Brother I Will Never Take Drugs

Waking up in a fourteen-year-old body, Li Zexuan a modern-day engineering otaku unexpectedly found himself in the Great Tang Dynasty during Emperor Taizong’s reign! When modern technology, lazy ideals, and 21st-century culture confronts Confucian orthodoxy the era of engineering has begun. Though Li Zexuan only wants to stay at home, hold his lady, play cards, sleep, read novels, and live a life of leisure. Destiny thinks otherwise with great knowledge comes great responsibility and also a great deal of entanglement with the Emperor.

Wen runs a game company on the verge of bankruptcy, which is a very developed game industry... The quality of the games produced by well-known companies is comparable to reality, and each masterpiece is carefully carved into the ninth art. However, he found that these games are all powerful, the enemy is weak, and brainless pushes can be easily clear... There is no underworld game in the whole world? In this way, where can you enjoy the 'happiness' of the game! For a cool game, it is impossible to get real 'happiness'. He decided to let the players of the world enjoy the 'happiness' of the game." I don't know why this game is obviously so depressed and played so much, but I just can't stop!" " Please be a person!!" Since then, there has been an additional underworld game producer in the world.

Who says I am a worthless student, the pretty Alliance Leader is within my grasp. Who says I am a single man, a harem of huge numbers waits upon me. Watch how the strongest senior high school student in history, Li Fan, turns over the city upside down, becoming a hero unparalleled under the heavens! My wife is the martial alliance leader, and I am the strongest senior high school student, Li Fan! I’m waiting for all of you to drop in to discuss the rules of Jianghu!

This is an extremely difficult game, if you don’t have enough skills, don’t even think about going out!

Reporter: "Mr. Xu Fang, what do you think of your unanimous vote as the most disgusting mage of this century?" Xu Fang: "Slander! They are slandering me! I just have a little more control skills." Reporter: "There are rumors that wherever you appear, all intelligent monsters will flee without a fight?" Xu Fang: "This is all a conspiracy of cunning demons, and it's all fake news!" Reporter: "I also heard that the Holy City will impose sanctions on you in the near future because you openly claimed that the light system originated from China?" Xu Fang: "Tell Michael, I like his wings very much, and now his surname is Xu." Keywords: [Metamorphosis control system] [Light system disaster] [Light system origin]

In modern cities, aura is revived, and human beings are no longer the masters of civilization. At that time, the sky could not see the sun, it was covered by birds, and the ground was stained red with blood. Human beings became food for bereaved dogs, a real hell on earth. It wasn’t until the day when a warrior with an open mind merged the demon spirit after the death of the demon beast into his dantian, humanity could avoid the fate of being annihilated. Refining demon spirits, possessing the ability of demon beasts to fly into the sky and escape from the ground, a young man who originally died, because a demon beast has returned to sixteen years old. That day happened to be the annual demon spirit awakening day. That day, he refined an evil spirit… Evil spirits, an unknown existence of evil!

Due to a mistake on his student’s part, a super Martial Artist had received a wrong class in an online game and had become a mage. He who was used to curbing violence with violence and using strength to subdue strength could only make the best out of his mistake. Taking on a new lease in life, he became a violent close combat mage. When strength and magic came perfectly together, a new gaming path had been opened by him! ______ “Fireball spell? Lightning Chain? Frosted Ice Mirror… etc.” “Wait, I came here to practice Kung Fu! What has magic got to do with me?” “I am a mage?” “Oh, that’s right. I am a Mage!” “However… do you really firmly believe that I am a mage?” “Alright then, look at my knives! Look at my sword! Look at my fist! Look at my concealed weapons!” “What? You’re now saying that I’m not a mage?” “If you don’t believe me, I will prove it to you: If you believe me, I will show you a performance: No one can get in the way of a mage who knows Kung Fu!”

[Cultivation of Immortals: A Cool Story + Survive First Then Be Strong + Funny + System + Side Effect Transfer] During the prosperous era of Daqian, the Dao of Alchemy flourished, and side schools emerged everywhere. Huo Yuan woke up and obtained the Side Effect Transfer System. Not only can he transfer the side effects of swallowing pills and practicing to designated candidates, but he can also get rewards. Zhuguo Lingyao can create a fire spirit body, but the eater will feel heartbroken and in great pain! Really or fake? Come to the bowl! Huo Yuan swallowed it in one gulp, and his enemy rolled on the ground in pain! Crying for his parents! Desolate Heart Sutra, the speed of practice doubles, but it will reduce the lifespan of the practitioner! It just shortens lifespan! Take it! Huo Yuan used the skills, and the enemy instantly felt his body hollowed out! Swallowing Heaven Demon Sutra, Withered Human Yuan Pill, Sacrifice Spirit Demon Array... Huo Yuan has paved a path of no return for the demon king in the world of cultivation. Hundreds of years later, Huo Yuan was besieged by countless powerful men, and after using a life-threatening attack, he fell down with a bang. The powerful men laughed heartily, "See, this evil method is simply a way to death! Hahaha!" However, the next second, everyone was stunned. Why did the big man suddenly explode? ! Huo Yuan stood up with a smile, "I didn't expect it, right? Life is like a play, handsome boy."

The moment the little tyrant of the nobles, Roel Ascart, saw his stepsister, he recalled his memories. He realized that he was in the world of a gal game he played in his previous life. To make things worse, he was the greatest villain in the common route of the game! “I’ll be killed by the main character and the four capture targets ten years from now. Is there still any hope for me?” Just thinking about the fearsome glints of those sharp swords those beautiful capture targets held in their hands, Roel couldn’t help but tremble in fear. Till a voice finally sounded in his head. 【Welcome to the House Resurgence System】

In a fantasy world where martial artists can split mountains and creeks with a wave of their hand and break rivers with a kick, there exists a little restaurant like this. The restaurant isn’t large, but it is a place where countless apex existences will rush into. There, you can taste egg-fried rice made from phoenix eggs and dragon blood rice. There, you can drink strong wine brewed from vermillion fruit and water from the fountain of life. There, you can taste the barbecued meat of a ninth grade supreme beast sprinkled with black pepper. What? You want to abduct the chef? That’s not going to happen, because there’s a divine beast of unfathomable level, the Hellhound, lying at the entrance. Oh, that chef also has a robotic assistant that killed a ninth grade supreme being with a single hand and a group of crazy women whose stomachs were conquered.

Reborn in an island country, Dong Yeyu became a wild fox. When he was about to have a mental breakdown, he found that there was a system with him. He was stunned for a second, and then he was ecstatic. "The heaven and earth thank me! My parents thank me! I am a saint! I love the world! I benefit the people! I am willing to take on everything! Enjoy fame, wealth and power forever! The immortals receive fame, wealth and honor! All laws belong to me!" With the ambition to become a god, Dong Yeyu prepared to practice for decades, transform into a human society, and achieve the ultimate goal that cannot be revealed. Then, he suddenly found that the system had a small prefix. "Gratitude system, only gratitude can get rewards... In other words, I am the legendary gratitude fox?" Dong Yeyu was silent for a few seconds, raised his head, and was speechless. But I am a male fox!

I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!