I Am Kaka

I am fat? I’m still wretched. Greedy? I’m still black. This is the story of a wretched fat man who took the system into football.

【Live broadcast + simulated crime + extreme sports + magic + all-round + invincible + cool article】 Chu Chen traveled to a parallel world and found himself a contestant of a simulated crime program! As long as he conducts relevant criminal activities according to the proposition given by the expert group and is not caught, he will have the opportunity to win the billion-dollar grand prize! When the program team gave the proposition: robbery! Seeing that other contestants were either robbing bags or robbing convenience stores, Chu Chen decided to take a different approach and directly chose to imitate extreme thieves, robbed a money transporter, and parachuted through the Swallow Cave! For a while, the whole network was boiling! "I asked you to rob, but you robbed a money transporter?" "What the hell are these eight challenges?" When the program team gave the proposition: theft! Chu Chen chose to use magic to steal the bank vault! When the program team gave the proposition: serial killer! Chu Chen directly transformed into Saw Shock to let people understand the true meaning of life! Watching Chu Chen's various imaginative criminal methods in the program, the program team panicked, and the whole world was shocked! "If he is a real criminal, the consequences will be disastrous!" - Chinese detective Li Changyu "A unique and peerless gangster, the most imaginative criminal genius in history!" - "Time" cover character "The eight extreme challenges he proposed, no one has been able to complete until now!" - People's Education Press history textbook, page 32, paragraph 1

The “Flying Man” in his twilight years has been unable to fly, and Wade at the end of his career can no longer draw “Lightning”. Only in his twilight years, Link is taller, faster, and stronger than in his rookie season. A superstar who grows backwards will take all the honors into his bag.

He became famous in high school. He is the greatest player of the 03 generation. He is the ruler of an era. He even surpassed Jordan and became the GOAT in the basketball world. He is James...the opponent he least wants to mention. The Chosen One, Ryan!

Here martial arts are no longer intangible legends. They have been passed on from generation to generation and from century to century. After the confrontation with science and technology, they have completely integrated into modern society and all kinds of martial arts competitions are taking place across the country as superiority among scholars are hard to reach a consensus but not as difficult among martial artists! Lou Cheng has found an unknown cultivation item that fuse with him and help him for the first part of martial arts, the meditation. Towards his original dream and the glory in his heart, he will advances step by step, becoming the warrior of this modern city and the hero of the era!

“Mr. Hu Lai, today’s football forwards like you who can only score goals are getting narrower and narrower … But nevertheless, you have achieved dazzling achievements. What is your secret to success?” On a winter afternoon, Hu Lai showed reporters from all over the world the honor he had just received, and some reporters asked him such questions. Facing the eyes cast by the reporters, Hu Lai’s thoughts returned to the afternoon when he was in high school. He stood alone beside the stadium to watch other students play games. They did not let him play, thinking he was here to make trouble. He also thought of what the coach said to him with a straight face: “Hu Lai, if you can’t pay ten times the effort of others, your talent is just worthless stones.” And a disdainful voice: “Modern football The demands on the center are getting higher and more comprehensive. What’s the use of shooting only? ” In the end, his thoughts were frozen at that time, and the night was already looming in the eastern sky. In the middle of the abandoned vacant land covered with grass, a girl said to him very seriously: “Hu Lai, you are actually gifted. , And a great talent! Because you know where the goal is! ” Hu Lai stared at the girl’s eyes, and saw the sunset behind him from those eyes. The sunlight is reflected in the pupils, flowing, burning, condensing into a halo, as if to melt yourself in this light. Hu Lai, who withdrew his thoughts, returned to this warm winter afternoon, facing the excited reporters, he smiled slightly: “Because I know, the goal is there.”

Travel through 2009 and become Frank's disciple and Klopp's junior. Tong Yi originally wanted to be an ordinary coach. But it is impossible to lead a small team to the top of the world and become a giant. And he also completed the transformation from an assistant coach to a legendary coach. A green godfather - thus born! ! !

The most vulnerable time in a tennis game is when you are leading; even if there is a match point, the game is still possible. Football is round, tennis is also round.

The story of a Los Angeles rookie who became a basketball tyrant… I feel this story is a bit familiar. What? Isn’t playing basketball a black technology? I black out everyone, why not count as “black” technology?

After being persuaded to eat enough, Bai Ran, who was a substitute in his previous life, traveled through time and became a player in Real Madrid's youth training and gained the advice system. As long as you listen to other people's suggestions and complete them, you can get various rewards and attributes. So under Zidane, the head coach of Real Madrid's second team, a truly strongest free agent appeared! At a time when Real Madrid was in turmoil, Zidane took over as head coach of Real Madrid, his first time as a first-team head coach. The first thing he did was promote Bai Ran to the first team. "Real Madrid needs you!" "I need you too!!"

My name is Shentong, not express. I’m not in Jianghu, and Jianghu still has my legend: the fifth point guard. [McShentong in Northwestern South Carolina] Shentong single number: 7-9-1-4-5-2-8-2-9 [Broken bamboo produced, must be a boutique]

The new book "Sports Medicine: Starting from the Trail Blazers Veterinarian" has been released~ Jiang Hao returned to become an NBA player in 2011 and tied to the opponent's CBA system. Since then, the level of players who played against him has gradually become outrageous... Howard pushed Jiang Hao away, turned an empty basket into a layup, and transformed into Zhe Ling to eat cross-bridge rice noodles! Thompson Thompson is always possessed by Jay, dribbling on a fast break and hitting his foot out of bounds. Ray Allen missed three consecutive free throws? ? He looks very much like a Polish center. Curry pays tribute to the hand emperor and passes to the opponent? Irving layup butter hands.... James dunked on a fast break and missed the buzzer-beater to pay tribute to Zhang Zhenling? The first of the top ten unsolved mysteries in the NBA: Stars who play against rookie Jiang Hao will definitely suck! ! Fans: All beings are equal, Mr. Jiang, he is not strong, but he can pull opponents to the same starting line! Digital fans: What do you know, this is called a defensive stalwart! Kobe: This guy is cheating! Curry and Harden visited Mr. Jiang three times: Mr. Jiang!! Can you teach us defense? ? Jiang Hao: I am the Waterloo of all superstars! A generation of emperor father was born!