I Run a Funeral Home, I Don't Know How to Teach People How to Slay Demons

I Run A Funeral Home, I Don't Know How To Teach People How To Slay Demons

我开的是殡仪馆真不会教斩妖

Author:Da Kuai Niu Rou Mian(大块牛肉面)
Genres: Martial-Arts Urban-Life Xuanhuan
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[System + Urban High Martial Arts + No Female Lead + Decisive Killing + Group Portrait + Micro-Dihua]

Lu Changsheng traveled through time and became the head of Changsheng Hall, and was bound to the apprentice training system.

As long as you train your apprentice well, you can share the apprentice's training results in the cloud, and the system coins can be used to extract various [skills] to equip the apprentice.

Everything was originally very beautiful.

Unfortunately...

[Changsheng Funeral Service]

Looking at the sign on the door of the small shop, Lu Changsheng became more and more irritated. This damn system, why not arrange a good career for himself, but must do the whole funeral, how can he accept apprentices?

Do you go door to door to ask if your child is interested in funerals?

Your child is a rare funeral genius in a century. Will you come with me to send light to the people in another world?

It's not easy.

Lu Changsheng just received his apprentices, but those apprentices made him worry more and more...

"You said your apprentice is the first person in the human race, the chief of the Demon Slayer Division?"

Lu Changsheng nodded.

"You also said that your disciple is the famous Guan family saint? He once single-handedly defeated the demon clan for thousands of miles, and the beasts he killed were afraid of the word Guan?"

Lu Changsheng still nodded.

"Then why are you still selling blood for money here, bragging without thinking!"

Lu Changsheng said helplessly, "This story is a long story..."
Genres: Martial-Arts Urban-Life Xuanhuan
Tags: Male Protagonist System Transmigration Cultivation Leadership Sect Development

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