On The Thousand Postures Reconstructed By The Scumbags

Eight hundred years ago, Xie Lian was the Crown Prince of the Xian Le kingdom. He was beloved by his citizens and was considered the darling of the world. He ascended to the Heavens at a young age; however, due to unfortunate circumstances, was quickly banished back to the mortal realm. Years later, he ascends again–only to be banished again a few minutes after his ascension. Now, eight hundred years later, Xie Lian ascends to the Heavens for the third time as the laughing stock among all three realms. On his first task as a god thrice ascended, he meets a mysterious demon who rules the ghosts and terrifies the Heavens, yet, unbeknownst to Xie Lian, this demon king has been paying attention to him for a very, very long time.

In her previous life, Si Huang was framed and controlled by her relatives. She was crowned as the movie emperor. However, she could only die without a burial ground. Unexpectedly reborn, she once again returned to the starting point and obtained a unique inheritance. Si Huang touched her chin and thought: It is indeed fabulous to be reborn. She can settle all the old debts and take revenge on old enemies. Back on the throne of the entertainment circle, she is now the first male god in the eyes of all women. Wielding the power of darkness, she is the dark hand controlling everything behind the scenes. A word to decide the stock market, she is the mysterious little god of wealth in the eyes of all businessmen. A skilled punch to the enemy, she is a small overlord in the eyes of the army men. En… what’s more, she is the apple of someone’s eyes. However, one day, when everyone comes to know that this person is a woman, the entire country boils! Facing a group who are rushing forth like wild bees unrestrainedly, a certain man sneers: the wife that this old man has been protecting for so long, who dares to snatch from him? “Reporting to the boss, Li family’s young master asked Young Master Si out for a meal.” “Shut down his family’s hotel.” “Reporting to the boss, Young Master Si and Wang family’s little crown prince have fought.” “Tell the military doctor to take ‘special care’ of the patient” “Ah? But Young Master Si is alright!” “The ‘special care’ is for that one of Wang family.” “…” Many years later, the little bun pointed to the list of ‘Most Desired Men and Women’ chosen by the citizens. He looked at the man next to him with a tangled expression. A certain male put on a gentle fatherly face, “Little Treasure, what’s wrong?” Little bun twiddled his fingers for half a day and asked, “In the end, are you my father or my mother?” A certain male’s face instantly darkened. “Of course I’m your father!” Little bun earnestly said, “But they all say that dad is the male god and the male god is married to you!” A certain male: “…”

When people are poor, they breathe wrong. Ding, congratulations to the host, you will get a certain amount of money every time you breathe. Ding, you get a spicy consumption card when you eat a crayfish with explosive taste. Ding, your sleep quality is very high today. Gain energy + 20% of your daily buff. Different Shenhao system, everything in life will bring surprises. Coach, I want to learn to race!

A collection of short stories featuring non-humans! (Six novels that can be read independently with very different styles, just pick your favorite and read along.) ① The King’s Pearl. Jiang Mian was adopted as a child by a professor whose life revolved around researching mermaids. After his father dies, Jian Mian is the sole person with this secretive research. When the research institute captures a ferocious mermaid, Jiang Mian becomes the only one who can get close enough to the imprisoned creature. ② A God’s Marriage. When there’s no longer something to guard, the guardian gods will dissipate between heaven and earth. The sea otter was the guardian god worshipped by the Ice Sea people, but the new era was also full of new gods, and in the ancient sea otter clan, only one particularly large and white sea otter remained. The big albino sea otter lived alone, wandered alone, and waited for the fated finale to come. Until one day, on the beach, it found a living sacrifice intended for a new god, covered in bruises. The great sea otter: a wild pup from the sky! Now mine, quickly tucked away. ③ Dark Sky Sanctuary. Yu Mengzhou is a professional horse farrier. He was born to be close to horses, and all the horses whose hooves he had repaired would put their big heads into his arms to be pampered. Until one day, Yu Mengzhou suddenly fell into a new world. The demonic war horses of the other world were huge and lofty, with black flames burning around them, and the lords of the herd had just started a rebellion, tearing and devouring their former riders, and sizing up the frail humans who had fallen from the sky, baring their fierce fangs – Yu Mengzhou stared at the warhorse lord studded with th**ny bone thorns hooves, hesitated and spoke in a whisper, “Do you need to fix your hoof? Experience price… can be free of charge.” ④ Utopia. Gu Xingqiao did not want to live. He was demoralized and lost everything, and there was no other sorrow or joy in this life. He finally fell into a disused battleship of unknown centuries. After thousands of years of wandering and silence in the universe, the abyssal battleship finally found fresh prey again. He wanted to torture him, give him hope and then mercilessly deprived of all, He wanted to make the other party wail, cry, scream in despair! He … […Uh, why don’t you run away?] Gu Xingqiao: “Why, silly?” ⑤ The Sepernt of Pharisee. Male Echidna x persistent human painter ⑥ Inquire Here. Dragon carrying the evil of all worlds x human royal son who was sacrificed One sentence synopsis: I love you, beyond the stars. Intention: Love transcends everything.

As a holy knight, I had been taken as a prisoner of war during an engagement against the vampires. “Oh my, granting you death? You wish! Accept my embrace and turn into a vampire. I will be counting on you in the future~ my precious daughter.” The silver haired, vampress loli queen lifted my chin gently, and with a smile of ridicule, aimed her sharp fangs towards my neck.

She is a top-class spy, a poison specialist, but also a young and cute girl with a sinister temperament. In spite of her sweet and innocent appearance, she can complete any tasks without the slightest hesitation. One day because of an incomplete black magic, she was sent into the body of a girl who was deemed as a good-for-nothing. What kind of change will she bring to this continent? A Prince said with bitter hatred, “I thought she was weak and easily bullied, therefore I broke off the engagement. I really didn’t expect she is such a shrewd girl. I made an error of judgment.” The Crown Prince deeply sighed, “She is such a sexy evildoer! Obviously, she has a frail and tender body, but I am not able to overwhelm her…” Finally, an Emperor hit the nail on the head, “She is just a bit two-faced!” She answered, “You’re just a big pervert!” The Emperor carried her into the room and said, “You are predestined to be mine! A two-faced girl and a pervert are a perfect match, right?!”

Xu Zhaixing’s idol, Cen Feng, was a new star, slowly rising in the entertainment circle. She firmly believed that everyone would see the brilliance of her idol one day. But she could no longer wait for the day to arrive… Cen Feng had committed suicide at home because of depression. It was only after his death that the injustices he had suffered had been revealed to the public. It turned out that he was an adopted orphan, and his biological father was actually a murderer. It turned out that the reason he never touched the piano again was that his little finger was intentionally trampled by his teammates. It turned out that the team was harassing him, and he offended a higher-up company, resulting in resources being divided. It turned out that the treasure, which she had been so afraid to hold on to her palm in fear of breaking it, had been trampled on, had been beaten black and blue… Six months later, Xu Zhaixing died in a car accident, only to be reborn as a high school student. She was just a freshman that year. It was ten years before Cen Feng committed suicide. I’m going to use these ten years to build the best road just for you. All those who hurt you will never appear in front of you. Brother, let’s walk the flowery road together this time.

In his past life, the beta Su Liang dared to seduce Lu Zhizhao, the future of the Lu family, and eloped. In the end, after burning down all his boats with no hesitation, Su Liang realized that he was nothing but a big joke. Su Liang gave up everything, and died silently on the day after Lu Zhizhao’s marriage to someone else. Reliving a life, the courageous fool of that year finally learned to accept his fate. This time, Su Liang honestly accepted that he was an unfavoured and mediocre beta, feeling that this bland and undemanding life was quite good. After all, the way of the salted fish is the best way. But after just a few peaceful days, he was sent into the forbidden area, in the depths of the noble’s compound. Lu Taipan – who used to be a big boss, is now a big boss, who will always be the kind of sinister and ruthless big boss who would make everyone tremble with fear when he comes out. However, it was this top-level alpha who single-handedly supported the Lu Family, but suffered from pheromone disorder. And, the place where he rested, was a forbidden place in the eyes of everyone. No matter how many things Su Liang thought about, he didn’t expect Lu Taipan to embrace him in the frenzy of his pheromone disorder. Then, he bit the back of his neck with a single bite. “Your pheromones…. smells good.” The devil-like man, like a beast, scented the pheromones on his body, and muttered greedily. Su Liang was horrified to discover that Lu Taipan and him became more and more intimate. He, who was supposed to be a beta, somehow began to develop unusual pheromone glands. From a beta, he was now an omega. Moreover, he was an omega who matched perfectly with Lu Taipan.

As a river demon who loved life, Yun Fanfan found it hard to believe that there were still people who did not want to live in this world. Thus, with a system on her, she embarked on the journey to save male gods. “Host, the male god needs warmth!” “Hold on, I’ll immediately…” “Ho…host, the male god seems to have fallen for you.” Yun Fanfan, “Ah…” Holding a knife, the male god approached closer, step by step, as he said smiling, “You said you wouldn’t leave me.” Can you please put the knife down first then talk?

“Lady, your husband has fallen ill! It’s lovesickness and he’s terminally ill, it’s a disease with no cure. Please save him!” “Someone come here and help him, your Lord has fallen sick, bring the silver needles!” “Silver needles won’t work, only you can cure me my dear, your husband is lying in bed already.” She was a ruthless doctor, after transmigrating into the body of a extreme waste, she endured and strived for an ambitious future, “Out of the thousands of lives that were missing, the one thing she did not lack was a man!” He was the black-bellied Emperor, an indifferent smile on his face, but hid the ruthlessness in his heart. He pinched off her peach blossoms one by one while he slowly untied his belt: “Your husband alone makes up for ten of them, you’re welcome to personally inspect the goods!”

In the eyes of the public, the spoiled little crybaby daughter of the Gu family who was abandoned and discarded by her fiancé should be living a miserable life but they didn’t expect… A business tycoon: I’m honored to have dinner with Qing Yu~ A top designer did cartwheels: Qing Yu is wearing the clothes I designed specifically for her! A technology bigwig: I got the signature of my idol Gu Qing Yu! Everyone: Is this Gu Qing Yu’s debut? So many bigwigs spoiling her like their own sister. The bigwigs: We don’t dare treat her like our own sister, “Madam” is our aunt! After Gu Qing Yu dropped countless vests, people finally knew why the bigwigs called her “Aunt”. So the question was, if Gu Qing Yu is “Madam”, then who is “Sir”? A certain person: Madam, going outside to attract bees and butterflies again, sleep by yourself tonight. Gu Qing Yu: No! I’ll be right back! The crowd: Huh? Madam, your style doesn’t seem normal. A certain person smug: What do you know? I am a unique delicacy to my wife~

She was the head of a powerful, medicine-orientated aristocratic family. Crossing through a millennium, she ended up in the body of the General Household’s “trash” young miss, whose engagement with the Crown Prince was just broken as she suffered under everybody’s taunts! In the drafting feast, she was re-engaged by the Emperor to marry the famous disabled prince! Everybody laughed, a blind trash with a disabled wastrel. What a perfect match! However, they didn’t know that in her hand, she grasped the long-lost primordial pill recipes! Her practice in medicine had reached the apex! Her contracted beasts were unique in the world! What was the most frightening, was the disabled prince she was engaged to……. A black-belly full of dirty tricks, with a heaven-opposing cultivation physique, he defeats all geniuses! In his wheelchair during the day, yet entangling her in bed as he trained his waist muscles… MF! Is he really crippled!?