How Can One Become An Immortal If One Is So Lazy?

"Father, are you looking for me?" Xiao Yan stood at the door of the reception hall and looked at his father. Xiao Zhan was about to speak, but Nalan Yanran suddenly stood up from her seat and looked at Xiao Yan in astonishment. "You...you are Xiao Yan?!" "Who are you?" Xiao Yan looked at this familiar girl, pinched his chin and thought for a moment, and then pointed at her with sudden realization. "Little foodie!!!" "Who is little foodie?!" Hearing Xiao Yan's address to her, Nalan Yanran's face instantly turned red, full of shame and anger. And this scene, whether in the reception hall or outside the reception hall, everyone was dumbfounded. Look at this look...these two young people know each other? Just when everyone was in doubt, the blush on Nalan Yanran's face subsided, her face became extremely serious, turned to look at Xiao Zhan, clasped her hands and said firmly. "Uncle! Yanran came here today for only one purpose!" Hearing Nalan Yanran speak, Ge Ye immediately reacted and waved to the servants, ready to present the elixir prepared in advance for apology, and was also ready to speak to save the situation at any time. But Nalan Yanran's next words made him suddenly stunned. "I hope to marry into the Xiao family immediately! Right now!" ? ? ? At this moment, the entire reception hall was silent, and Ge Ye's face was full of question marks, looking at Nalan Yanran in a daze. Young master? Aren't we here to cancel the engagement? How did it become a marriage? ? ?

[Vest flow, semi-invincible, Conan colleagues] Interview with the protagonist: Q1: What is your secret to becoming the ace shark player of the Black Organization? Jiang Xia: “Take Conan to the target’s house for a walk.” . Q2: What’s your secret to retrieving the treasures stolen by Kidd many times? Jiang Xia: “His accomplice is my vest.” . An interview with the detectives of Kexue World: Q1: How do you view Jiangxia? Detectives: “Except for solving the case too quickly + being unable to hold people back, there are no other shortcomings.” . Q2: As a high school detective, why not join forces with Jiang Xia to fight against the Black Organization? Detectives (hurriedly wave their hands): “No no no, can’t tell him that the darkness of the world is too heavy for him.”

Humans are the spirits of all things, and Gu is the essence of heaven and earth. I was originally an entomologist, and my soul traveled to a young insect-controlling boy in a world of immortal cultivation. I inherited the growth Gu that was regarded as garbage by the original owner, and gained the ability to see the growth of all things. I firmly believe that there are no useless Gu insects, only useless hosts, and it all depends on how strong the host's imagination is. I found that the remaining recipes also have growth, and the Gu recipes that are only one material left are also called remaining recipes, so it is simple. I just need to write down a material randomly, and then guess the remaining materials. If the growth disappears, it means that I guessed wrong. If the growth increases, it means that I guessed right, and then continue to guess. When I guessed 100%, it means that I successfully guessed a Gu recipe. Similarly, the skills, pill recipes, equipment recipes, formation diagrams, wine recipes, poison recipes... can all be guessed. From [Nine Deaths Divine Art] to [Purgatory True Demon Art]. From [True Soul Transformation] to [Demon Splitting Divine Art]. Others practice the way of killing, while I practice the way of self-creation. Looking back, I am already invincible in the world... This book is also known as: "My Imagination is Against the Sky, I Created My Own Invincible Method in the Mortal Village", "Sorry! I Only Know My Own Immortal Method", "I Created a Heavenly Master of All Methods"

Traveled to Greece in the Age of Gods and became Jason.  Wait, Jason?  Are you referring to Jason who provoked the betrayal witch Medea?  Jason?  You mean Jason who looks like a hero but is really just a god toy? !  Jason?  Are you referring to the Jason who seemed to be brilliant in his life and eventually became a great hero and was widely circulated in later generations, but in fact he had a rough life and could not end well when he finally died?  No, I don’t want such a fate!  therefore…… “Mr. Chiron, I want to drop out of school, this hero is not worth it!”

Sunflowers are a magical plant that can condense the essence of the sun. Absorbing one portion of the sun's essence can be equivalent to several days of cultivation. "If I plant hundreds or thousands of sunflowers, wouldn't my cultivation level take off?" Gu Mo, who knows the effects of the sun's essence, was very surprised. (Plants vs. Zombies + Cultivation)

I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!

When gods gather, lightning will strike and the earth will move. Immortals! Which of the numerous way to immortality should one follow? Immortals are hard to seek, but why should immortals hide? Heaven has no mercy, but humans have emotions, and these emotions hinder the road to longevity! Train the inner self to stay calm, train the external body to be resistant, then cross the three continents and four seas alone, and fight valiantly with demons and devils! With the heavenly baton in hand, raid the devils and demons without any resistance! Take one step to cross nine stars and chase the sword in the dreams! Traverse a thousand li of river and mountains in a single day! The exceptional beings do not mix with the ordinary! Within the universe, where can one find an obstacle! Moving like a dragon, with talent like a phoenix! The heavenly Daos and stars will guide one’s way!

In a Mary-Sue novel, the readers all liked the Devil Venerable, the second male lead who devoted himself whole-heartedly to the female lead. However the female lead only loved the male lead who abused her physically and mentally. Readers: Why doesn’t the female lead like the Devil Venerable?! Devil Venerable: This Venerable also wants to know. But what I really want to know is why I even like the female lead at all. In order to understand why the female lead wasn’t attracted to him, the self-conscious Devil Venerable brutally interrogated the entire cast of characters from the novel. Background characters: I have so many things I want to say but I don’t dare to say it to his face! – After obtaining the book, the Devil Venerable discovered that the book described the world he lived in. This book said that after he sacrificed himself for the female lead, the fourth male lead, his silent and loyal subordinate Yin Hanjiang, blackened and attempted to kill her as a sacrificial offering for his lord. Devil Venerable Wenren E: Yin Hanjiang, this Venerable wants to know why you wanted to kill the female lead. Yin Hanjiang was silent. Wenren E: If you refuse to speak, this Venerable will cut out your tongue and have it with alcohol! Yin Hanjiang: … Wenren E: What the hell are you blushing for?!

The King of Hell sentences you to death by midnight, but I can ensure that you live past morning. The young man, Qin Lang, received the inheritance of a poison school by chance. He uses poison to kill people, uses poison to save people and he uses poison to chase beauties. With body of ancient extinct poison and a body of a martial artist, he walks around the city, and wanders around in the underworld.

This is a world invaded by monsters. All kinds of terrifying monsters threaten the safety of human beings at all times. And the only way out for human beings is to choose a hero as their match when they reach the age of eighteen. Once the fit is successful, you can get the natural abilities of the heroes, become a strong man, and fight back against monsters. Chen Ye, who came through time travel, was surprised to find that the heroes everyone matched were all from "One Punch Man". Everyone else is pursuing the talent of an S-level hero, but only Chen Ye knows that the bald devil among the C-level heroes is invincible. So, at the graduation ceremony, Chen Ye did not hesitate to choose to fit his bald physique, but was ridiculed by the live broadcast on the whole network! "Haha, this idiot actually chose a C-level hero talent." "C-level heroes are recognized as useless talents, even dogs are not chosen, buddy, are you insane?" Facing the ridicule, Chen Ye just insisted on exercising silently. Three years later. An invincible bald head is starting to be inappropriate...

After his girlfriend broke up with him, wandering all over the place, Xia Tian happens to see a girl about to be hit, after he saves her, he ends on the hospital. Now thanks to his accident Xia Tian awakened the ability to see through anything, be it weak points, or through clothing, nothing escapes his eye. Especially girls.

Lu Yaoyao transmigrated. When she just opened her eyes, a man’s beautiful face appeared in front of her, trying to put on a gentle smile: “Daughter, call Daddy.” She hadn’t reacted yet, and another handsome but indifferent face came into her view and said succinctly: “Call me Father.” Lu Yaoyao looked at the two handsome guys with different styles and made a confused voice: “Ah?” So, who is her real father? The two Supreme Venerables of the devil and the human race had been deadly rivals for thousands of years. Whenever they met, they would fight to death, but always without a clear winner. One day, they fought for a chance of ascending in a secret realm and accidentally dropped their blood on a piece of spiritual stone nearby. And this spiritual stone gave birth to a spiritual fetus, which was then born into a baby girl with a mixture of the two Venerables’ bloodlines. Devil Venerable and Dao Venerable: “…”