Chapter 613 Pirates and Robbers VS Emperor and Queen!
But a group of boys were wearing simple homemade robber hats, standing by the table, grabbing the free candy and snacks provided by the college, and kept stuffing them into their pockets.
Gu Yixin and Li Shuci commented on this scene: "Don't get close to them, they are locusts. Only we and the boys holding cocktails are normal people! Don't communicate more with locusts."
Li Shuci nodded as usual, and then subconsciously looked at He Chen.
This made Gu Yixin's face dark.
She really wanted to comment on He Chen and Ruolan like the guys who commented on the group of locusts just now, but she was afraid of being hit by He Chen.
But without commenting, it seemed as if she was afraid of him again.
No matter what, it made her feel uncomfortable.
So I complained to my roommate Li Shuci in my heart, "I really said that I didn't open any pot, which pot is not open, so why did I go to see He Chen and the others at this time.
In the end, she endured it again and again, and still felt that she was so angry that she was stabbed by He Chen's appearance: "Jiajing, Jiajing, every family is pure, and there are people who really want to imitate such a foolish tyrant! But it's not surprising. ”
As soon as these words were said, they didn't have that loud voice, but they still attracted everyone's attention.
After all, this is a complaint about He Chen in public!
The ears of melon-eating people are the most effective at this time.
This kind of uniformity that only shocked Gu Yixin. When the main owner He Chen, who was criticized by her, looked over, her scalp numb and secretly regretted why she couldn't help it. ?
"You have the nerve to say that others are pretending!" He Chen naturally would not let her go, so he directly retorted: "I don't have Lin Daiyu's talent, temperament and appearance, and I also imitate Lin Daiyu to evaluate others, saying that boys are locusts! Now I say that I am imitating the tyrant tyrant and tyrant lords. !
What if I imitate the tyrant?
Will it be possible to imitate it?
Then what are you?
Who are you imitating?
Are female pirates in the West?
You are a little more authentic than me!
Vampires and pirates are really unique characters of the same lineage!
No matter how bad I am, a tyrant, have repeatedly issued orders to let the army fight against Japanese despots in the southeast and protect the people who have been harmed along the coast!
As we all know, the Japanese pirates, the British pirates, and the Ansar vampires are the three major cancers in the world. They all have an extremely inhuman culture in the island country with similar ancestry!
Now you have two major cancers in your body. If you say a few words of good life, you will be able to have all three poisons!
If you want, I don't mind being the Emperor of Jiajing this time, and doing better than him. This time, I, the Emperor of Jiajing, truly became the weightlifting champion of the Ming Dynasty, carried the two capitals and thirteen provinces on my shoulders, and face you directly These Japanese pirates! ”
"I'm not a pirate! Not to mention Japanese pirates!" Gu Yixin blushed and hurriedly denied it. However, she was wearing a pirate-style role-playing costume, which made her rebuttal very powerless.
The pirate server that originally made her feel very cool was still a female pirate who pursued freedom. When He Chen said that it became the three major cancers in the world. She also collected two major cancers in her body, which made her not cool in an instant .
"It's hard to say!" He Chen mocked, "It's not that you said you imitate something, it's nothing!
This sentence is hard to say when used by the rest of us, but when used by you, it is a real truth!
I now understand why you can make money while standing up and gain favor from your classmates, but you have to blackmail and rob it!
Isn’t this your nature!
If you work hard to create your own harvest, how can you rob it quickly?
The character and psychology revealed by your actions and the pirates you imitate now are truly united in knowledge and action!
Great!
amazing!
I would like to give you a suggestion, which is to learn a good language for your life, not only to collect the last piece of evil cancer puzzle, but to be completely invincible in the world!
It's also for your own safety!
Do you know how the legend of mermaid came about?
They are all crew members who have been floating on the sea all year round, many of them are pirates who have not seen women for a long time. The hormones are restless, and the demand for women has skyrocketed to a pervert. They have hallucinations when watching fish, and the legend of mermaids has been rumored to be rumored. !
You are actually willing to be a female pirate. It's really ridiculous!
Do you think you are Elizabeth, the heroine of Pirates of the Caribbean?
No!
A greater possibility is that you will be a female slave!
And even if the heroine of Pirates of the Caribbean is a beautiful ending in film and television, otherwise you can even think about her true experience with her as a Pirate Ship.
In this regard, you can refer to various news about a major country!
So if you really want to be a female pirate, you should learn some common phrases that make you live a good life, which is more effective than simply calling God.
At least they will make them better to you!
After all, when the special period comes, I live a good life. There are mature traditional skills for domestic women to work together to serve the motherland! ”
"You, you!" Gu Yixin was so angry that he trembled all over.
She didn't expect that she just said something, and He Chen actually responded to such a big call from her, but these words were too heartbroken and humiliating to turn her over.
What's even more terrifying is that He Chen's words subverted her beautiful fantasy about many things.
For example, the free girl pirate she plays.
More importantly, what she mocked He Chen was just a mess and had no rules!
But He Chen scolded her, but he echoed her and consistently!
She was so angry that she was scolded that she was a little confused and once wondered if she was really having a problem?
Otherwise, why could He Chen continue to interpret her every move from one perspective, and even be ridiculed as "the unity of knowledge and action"?
No mistakes, one song, one post, one content, one reading!
What's going on?
She thought that He Chen might be scolding all the real ones... But as soon as this idea arose, she directly killed her and ruled out first!
impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
"It's Halloween's masquerade! It's a Western festival!" Just as Gu Yixin was scolded for doubting his life, his delicate body trembled so much that many melon-eating people looked hot, and they wanted to turn into a real pirate. They understood He The real experience of the female pirate on the pirate ship in Chen Mouth is definitely not as beautiful as Elizabeth, the heroine of the movie Pirates of the Caribbean, finally someone stood up for the sake of Gu Yixin.
"It's okay for Gu Yixin to play anything! This is all her freedom! Don't exaggerate everything!
If you really want to be exaggerated, you, a foolish emperor, and a phoenix crown and a red robe, consume a lot of money and cream!
Thank you, you are so embarrassed to always claim to be among the people!
Gu Yixin is united in both knowledge and action, what are you?
Right and wrong? ”
These words made the audience silent, and they looked at the source of the sound with strange expressions several times, but the four robbers wearing homemade simple bandit hats and only exposed their eyes and mouths.
What is this?
Robbers and pirates fight against the Taoist emperor and empress?
This is... too exciting!