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"Director Xu Nan, may I ask why you always make bad movies?" "I solemnly remind you that I have never made a bad movie." "Spider-Man" starring Mimi is so bad, is it still considered a bad movie? "It doesn't count." "The Starring Man starring Shi Shi aroused boycotts from all the little lions." "That means they don't understand appreciation." "Liu Yifei's upcoming film "Dragon Mother" has been designated as the worst movie of this year by the Golden Broom Awards." "Slander, it's all slander. You guys just can't bear to see me making money. By the way, the movie "Sweeping Alliance" co-starring Mimi, Shi Shi, and Liu Yifei is about to be produced. Please don't miss it."

Yang Yiyun, a mortal at the bottom layer, occasionally obtained the Supreme Treasure Universe Pot, and was inherited from the wild immortals. Since then, he has stepped into the path of cultivation. Medical skills, martial arts, and immortal methods have blossomed. The story of becoming a god.

【KPL e-sports as the main + live broadcast as the auxiliary + AG + Dihuawen + rebirth without system + the chosen one + fun and funny】 Lin Jue was reborn in a parallel world and found himself as a substitute side player of AG. The original owner was gifted in games. He reached the top at the age of 14, and was recruited into the AG youth training at the age of 16. Now he is 18 years old and is in the prime of his youth. But Lin Jue was horrified to find that although he inherited his memory, in terms of game operation, Lin Jue was still the ordinary player with ten thousand stars before his rebirth. The only skill that can be called a unique skill is the 0.4w battle against Lu Bu with a win rate of 48 in 800 games. So, when Coach Bao tried to put the pressure on Lin Jue and let him play to save the team from the water and fire. Lin Jue wanted to cry but had no tears in his heart: Coach, although I am a reborn, I don’t even have a system. How can you bear to let me go on the field and be beaten by those big guys? However, after really stepping onto the KPL stage, Lin Jue was shocked to find that he was the chosen one! From then on, the legend of Lin Jue began... Xiaoluo: "Didn't this kid bring 100 sources of trouble at the beginning? How come every hit was a critical hit!" Jiucheng: "What kind of fancy moves does Jueji have? Why can't my Baili Shouyi hit him?" fly: "This new guy is too outrageous. What top-level prediction? I have reached the fourth floor, but he is actually on the fifth floor? Is it possible that he is actually on the first floor? No, no, no, don't tell me that Jueji is on the first floor. I absolutely don't believe it!" ...

Yue Guan is known as the man who built China for five thousand years. From Emperor Qin Shihuang who unified all the eight countries, to the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty who opened up the land; from the only military strategist Emperor Taizong of Tang dynasty, to the extreme comeback from Emperor Ming Chengzu; even the King of Shang and Zhou from the ancient era. Five thousand years of China’s history, there was no emperor that Yue Guan couldn’t play. He has created countless classic images of the emperor on the screen, and many people directly revered him as his majesty. In response to this, Yue Guan has always been very humble: This King is Only An Actor.

Starting from the submission of the comic "Edge Walker" which was "adapted from anime", Lin Qingshan embarked on the road of different world comics (wen), painting (chao) and family (public). And then—— "No! It's a cybermaniac! Call the Terrorist Mobile Team!" "Run! He is a comic book villain!" "Awesome! I'm starting to understand everything!" "No, who asked him to draw comics?" "Use Flame Fist on him quickly!" "Is he mentally ill? Are you planning the plot like this?" "The mental state is good! We are discharged from the hospital!" "You come in too!" "Hahaha! I'm done, Master Dao!" … "Edge Walker", "Chainsaw Man", "Fire Fist", "Attack on Titan", "The Strange One"... Lin Qingshan is out of control on the way to madness. At the same time, comic fans all agree that Lin Qingshan Qingshan is a mental patient!

[Signed for physical publication] [Infinite flow + fast pace + funny + invincible + no heroine + no abuse of the protagonist] [Ask around the four streets in the east, south, west and north who is the father] [Don't compare yourself too much, how big of a boss can you be] The White Tower descends, and the death dungeon mode is turned on globally. Zheng Xun, who was bound to the infinite simulation system and forced to play the novice level a thousand times, said: I have cleared the level and am in good spirits. Now I will kill you all. From then on, White Tower players often saw a newbie carrying a sledgehammer and starting a destructive clearance flow. The sky cleared, the rain stopped, and you felt that you were good again. Play is play, make noise is noise, don't joke with Zheng Shen. Many years later, Zheng Xun stood on the top of the White Tower and sighed. He became a god, but also a lunatic.

He became famous in high school. He is the greatest player of the 03 generation. He is the ruler of an era. He even surpassed Jordan and became the GOAT in the basketball world. He is James...the opponent he least wants to mention. The Chosen One, Ryan!

After being rejected by sixteen film crews in succession, Chen Fei sat at the entrance of Hengdian Film and Television City and fell into deep thought. Before coming to Hengdian, the old man once told him that as a stuntman, as long as he has unique skills and dares to fight hard, he will definitely not have to worry about running out of films. But after constantly hitting the wall, he discovered that in this era where looks and connections are valued, the effect of a handsome face and a good father is actually far greater than "having unique skills" and "dare to fight and fight hard" . But what does Chen Fei have? He is handsome, but he doesn’t have a good father! Should he be allowed to imitate those female extras and ask for godfathers everywhere? His path doesn’t “work” either! However, just when he was at the end of his rope, the "Extreme Rehabilitation" system was suddenly activated! (PS: Having unique skills is not a skill, fancy skills are the way to go.) Chen Fei was immediately overjoyed, thinking that his spring had finally arrived! However, just when the system began to issue novice tasks, he was suddenly dumbfounded! [Challenge mission: (Complete Ozaki's eight items), difficulty factor 10 stars, complete the mission to get an SSS-level reward blind box] [Challenge mission: (Bungee jumping in the Great Rift Valley of East Africa), difficulty level 9 stars, complete to get SS-level reward blind box] [Challenge task: (Go to the house of a 300-pound female netizen who has been single for 33 years to do push-ups.) The difficulty level is 8 stars. If you complete it, you will get an S-level reward blind box] 【……】 At this moment, Chen Fei was completely angry! These tasks are just for labor and management to die, right? —— This book is also called "This actor is dying!" ", "It's okay to work hard, but don't torture yourself to death! 》

“What would you choose from the following three things? 1: Diploma of Mizuki University. 2: A well-tested school flower 3: 50 million venture capital. ” … Life is a series of multiple choice questions, however, when Ye Feng found out that each of his options would come true, the story began. … Years later, as the youngest billionaire, Ye Feng said modestly in an interview: “I’m just better at doing multiple-choice questions than others.”

Sitting up in shock while dying, the sixtieth man is a superstar. From dragon sleeves to internet celebrities, from internet celebrities to old opera bones, from old opera bones to old fresh meat… The saddest protagonist in history, Li Shixin said: Although I touch porcelain and rely on the old to sell the old, I know that I am a good old man! This is roughly a story about using strength to interpret that your uncle will always be your uncle.

After traveling to Tokyo, Japan, Kamishiro Hakufeng starts the game by obtaining a career in life. When he obtains the student career, he says: "No woman in my heart, learn from nature!" When he obtains the chef career, he says: "I don't cook to pick up girls!" When he obtains the writer career, he says: "Novels are novels, reality is reality, and I'm really not a scumbag!" But as he obtains more careers, Kamishiro Hakufeng always feels that something is wrong with this career game. ...... Cold school beauty: You'd better not be! Muggle sister: I don't eat beef! (Smells so good) Genius sickly literary girl: "Love Letter" "Eat Your Pancreas"... So these are all confession novels he wrote to me?

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight