This Intermediary Can Handle It. If You Buy a House, You Will Give It to Your Girlfriend!

This Intermediary Can Handle It. If You Buy A House, You Will Give It To Your Girlfriend!

这中介能处,买房就送女朋友!

Author:Jiu Shi Gou Pi Kai Jian(酒时勾皮凯尖)
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"How about you delete me?"

"Otherwise, every time I receive a message, I will think it's you."

Customer: "Is it okay for me to buy a house? Can you please stop sending me this kind of message?"

"Come to my house after get off work and explain it to my husband."

Lin Yuan traveled through a parallel world and found that he was participating in a variety show and was randomly selected to work as an agent.

When other people sell their houses, they beg their father and grandma to sue them. He is not doing his job properly when selling his house. He is either finishing his job or on the road to finishing his job.

Sell the noisy house near the railway to the deaf and mute!

Sell dark and damp apartments to people who make wine!

Sell the spooky haunted house to people who make suspense movies

Sold the house in the deep mountains and old forests to a weight loss center!

Netizens are confused: What the hell do you call this an agency? I believe him even if he is said to be a pimp!

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