit. I only ate two of the fruit, and it was Shen Xiu who gave me the reward. It stands to reason that there must be six more fruit in it."

Huang Mengdi jumped up, and her voice finally changed from the gloomy voice of the past, roaring like a duck.

Shen Jiao didn't want to dwell on this matter, so she ran to the kitchen and took five salted fruits and put them in Huang Mengdi's hands: "If you don't have it, it's gone, please help me return the empty lunch box to Shen Xiu. "

Huang Mengdi refused to accept the salted fruit, and said angrily: "You mean that the fruit is eaten by me? Let me tell you, I am poor and ambitious, not mine, even if it is Tang monk meat, I will not touch it. , this fruit is absolutely impossible for me to eat."

Shen Jiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

He explained: "I didn't say you ate it, maybe it was a wild cat, I mean it doesn't matter, I don't care who ate it, I just want you to help me return the lunch box to Shen Xiu. !"

"You don't care about me. I said that it's not what I eat or what I eat. I must find out about it. I'm a good and innocent family, but you can't let you smear my reputation!"

Huang Mengdi didn't appreciate it, her expression changed, she seemed to think of something, and she rushed out like a tornado, frightening Shen Jiao.

Shen Jiao shook her head helplessly, put five Qingming fruits in the lunch box, and planned to send them to Huang Mengdi, but she really didn't want to deal with Shen Xiu at all.

As soon as I walked out of the door, there was a heart-piercing scream from the next door!

Shen Jiao's body trembled involuntarily, her foot that stepped into the threshold was retracted!

She should go home, she doesn't have to make a mess!

only--

"Mom, the third sister is going to beat me to death, and the Huang family is going to cut off the incense, help!"

A boy shouted and ran out with a big bright bag on his head. He ran very fast. Behind him, Huang Mengdi chased up with a rolling pin, running no slower than her brother.

This boy is the lifeblood of the Huang family's treasure - Huang Baogen.

Huang Baogen saw Shen Jiao, his eyes lit up, and rushed towards her. Shen Jiao was startled, and without even thinking about it, he kicked him and kicked his ass upside down.

"Oh, why are you kicking me? I just want to have a word with you!" Huang Baogen wanted to cry without tears.

Shen Jiao took a few steps back guiltily, and Ai Ai said, "I didn't see it clearly, I thought you were a bad person!"

Aunt Huang rushed out, seeing her son lying on the ground, her triangular eyes suddenly turned into four corners, and she swept over to Shen Jiao coldly.

It's about the safety of my son, so I can't be flattered!

"You little bastard, I beat you to death, how dare you steal other people's fruit? You don't learn good things!"

Huang Mengdi rushed up and punched Huang Baogen in the face, causing Huang Baogen to cry and howl.

Aunt Huang pulled off her daughter and asked about Guozi, her face was red and white, and she was panting heavily.

"Why don't you tell Mom if you want to eat fruit? Why do you want to steal it? You...you really embarrassed me and your dad!"

Aunt Qin and Aunt Lu also ran out to watch the excitement, looking like they were watching a good show.

Aunt Qin even exaggeratedly exclaimed: "Oh, I stole needles when I was young, and stole gold when I was big. It's incredible, there's a thief's bone in our yard!"

"Yeah, in the future, the banknotes and food stamps in the house must be put away, otherwise, I don't know when the thief's bones will come to the door, tsk tsk!" Aunt Lu also sarcastically.

Aunt Huang's face was ashen with anger, and she wanted to defend a few words, but she had no confidence. In extreme anger, she picked up her rolling pin and swung it down without thinking.

"Oh, mom, stop beating, it's going to kill you!"

"I didn't steal it. The fruit was kept in my house. I ate something from my own house. How could I steal it!"

While dodging, Huang Baogen shouted injustice, plausibly.

old sheep loves fish says

The fifth is a bit late, I'm sorry, my son is disobedient today, and I feel a little depressed, huh, thank you for your support, I will make an appointment tomorrow, good night!

Note: Thief Bones is Shanghai dialect, which means thief.