Chapter 102 Funny Version 007
Chapter 102 Funny Version 007
Regarding someone's right words, the reporter has become numb, and the old guys are really too. Wouldn't it be hard for themselves to provoke people who show off their mouths.
William White definitely has a way of hating people. The most important point is that he can act cute and pretend to be stupid, and no one will take his temper.
Isn't it normal for a child, and a recognized genius, to have some problems?
Laomei doesn't like great people. If you really have no shortcomings, people will be afraid of you instead.
It was such a person who published the harmful theory of comics, a complete idealist, and ended up harming a whole generation.
It may be too much to say this, but it is undeniable that simply and rudely snatching children's cartoons does cause some people psychological problems.
Don't be surprised, Laomei's glass heart is really fragile. Look at the income of their psychiatrists and you will understand that many people have mental illness.
This thing is the same as drunken madness, there is a distinction between civil and military. The civil ones are just tossing themselves, and it will be over if they are tormented to death. The martial ones can be troublesome. They are definitely troublemakers.
In places where life pressure is high, there are many people with psychological problems, and the more developed countries are, the more people suffer from them.
The foot basin is very good. They like to toss themselves. In developed countries, their suicide rate is the first.
Girls in the foot basin also like to form a group to do this. If you stay in a hotel in the foot basin, it is no problem for men and women to share one room. No one will come to check the room.
Men and boys are also OK, they also have some weird hobbies, but the two girls can't, many hotels will refuse to stay. People are not worried about your hobbies, this is your own business, and they don't care about it.
Girls with feet are timid and more afraid of pain, so they will choose to go together. If you go to hell together, they can't control it, and you can't ruin their room.
Lao Mei’s mental illness is terrible, and it’s usually publicized. It’s risky to make a film or write a novel. Don’t over-describe the details, because some people will imitate this kind of criminal behavior.
Sometimes you will be surprised when you see Laomei's police and gangster movies. This is too naive. I guess I was caught before I went out.
It’s not that their screenwriters are not good enough. Unless you’re making an R-rated movie, you’d better take it easy, don’t say I didn’t warn you, you might be sued, and your box office isn’t enough to pay for it.
If you want to say that the old beauty is really hypocritical, there are not too many restrictions on R-rated movies. The cable TV is full of such unhealthy things. Why do you turn a blind eye and listen to it?
Let me tell you that bad guys are bad guys no matter what, and it’s best if you have the ability to protect yourself. You rarely hear about these things in Texas.
Haha, Texans are so tough that they are even afraid of neuropathy. They don't care if you are sick or not, they will put you down first and then talk about other things.
"Boss, Mr. Atkinson is here, and he said he has an appointment with you." The little secretary is in a good mood today, with a chiffon shirt and an A-line skirt, a little sober.
"Okay, invite him in and make us a cup of coffee." William White made the decision for him. He doesn't have English-style black tea here. These guys are too hypocritical. When to add milk and how many times do you need to stir it? There are requirements.
William White thinks they don’t know how to drink tea. If it’s really good tea, it must be handcrafted and traditionally processed. It’s all about the water you use. What do you mean by adding milk?
If you add milk to the Dahongpao of the Celestial Dynasty, it is estimated that the tea farmers will fight you desperately.
Well, this is a cultural difference, and the people of the Celestial Dynasty are not much better. For example, green tea is added to XO, and Master Kang is specified by him.
The so-called XO means that 45% of the puree must be more than 100 years old. If you drink it like this, other winemakers will also vomit blood.
Not to mention red wine and cola, I really don't know how to drink it, why don't you just buy grape juice, at least it's cheaper.
Ghosts also mix fruit juice with spirits. They usually choose vodka. William White once thought maliciously that the bastard who invented this drinking method probably wanted to get the girl drunk.
"The contract is signed?" William White said with a smile.
"Yes, Mr. White, my agent is already handling the formalities." Rowan Atkinson still had a dull expression on his face.
William White waved his hand and said, "Call me William, have you read the script? Tell me what you think."
When it comes to the script, Rowan Atkinson is very happy, he loves this script. Most importantly, this is simply a tailor-made movie.
Agent Bean, simply put, is a funny version of 007. You can say that he discredits 007.
Aren't you 007 heroic and mighty?
I'll just give you a dumbass agent.
Isn't your 007 a self-propelled artillery?
Dude, just come and see if you can eat it.
Do you have all kinds of high-tech weapons?
It doesn't matter, due to the poor economic situation, my buddies are all pirated black technology, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, these black technology weapons will lie down when you need them most.
Do you have a luxury supercar?
My buddy uses a car made of sticks. Although it looks good, it is still lying at the critical moment.
There is a stalk about the stick cars in this period, saying that German cars run when they are driven, and the legs of the cars are dragged. The stick cars are the most powerful, and they need to be pushed to run.
When Lao Mei told this joke, she obviously ignored her own car. They are limited better than Bangzi, and they are also the type who often lie down.
But the sticks are catching up, and for a long time, their quality is better than that of the foot basin.
Of course, this refers to the North American region. It is really speechless to say that the best quality car in the world is the North American version.
You can't simply regard it as discrimination. Their domestic quality is also not as good as the North American version.
Regardless of the rubbish made by old American cars, their spending power is indeed top-notch. If you have such terrible spending power, manufacturers naturally need to please.
Forget it in other areas, things in Tianchao are amazing, not only the price is the most expensive, but the quality is also very good, and the most outrageous thing is that the sales volume is also very amazing.
Many luxury brands of cars went out of business as early as Tianchao. For such parents who live and eat, they don’t even give them the best cars. I don’t know what’s going on in the minds of these bastards. I’ve never seen such an outrageous thing.
Rowan Atkinson was very satisfied. As a John Bull, he has been unhappy with 007 for more than a day or two. How could a super agent be a humanoid fort? This is really nonsense.
Agents have one of the most basic selection criteria, that is, absolutely no handsome guys.
The best choice is the popular face, which is the best if you can't remember it when you go out. Those with outstanding physical characteristics are not wanted, and no matter how talented they are, unless what you cultivate is a one-off product.
Anyway, everyone is saving the world. Super agents can do it, and Agent Bean is also fine, and they are economical.
When this movie is released, it is estimated that United Artists will vomit blood in anger, and the tit-for-tat is too obvious.
Plagiarism?
Ha ha! People are all doing it the other way around, okay, you are allowed to shoot secret agents, can't buddies not shoot?
One is not good, the box office may be higher than yours, because the sense of substitution is stronger than yours, handsome guys and the like are the most annoying, and the buddies will have the slightest counterattack drama.
I recommend a book by a friend, Feiyang 1997, if you are interested, you can read it. ????