Chapter 236 Cutting Xiaobao

She glared at him, "You brat, are you kidding your mother?"

Xiaobao clasped his hands behind his back in an old-fashioned manner, "Xuanxuan, do you know what you look like now?"

"like what?"

"I'd better not say it, so as not to hurt your heart."

She calmed her breathing and said, "Don't worry, baby, my heart is made of iron."

"I never knew what the expression of the harem woman on TV looked like..." Xiaobao looked at her with pity, "It turns out that she is just like you, mom..."

"Cheng Xiaobao, you're asking for a beating!" She stood up from the sofa suddenly and raised her palm to hit him. The little guy turned around and ran away, "The tigress is hitting someone! Help..."

The childish voice was full of panic. Cheng Yingxuan chased him with long legs. The little guy entered the bedroom in a flash. The little figure was running around, and Cheng Yingxuan followed closely.

"Ah...Xuanxuan, spare your life!"

"Caught the penis cut!"

The originally lifeless home quickly became noisy.

"I was wrong...please let me go..." The little figure crawled across the big bed, ran into the cabinet and hid, and closed the sliding cabinet door.

Cheng Yingxuan was about to open the door, with a 'vicious' look on her face, "Come out, I'll let you go after a few cuts."

Xiaobao's small hand was firmly pressed against the sliding door, and his tone was pitiful, "I won't come out. Xuanxuan, you only have a son, are you willing to let me become a eunuch?"

"If I'm willing to give up, I can regenerate."

"If someone has a penis again, it won't be Xiaobao's penis." The little guy emphasized solemnly, "You are very career-oriented and don't like taking care of children. It's weird that you are willing to give birth."

Damn, she is really a good mother-in-law, No Ruoer. Cheng Yingxuan said kindly, "Son, don't worry, with your pretty face, after cutting off your penis and putting on a skirt, you will definitely be the most beautiful girl in kindergarten..."

"Mom, has my father been dead for a long time, and you have become a pervert?" The little guy was not as strong as her, and she forced the cabinet door open. He screamed and tried to escape again, but she grabbed his little body and stretched out his hand. Tickling his armpits.

"Xuanxuan, I'm not ticklish..." the little guy said seriously.

"Then grab your penis." She really stretched out her claws to grab it.

The little guy's pink and tender face turned red, he giggled out of embarrassment and covered his crotch, "Xuanxuan, learned people in ancient times said that there is no clear distinction between male and female animals..."

"It's not clear what I'm giving or receiving."

"Oh, you can't tell whether a beast is a beast or not." He muttered immaturely, "Mom, when you attack children, you really can't tell whether they are beasts or not..."

She was annoyed and amused, "Ah, Cheng Xiaobao, you bastard, I'm going to destroy you!"

Cheng Xiaobao suddenly wrapped his arms and legs around her like an octopus and acted coquettishly, "Destroy it, it depends on how willing you are."

She really doesn't want to be embarrassed...

The two were having fun for a while, then Cheng Xiaobao held his chin and said, "Look, this time a certain guy doesn't resent his wife."

"..." She had a black line on her head, "I can't tell that a certain treasure has good intentions."

"It's good that you know." The little guy raised his wrist and looked at the time on his small watch. It was five forty in the evening. "Xuanxuan, it's time for us to go to dinner." If we don't go, someone will be in a hurry.

Cheng Yingxuan took the bag and said, "Let's go, I'll treat you to a high-end restaurant for dinner."

Cheng Xiaobao measured her messy hair and said, "Mom, why don't you put on your makeup and comb your hair?"

She casually smoothed her hair with her five fingers, held her head high, and said, "It's not like we're going on a blind date to put on makeup."

Cheng Xiaobao saw that she was wearing an off-white dress with gold edging patterns, a cross-body bag of the same color and high heels. This outfit did not matter even for a formal occasion.