My Divine Diary

Five Hundred and Forty-Four Why Don’t You Smile?

Inspired by Su Hao, Ah Xing discovered that the combination of himself and Ah Wang was indeed invincible.

There is no need to confront people face to face!

As long as the poisonous gas formula given by Su Hao is valid, then he is not the mage of the source of deception, but comparable to the mage of the source of deception!

Unless a person doesn't need to breathe air, he can always kill the other person!

One day, two days, three days...

It's really not possible to use poison bubbles to keep him alive for a year!

Just be careful and avoid being discovered, and hide in the dark to cause mischief!

When everything was ready, the three of them found a place to drop down and disappeared into the forest.

Through Ah Wang's ability to sense and share, Ah Xing accurately locked the position of the Hairy Team, and then controlled a huge poisonous gas ball to silently block their path.

If you take the initiative to throw it, it will be easily sensed by the other party, but if they bump into it themselves, then there is no such worry.

On the other side, the three members of the hairy team smiled and happily discussed how to play tonight, as if the unpleasant experience of turning into pigs had disappeared.

As he walked, the big blacksmith frowned and said, "Why does it always feel like something is wrong!"

One of his teammates also frowned and said, "That's true. Could it be that there was some conspiracy? Danzi, did you notice anything wrong?"

The bearer was the Qizhiyuan mage who was responsible for sensing and vigilance in the Hairy Team. He sensed it carefully for a while and said: "It's those guys who don't know the heights and heights of the world just now, and they have been following them. Maybe they are responsible for it. Hey, two newbies, It does not matter!"

"I always feel like something is wrong, why don't I go over and kill them! Keeping them is always a disaster."

"They can fly, but we can't fly. It's difficult to kill them! Unless you take advantage of them and strike hard. The captain was dodged just now. Don't worry, as long as they don't come over, it'll be fine. I've already Remember their aura, it’s not too late to strike tonight!”

"Could it be that they gave us poisonous gas? The Source of Qi mage likes to play this kind of dirty trick."

"Hahaha! Don't worry! I am the nemesis of the poisonous gas of the Source of Qi Mage, and there is no poison that cannot be cured by the universal antidote pills in my treasure box!"

At this time, the captain of the blacksmith said: "The burden,

Damn it, take out the detoxification pills, don't capsize. This is what it feels like when the Qi Source mage uses poisonous gas, it’s unmistakable! What a bastard, I let them off the hook and still have the guts to come back and cause trouble. Hum, I want them to look good tonight! "

Duanzi poured out three round green beads from an iron box with a nonchalant expression, and each of them drank one. He said confidently: "Captain, don't worry! We have been out here for so many years, what kind of storms and waves have we not seen? Just those two Mao boy, hey!"

After taking the pills, the three of them felt at ease and the smiles returned to their faces.

After walking for a while, Danzi's expression suddenly changed, he held onto the tree trunk next to him and said, "Oops, I seem to be poisoned!"

"???"

Aren’t detox pills a panacea?

Before they could ask questions, the expressions on the blacksmith and another team member's faces suddenly changed. They felt dizzy, their throats were dry and itchy, and it was difficult to swallow.

The big blacksmith immediately said: "Don't stay, leave the place first, and start running! Duzi, hurry up and get the antidote pills out, you are really poisoned! Those two bastards are dead!"

The three of them immediately gathered their strength and ran quickly, instantly out of the range of the poisonous gas created by Ah Xing, and then swallowed the antidote pills created by Danzi.

As they ran, the three of them fell to the ground one after another. The big blacksmith yelled in a hoarse voice: "Your mother, do you think your broken balls will work? Don't play nice, hurry up and detoxify me!"

The burden was also in a panic. I took out all kinds of treasure boxes, poured out all kinds of meatballs, and stuffed them all into my stomach regardless of whether they were useful or not.

However, the poison did not subside until they were full, and the three of them became even weaker.

In the end, the burden that could no longer be swallowed said in despair: "Captain, I have never seen this kind of poison, and it may not be able to be cured..."

The blacksmith climbed up hard with his hammer and said, "Where are they? Go over and hammer him to death!"

Danzi pointed in one direction and said: "Over there!"

Then the blacksmith carried the hammer, his legs were weak, but he still walked firmly in that direction step by step, and roared hoarsely: "What are you doing lying down? Get up quickly, I'm such a waste."

Su Hao was surprised and said: "He's not dead yet? What a powerful body. It should be the source body."

Awang said: "They are coming, what should we do? Go up and kill them?"

Axing also glanced at Su Hao and asked for his opinion.

Su Hao said: "Why are you hitting him? Keep pouring poison into him!"

Makes sense!

Ah Xing and Ah Wang looked at each other and continued to control the poison gas to cover the Hairy Team. When the other party approached, they stayed away. When the other party wanted to run, they chased after them. It was very safe. Gu Shi

However, it was indeed a bit unethical to do this, which made the three members of the Hairy Team very angry.

Their legs were now weak and they couldn't catch up or run away. There was unknown poisonous gas following them, and they didn't dare to stop.

What is despair?

I guess this is it!

The blacksmith had no choice but to roar incompetently, smashing the hammer in all directions, turning the surroundings into a world of various weapons, but it still could not change the fact that his body was gradually weakening and decaying.

Courage said weakly: "Captain, let's pretend to be dead! If we attract them here, there may be a glimmer of hope."

The three of them looked at each other, and after struggling for a while, they fell straight to the ground, and then remained motionless. What they expressed inside and outside was: I am dead, come and collect the body!

Not long after, Awang said: "It seems to be dead!"

Su Hao knew that he was not dead, so he shook his head and said: "Even if he is dead, don't be careless. Keep soaking him with poisonous gas for a few hours to ensure safety."

Makes sense!

So Ah Xing continued to surround the three members of the Hairy Team with poison gas, and very considerately helped them penetrate it into their nostrils.

Waiting left and right, no one appeared. The Hairy Team couldn't lie down and wanted to get up. At this time, they found that their bodies were numb and disobedient, and they couldn't get up!

"It's over!"

The three of them were stunned. They never expected that the famous Hairy Team would end up in such a place and end in such a humiliating way.

I don’t even have the mood to say ‘I have no regrets in this life’.

Until nightfall, the three of them never got up again, until they could neither swallow nor spit out their last breath.

Awang said: "I should have died completely..."

After finishing, he gave Ah Xing a thumbs up and said: "A Xing is really good at what he does, so powerful! You are already invincible!"

Su Hao chuckled and said: "It's really amazing! If you, Ah Xing, can develop the effect of automatically locking and following the poisonous gas group, you won't be able to escape from the poisonous gas range, and you will be even more invincible!"

Ah Xing and Ah Wang took a breath of air, this guy Ah Yang is truly a ruthless person!

Su Hao said: "Let's go, it's almost done, go over and have a look."

After getting close, for the sake of safety, Axing used an air blade to cut off the heads of the three people before he finally felt relieved.

Looking at the three corpses at the end, he couldn't imagine that they were his own handiwork!

You know, these three people are all high-level source mages!

Ah Xing walked over and lifted up the pig's head that had returned to its original state. He took a long breath and said, "Bury them, and then go back and hand over the mission!"

Axing had a strange premonition that he would be different after today.

He secretly said: "Perhaps being an invisible assassin is more suitable for me!"

Then he laughed at himself: "I didn't expect that in the end, the person who enjoys the glory the most can only turn around and expose his back." ’

When the three of them returned to Huoling Town, they found that there were already many people there. Judging from the dirty appearance of these people, they must be those poor people infected by pig brains.

However, the news that ‘The Hairy Team successfully solved the strange disaster’ has completely spread!

Ah Xing suddenly laughed.

Awang asked curiously: "Axing, why are you laughing?"

"Laughing at this ridiculous world! An inexplicable, unexplainable feeling! I didn't feel anything before, but now I just want to laugh out loud."

Awang also laughed.

Axing asked: "What are you laughing at?"

Ah Wang shrugged and said, "I don't know. If you laugh, I will laugh too, otherwise I'm afraid of embarrassing you."

Then the two of them looked at Su Hao: "Ayang, why don't you smile?"

Su Hao: "..."

These two people are out of their minds and should be stuffed with pig heads!

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