My Name Is Colani

I am fat? I’m still wretched. Greedy? I’m still black. This is the story of a wretched fat man who took the system into football.

Professional Abuse American Dream Team!

What is most lacking in football in the 21st century? Not the boss waving banknotes! Not a coach full of passion and strength! Not a talented striker! Not a creative midfielder! You want to say, isn’t it a goalkeeper who doesn’t make mistakes? Of course not, the guard is the kind of inconspicuous, but scarce talent! After watching Yang Feng’s rebirth, he will break out of his own world in the European continent! It’s great to play football! ! !

After a World Cup game. “A total of 1.5 billion appreciation points?” “It’s time to raise the free kick to the hall level!” … Chu Ge inadvertently obtained a system that can be upgraded by collecting appreciation, and since then, he has to be powerful.

I am the big winner in football. Li Yi, the biggest winner on the football field.

After being persuaded to eat enough, Bai Ran, who was a substitute in his previous life, traveled through time and became a player in Real Madrid's youth training and gained the advice system. As long as you listen to other people's suggestions and complete them, you can get various rewards and attributes. So under Zidane, the head coach of Real Madrid's second team, a truly strongest free agent appeared! At a time when Real Madrid was in turmoil, Zidane took over as head coach of Real Madrid, his first time as a first-team head coach. The first thing he did was promote Bai Ran to the first team. "Real Madrid needs you!" "I need you too!!"

In the summer of 1994, the Millwall Youth Army, led by young coach Audridge, was about to rewrite the history of a century without a crown. The deep blue of the mad lion, determined to sweep across Europe…

This year, Rehagel sang Greek mythology, Professor Wenger played undefeated and won the championship, Leeds United arrived in the first year of the British crown, the team is facing the danger of custody. At this time of crisis, a fan with a soul from later generations took over the white army in the storm, and personally created the myth of the young guards one after another, turning Leeds United into a legendary giant. I am a giant!

Li Ang, who died suddenly due to the life of a social animal, reopened America. This time he wanted to live a different life and see where the limit of human beings is. ---------- Contains: cycling, running, arm wrestling, Titan game, slapping competition, strongman competition, UFC mixed martial arts......

Once the football jokes, our factory has eight fights exclusively! The arsenal that once swept the Premier League and hit 49 unbeaten rounds began to sink. That was the beginning of the nightmare of countless Arsenal fans! Our factory, Nana, the leader of the European Union, the temperature difference sign, the captain of the sales team, the four crazy demons, etc… The Gunners bid farewell to the Henry era and sent Vieira away. The fans thought it was ushered in a new era, but the reality told them that it was a traitor who deceived all their feelings! In August 2011, Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas left with a humiliating transfer, and at the same moment Arsenal welcomed a teenager! Wenger: “Do you want to be an ordinary defender or a world-class midfielder?” Everything changes from here…

Trade with thousands of NBA players in parallel planes! Iverson: “Boy, I am wearing flowers and butterflies, and I will give you 20% off!” Olajuwon: “Boy, I see your bones are clear, this fantasy dance step is for you!” Rick Barry: “Well, my urinal…would you like…no money, free…” A big black: “Big brother, you can’t use these stunts if you buy them, but I have a physical talent, you know…”

Cai Jian was also a man with dreams. Become a professional football agent, but the reality constantly hits him. In the end, Cai Jian returned to China and became a broker spurned by income. Cai Jian was reborn in 2012, and he took another path in this life. Not only made enough money, but also gained a reputation and became China’s first broker.